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Precocious

Word of the day on 28 March 2010.

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AaronLivingston
The precocious bird gets the worm and classifies it by phylum. #artwiculate #salonartwois

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  • StarOfSavannah
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    They told me that I was a precocious child. "Precocious?!" I answered, "Try PHENOMENAL!"
  • Ysabeluna
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    "me, precocious?" echoed the 5 year old, "mom that's either a misnomer for dummy or a euphemism for smart-ass "
  • ultracutebot
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    precocious babybot eyes cannot yet disguise the toddlerbot plot to gain the forbidden cookie prize
  • catmar604
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    Precocious, you've only just begun ~Your heart & mind, second to none ~The future is yours to create, my prodigy, my son
  • TiddK
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    The precocious bird catches the bird, then runs off to show Mum
  • SJHatzi
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    Reading "East of Eden" / How to reconcile evil? / Precocious ten-year old girl
  • kado56
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    When I was very small my parents said I was a little precocious. I grew up into a big one.
  • dmriver
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    Hanging on your very words, every moment precocious.
  • Tralala56
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    These days I'm more postcocious than I am precocious.
  • minibtweet
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    Precocious child apparently laughing at a joke beyond his years it was the glint in his eye which caught my attention! #artwiculate
  • marcosarroyos
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    Jessica had always been precocious, but pregnant at 12 was taking it too far.
  • harrarp
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    Precocious was one thing, but combining it with promiscuous made my teacher want to have a talk with my parents.
  • OddlyStarry
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    If awards were given for precocious-ness, I think Benjamin Button would win Most Disconcerting.
  • SaraiLune
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    Precocious love - you entered my life early, never to part from it. I hold you fast so you'll never leave.
  • baccatum
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    Precocious is... a caterpillar with wings.
  • agezoko
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    Precocious genius. The earth is held into a hand. Infinite series. #senryu #artwiculate
  • tWordBird
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    The Artwiculati were indubitably all precocious children! ☺ #Artwiculate
  • tama001
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    make heart jump for birthday / precocious me, yearn for adult / but now, clockwork... . #haiku #senryu #artwiculate
  • CaliforniaKara
    49
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    Precocious / golden curls / twinkling eyes / blowing kisses into the wind / innocent child
  • jneen8
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    Ugly worm on the leaf / No precocious butterfly / Just a dream. #haiku #artwiculate
  • DaveCurry
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    You can't make a precocious omelet without breaking eggheads.
  • coinopratdchris
    46
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    Michael thought his new son was extremely precocious, but then he realized he was looking at the umbilical chord.
  • MaxRaunchiness
    46
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    Can you imagine? She said my ejaculation was precocious. How could it be precocious? It was right on time for me!
  • navinsasikumar
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    Why was the renowned watchmaker considered to be precocious? He was always a~head of time
  • Gardencomet
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    #haiku Precocious blossom/ pale pink on bare cherry boughs/ waiting for the leaves
  • DrJillZ
    45
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    @artwiculate Forming anagrams with your alphabet blocks is precocious wordplay
  • TheSupercargo
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    http://twitpic.com/1bijal - Lisa Simpson: Precocious? Moi? (Apologies to Matt G.)
  • lithiumzombie
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    I was very precocious as a baby - I could even change my own diapers.
  • JonPowles
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    From the moment he first sucked a dummy, you could tell Jon was precocious
  • ale_bundy
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    precocious placenta? prodigy since birth. #artwiculate
  • dsceiorg
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    Precocious Hermes / glances upon my promise / and snickers at me #artwiculate #haikuwordgame #haiku #myth
  • MaltaGoddess
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    Mama told me to be very careful and eat only the ripe ones. The precocious ones we left on the window sill to ripen there.
  • genekjr
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    Precocious 6-year-old: "Is that Spider-Man on your tie?" Me: "Yes." [pause] P6yo: "Are you a grown-up?"
  • Wifsie
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    I'm so precocious that I always start a book by its ending. #artwiculate
  • OldJoeStalin
    40
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    My ex-wife's mother never called me precocious. She called me "preverted."
  • SpankyHamsMum
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    When I was young I thought I felt precocious, until I worked out I was just feeling myself.
  • lagadu123
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    Precocious is all about parental oneupmanship. (And, by the way, my daughter talked in sentences at 10 months.)
  • bwlightning
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    A little precocious is sure to go a long way. #artwiculate
  • yearning4d_sky
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    precocious spring ~ waits no more for winter thaw ~ in colours blooms forth #artwiculate #haiku
  • routermonkey
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    Pete produced pleasant prosciutto from Pam's precocious piglets. #artwiculate #toolatetoscorepoints
  • TinaNguyen
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    Once a precocious child star, now an out-of-work alcoholic. #artwiculate
  • MaryJenkins
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    Precocious, am I? / You do not know me at all. / I'm nearly forty. #haiku
  • osmarjardim
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    Precocious was when I at 9 felt something hot going upwards from my chest when I saw that young lady for the 2nd time.
  • InVinceWil
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    No, sir--my child is precocious; yours is a brat.
  • chrisdetar
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    Precocious wide eyed girl, counting 1,2,3,A,7, coloring puppy and poppy, and all before her nap #artwiculate
  • BurningHawk1969
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    Precocious software / Still can't pass the Turing test / Neither can my cat. #Haiku #Artwiculate
  • beezknez
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    Her only weapons / dagger eyes to survive / precocious street child ///#haiku
  • emmaexpress
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    When you forget what you came upstairs for (aged 38 yrs, 11 months) is that a sign of precocious senescence?
  • kings_indian
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    my splitting headache has just gone and split further - precocious $&^%($#!

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