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Thanks to @artwiculate, my goldfish now wants a seraglio for his birthday - where am I gonna put all the bowls!
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My own, your eyes are jewels ~ your smile a banquet ~ your single kiss a seraglio. ~ Your love makes me a king.
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Seraglio: the new bar imprisoning large juicy sultanas in a luscious coating of a duo of white and dark chocolate.
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lady 71 thought to herself "even though 70 others dwell in his seraglio, i'm happy to be his at all"
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Slap-happy seraglio? Harem Scarum. #artwiculate
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What do you do when a young boy walks into a seraglio? You take him out of harem's way.
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The nightingale sings a song of freedom. In her seraglio, fine gossamer silks saturate the gilded cage. He coos his love; she wants to fly.
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Ensconced in his seraglio , basking in glory – this is not the whole story. Behind his back, the women whisper: fail
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women in seraglio ~ are you wife in grief or ~ contented concubine ? #haiku #poetry
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My beloved, petal of your eyes ~ diamond precious ~ smile of a river ~ resembles you ~ a kiss of your lips ~ like a seraglio.
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"Too bad the seraglio went extinct" thought Al, as he turned on the TV to watch "Bunn1es of the Pl4yboy Mansion" from his hot tub.
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Seraglio - heaven or hell?
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Seraglio Barbie comes with a chador, finger cymbals and a little tiny hash pipe... #artwiculate
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Tricky troglodyte in a seraglio: a con among the pros.
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in the land of the seraglio, the one eyed monk is king!
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Winter bites the Bosphorus. In Istanbul, snow-blent rain falls over the Seraglio, Wet white marble reflects a sky of pearl. (Nov '06)
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Tiger Woods may have been better off going with a seraglio.
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With the artwiculati fully ensconced in the seraglio, it was only a matter of time before someone mentioned fellatio.
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Be careful: An imbroglio in the seraglio will distract the potentate from #artwiculate and and make him shout, "Decaptitate!"
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Taciturn odalisque, her heart stolen/ The captor waits beyond the seraglio/ He knows she can never be his/ Yet he holds her heart ransom
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Dear god, sincere prayer for sparing mankind from Obloquy and save us from the deserted Seraglio where you can't find water. #artwiculate
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You can be a seraglio of one. Lonely and alone. Waiting for only him. #artwiculate
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did you hear about the seraglio that was in dire straits because it was managed by the Sultan of Swingers?
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A sweet confection Turkish Delight full of Eastern promise doesn't fulfil the Sultan's affection found within the seraglio #artwiculate
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Gregor awoke one day in a seraglio. It didn't help any, because the ladies were all afraid of insects.
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With a single look/ she has the Sultan at her command/ Queen of the Seraglio. #artwiculate
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I can't afford to support a seraglio, so I bring the ladies to my place one at a time.
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Seraglio Valente - the latest in harem fashion. #artwiculate
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Erudite males use the term 'Seraglio' ~ To keep their activities on the down-low ~ 'Cause 'whorehouse' just sounds so depraved, you know.
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What a sweet, serendipitous situation to be surrounded by such a salaciously sublime seraglio, said the Sultan. #Artwiculate #alliteration
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The Sultan's heart stopped when he heard the sound of a television airing a broadcast of Oprah from the seraglio. #artwiculate
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Seraglio is the new black. Not flattering nor widely available. It's considered rather 'in' sultan. #artwiculate















































