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He was a fartin spartan who conquered the masses with his gases. #artwiculate
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The young mother's spartan desk was born out of necessity, juggling college and a two year old at the same time.
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Sam's spartan surroundings suddenly seemed somewhat soulless.
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Jim's spartan habits meant a routine of cold showers and dry toast in his empty apartment every morning.
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Twitter’s spartan character-limit is a paradoxical platform for unlimited characters.
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The Spartan looked at the Athenian news bearer with a puzzled face. It's all Greek to me.
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Staring at his pricey meal, miles of white ceramic framing a spartan portion of poultry, he considered his cost per bite and cried, "Foul!"
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Me Jane , you Tarzan / let's all emulate their life SPARTAN / so nature can re - nurture / critical for a disaster - free future
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Artw-Alert: @just_S’s set 2 go from spartan 2 feral full-lilt in under 24-oevers w/ arcane perspicacious, hubris-pumpin’ fastidious aplomb!☠
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My old man was so spartan that when he opened his wallet, moths flew out. It got worse. We had to recycle toilet paper.
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Spartan tweeting can be deceiving; spartwiculation's the way to greatness.
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A woman told Calvin Coolidge she had bet a friend she could get him to say 3 words. The president's spartan reply? "You lose."
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Your spartan heart's too cheap to beat, and you won't pay to fibrillate.
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A spartan tweet.
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Obama's CV is a little spartan for the Nobel Peace Prize? Surely.
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Yo mama is so cheap, she uses a spartan instead of a trojan #artwiculate
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Oh @artwiculate! Spare me that Spartan martyr look! So I'm late home. Live with it. Learn to cook your own damn supper!
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The spartan accommodations quickly alerted Master Chief that his hosts had taken the name of his soldiering class far too literally.
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TOTAL oxymoron: SPARTAN SPAM!
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Please be spartan in your votes for @tWordBird today, as my point’s not the points nor prolific-pigging prominence, but for the play. Thx. ☺
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@PamMktgNut So, then, the "fartin Spartan" was resolute in his tootin'? ;)
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The Spartan tanning salon really lived up to its name , the "booths" were worn chaise lounges on a disheveled pool deck.
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I tried a spartan lifestyle - it was called grad school. Didn't like it very much. #artwiculate
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His spartan ways, combined with his inheritance, made Joe a wealthy catch. Alas, upon meeting, women always found him just plain cheap.
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Haiku’s spartan style | Elucidates murky wells | Baring new treasures. #haiku #artwiculate
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Martin Barton proudly wears his family tartan, and as a tight Scot he lives a life very spartan.
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By definition, all tweets are spartan: 140 short, sweet characters, bravely thrown into the vast chaos that is the internet. (@artwiculate)
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the more spartan the tweets, the meatier the achievement
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Sadly, Jim began to fidget when the doctor inserted his digit with a spartan amount of lube thereupon.
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@PudHW Aww, thx, Puddnhead!✩☺Not certain which “1” you meant, tho… as I haven’t been spartan in my #-of-entries (‘cept maybe comparatively).
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Thanks @Goleudy Neanimorphic That's a really arcane word! It's not spartan, but I'm sure artwiculators could use it with aplomb.☺
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Day&night 2gether.. #Spartan warriors had a true sense of fellowship! –Dad, they’re fags?! -No, they’re not fags, but TRUE FIGHTING FAGGOTS!

































