One word

Sempiternal

Word of the day on 24 September 2009.

Winning tweet

224
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MaryJenkins
As the doctor snapped on the surgical gloves, it was a sempiternal moment after Ben realized exactly where his prostate was located.

Good uses

  • takete
    144
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    "The Neverending Story" was initially pitched as "The Sempiternal Prevarication". Limahl still did the soundtrack though.
  • PamMktgNut
    102
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    Sempiternal Fi TWEET or FLY! Go Marines! #artwiculate
  • Rellacafa
    88
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    It turns out The Neverending Story is not sempiternal at all. It ends on the last page...Michael Ende was a total title liar.
  • yopopodawn
    84
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    "I'm sempiternal," gasped Ricky the stuffed polyester giraffe, incredulously, as he stood in front of the fake flame fire without catching.
  • FRUiTZOOM
    73
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    sempiternal cal-i-frag-i-list-ic es-pi-al-i-dos-is.....Sempiternal help me feel some twitter peace osmosis....#artwiculate
  • Theonlygolux
    64
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    begone oh this infernal sempiternal week, too much to do, too little time. At least this twitter limits letters leaving just enough for rhy
  • DoogieHowser_MD
    64
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    @artwiculate Bad jokes just never end; it's like they're sempiternal. Tweet and Retweet were sitting on a log.Tweet jumped off,who was left?
  • traciwilbanks
    59
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    Good thing Willy Wonka went with Everlasting Gobstopper. Sempiternal Gobstopper just doesn't have quite the same pinache. #artwiculate
  • GeoGrafter
    59
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    Willy Wonka wanted to call it the Sempiternal Gobstopper but his marketing team balked. It seems they never heard of @artwiculate
  • mrs_maltagirl
    59
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    Housework, that sempiternal battle with entropy.
  • beePencil
    54
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    Tweeting is fleeting. For something more sempiternal, why not try laser-etching your twitterings on the moon...
  • Ysabeluna
    53
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    Kids are grown / Most on their own / Yet duties akin to maternal/ From womb to tomb SEMPITERNAL
  • spin_cycle
    49
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    In youth, life's vagaries seem sempiternal, but with age comes the evidence we were delusional.
  • neecha2k9
    49
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    through the crowd he dodged, did twirl; hastily racing to the urinal; the stream, it seemed, indeed sempiternal @artwiculate
  • DaveCurry
    49
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    Her kids loved the mucilaginous linguine but Kimmy loved the sempiternal salad and breadsticks at Olive Garden.
  • SpankyHamsMum
    49
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    Her ass had a sempiternal quality rarely seen on the chocolate factory floor.
  • ohyesidid
    49
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    A crepuscular creature grasps the lingering rays of twilight, for to embrace and to treasure during the sempiternal night.
  • ismanhs
    48
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    The adjective sempiternal is just an eternal who's been hanging out too long with literature. #artwiculate
  • readsmallprint
    47
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    Likes that killing a fly in ninja fashion is now referred to as being Obama-ed. Will this term be sempiternal? Bet it beats being Bush-ed!
  • deeleea
    47
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    sempiternal song, your relentless beat disturbs, this neighbourhood peace. #artwiculate #haiku
  • naomieve
    45
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    I'm starting to understand how sempiternal 24 hours can be, as I impatiently wait for a new @artwiculate word to be released!
  • SmyWord
    44
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    Hell is the infernal, sempiternal.
  • AmbroseJI
    44
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    @artwiculate provides a sempiternal stream of pretentious new words to a mass of already pretentious twitterers. #thankyouartwiculate
  • BrightGirl
    44
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    I am increasingly vexed by the sempiternal nature of my operative endeavors. Translation: Oh, God! Why won't this day end?!?!
  • _ado
    44
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    If there's anything sempiternal about human nature it certainly is the uncanny ability to directly or indirectly cause destruction.
  • NouveauGeek
    44
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    @artwiculate sempiternal is just a pretentious way of saying eternal
  • thatsally
    44
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    There once lived a colonel who inscibed in a journal his archive of thoughts sempiternal.
  • gavinblair
    44
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    Cross browser compatibility is the sempiternal struggle of any web developer.
  • lisa_hay_j
    44
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    One of mankind's sempiternal weaknesses is the avoidance of facing eternity.
  • cricque
    40
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    Oh sempiternal semaphore/Will red be lit forevermore?/I need to hit the liquor store/Before they shut the doors. #Artwiculate
  • Endless_Summer_
    39
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    just discovered artwiculate. This could easily become a sempiternal new hobby!
  • Harris265
    39
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    Nothing is sempiternal. Except of course, the word of the day which almost definitely is.
  • jerryhui
    39
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    I need the sempiternal energy of the Energizer Bunny to get out of bed.
  • thefunnygerman
    39
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    the sun, sitting low in the sky, betrays its sempiternal existence as it drifts over the horizon, leaving nothing behind but darkness
  • KavithaV
    39
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    "You promised me sempiternal love. Alas! You don't last 3 minutes," said she, as she walked out the door. #artwiculate.
  • johncartwright
    39
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    I love watching Phillies games, but why must baseball games/seasons be so sempiternal?
  • tallslacker
    39
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    My girlfriend says my stories end up being sempiternal. Not knowing what it meant I replied, "So are you when you're in the toilet!"
  • icybluequest
    39
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    Am I only dreamin' or is this burning a sempiternal flame? #banglesandartwiculateunite
  • routermonkey
    38
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    Why is Jay-Z is a sempiternal trending topic on Twitter?
  • SilencioBarnes
    38
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    You met her behind the bar? Not even in it? Behind the bar! Do you imagine that the sweet beginnings of some sort of sempiternal love? Fool.
  • neeker_san
    38
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    There's still one hour to lunch, six hours to knocking off, and 30 hours to the weekend. The wait is sempiternal. Sempiternal, I tell you!
  • TheSupercargo
    34
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    ... to write the #sempiternal tweet? Oh @artwiculate ! You'd have to create something that came around and bit its own tail. But how ...
  • dermois
    34
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    Day four of what is proving to be a sempiternal week. Bring on the weekend!
  • tindogcoffee
    34
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    Ah, the sempiternal joy of a fresh, hot cup of coffee on a cool autumn morning!
  • routermonkey
    34
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    As I observed the sempiternal line snaking back and forth at the vehicle registry, I considered retiring from driving.
  • kstadden
    34
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    What does this mean? "The urge to obfuscate is sempiternal." (Hint- it has nothing to do with having to visit the bathroom at night.)
  • deceptions82
    34
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    I am on the seemingly sempiternal task of finding the perfect shoes ever.. there are so many "almost perfect" ones...
  • deceptions82
    34
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    Life may seem sempiternal but it's really not, so make the most of it while you can...
  • warrens
    34
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    I think it's safe to say that this tweet is not sempiternal.

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