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They told me that I was a precocious child. "Precocious?!" I answered, "Try PHENOMENAL!"
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"me, precocious?" echoed the 5 year old, "mom that's either a misnomer for dummy or a euphemism for smart-ass "
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precocious babybot eyes cannot yet disguise the toddlerbot plot to gain the forbidden cookie prize
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Precocious, you've only just begun ~Your heart & mind, second to none ~The future is yours to create, my prodigy, my son
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The precocious bird catches the bird, then runs off to show Mum
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Reading "East of Eden" / How to reconcile evil? / Precocious ten-year old girl
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When I was very small my parents said I was a little precocious. I grew up into a big one.
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Hanging on your very words, every moment precocious.
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These days I'm more postcocious than I am precocious.
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Precocious child apparently laughing at a joke beyond his years it was the glint in his eye which caught my attention! #artwiculate
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Jessica had always been precocious, but pregnant at 12 was taking it too far.
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Precocious was one thing, but combining it with promiscuous made my teacher want to have a talk with my parents.
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If awards were given for precocious-ness, I think Benjamin Button would win Most Disconcerting.
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Precocious love - you entered my life early, never to part from it. I hold you fast so you'll never leave.
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Precocious is... a caterpillar with wings.
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Precocious genius. The earth is held into a hand. Infinite series. #senryu #artwiculate
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The Artwiculati were indubitably all precocious children! ☺ #Artwiculate
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make heart jump for birthday / precocious me, yearn for adult / but now, clockwork... . #haiku #senryu #artwiculate
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Precocious / golden curls / twinkling eyes / blowing kisses into the wind / innocent child
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Ugly worm on the leaf / No precocious butterfly / Just a dream. #haiku #artwiculate
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You can't make a precocious omelet without breaking eggheads.
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Michael thought his new son was extremely precocious, but then he realized he was looking at the umbilical chord.
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Can you imagine? She said my ejaculation was precocious. How could it be precocious? It was right on time for me!
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Why was the renowned watchmaker considered to be precocious? He was always a~head of time
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#haiku Precocious blossom/ pale pink on bare cherry boughs/ waiting for the leaves
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@artwiculate Forming anagrams with your alphabet blocks is precocious wordplay
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http://twitpic.com/1bijal - Lisa Simpson: Precocious? Moi? (Apologies to Matt G.)
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I was very precocious as a baby - I could even change my own diapers.
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From the moment he first sucked a dummy, you could tell Jon was precocious
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precocious placenta? prodigy since birth. #artwiculate
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Precocious Hermes / glances upon my promise / and snickers at me #artwiculate #haikuwordgame #haiku #myth
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Mama told me to be very careful and eat only the ripe ones. The precocious ones we left on the window sill to ripen there.
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Precocious 6-year-old: "Is that Spider-Man on your tie?" Me: "Yes." [pause] P6yo: "Are you a grown-up?"
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I'm so precocious that I always start a book by its ending. #artwiculate
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My ex-wife's mother never called me precocious. She called me "preverted."
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When I was young I thought I felt precocious, until I worked out I was just feeling myself.
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Precocious is all about parental oneupmanship. (And, by the way, my daughter talked in sentences at 10 months.)
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A little precocious is sure to go a long way. #artwiculate
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precocious spring ~ waits no more for winter thaw ~ in colours blooms forth #artwiculate #haiku
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Pete produced pleasant prosciutto from Pam's precocious piglets. #artwiculate #toolatetoscorepoints
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Once a precocious child star, now an out-of-work alcoholic. #artwiculate
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Precocious, am I? / You do not know me at all. / I'm nearly forty. #haiku
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Precocious was when I at 9 felt something hot going upwards from my chest when I saw that young lady for the 2nd time.
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No, sir--my child is precocious; yours is a brat.
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Precocious wide eyed girl, counting 1,2,3,A,7, coloring puppy and poppy, and all before her nap #artwiculate
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Precocious software / Still can't pass the Turing test / Neither can my cat. #Haiku #Artwiculate
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Her only weapons / dagger eyes to survive / precocious street child ///#haiku
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When you forget what you came upstairs for (aged 38 yrs, 11 months) is that a sign of precocious senescence?
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my splitting headache has just gone and split further - precocious $&^%($#!


















































