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Why is other party of my blind date each and every time an irritating philistine? #artwiculate

@tama001

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No, hun, I said you're my special philistine, not my special valentine.

@MaxRaunchiness
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philistine in current lingo is "so pedestrian"

@Ysabeluna
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Blessed are the philistine for they shall give us someone to feel superior to.

@marcosarroyos
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Philistine anthem: Don't know much about history Don't know much biology Don't know much about a science book

@caslexplorers
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@Artwiculate My grandma overheard me mumbling philistine & asked: "Why is Phil thin? Tell your brother to quit dieting now".

@hotdng
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I sneezed, farted, scratched my groin and burped, then sneezed again; it was a bad case of the Philistine flu.

@lithiumzombie
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America’s funniest famous Philistine-s: The lovable “Beverly Hillbillies”! ☺

@tWordBird
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Bill was no philistine - he would only eat his macaroni and cheese with cut up wieners mixed in.

@routermonkey
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Inartwiccurater (n) A Philistine who doesn't understand poetry, word play, or sophisticated wit. #artwiculottery

@caslexplorers
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Philistine mansion: a double-wide on a dirt road in Mississippi.

@marcosarroyos
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Scientist in Japan where budget had been reduced denounced judgment of a certain politician as a philistine who knew nothing about science.

@tama001
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"Samson knew he was done for when he had his hair cut by a Philistine woman called Delilah..."

@harrarp
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When Izzy told Phil that his mom was philistine, he thought it was a compliment.

@marcosarroyos
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Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Philistine, Thou are lost and not so clever, Dreadful sorry, Philistine

@caslexplorers
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A boor might be a bore for echoing news soundbites from redneck pundits, but calling him a philistine would be rash.

@harrarp
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"When it comes to general knowledge, I'm a complete Palestine." / "Philistine."

@lithiumzombie
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Vulgarity or art? Philistine or connoisseur? The answer lies in eye of the beholder.

@goldenskye
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In Australia you are a philistine if you don't appreciate cricket, footy and a punt on the nags.

@dmriver
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The young woman in the elevator called me philistine! All I asked was, "Would you let me cop a feel for $100?"

@MaxRaunchiness
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If I ever go to Rome I will visit Philistine Chapel. The ceiling was painted by an Angel name Michel.

@osmarjardim
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Can you think of anyone more philistine than Roseann Barr? Uh-huh, Tom Arnold.

@MaxRaunchiness
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Philistine Cuisine: ketchup on everything.

@SJHatzi
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Philistine fashion: open toe shoes with socks.

@SJHatzi
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Philistine Silk: Polyester

@SJHatzi
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"I'd like to invite you to come see my etchings." "Etchings? What the hell is that?" "Let me translate it to Philistine - let's screw."

@MaxRaunchiness
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I just booked a 7-day cruise on Philistine Cruise Lines. You don't just share tables at dinner, you share staterooms too!

@marcosarroyos
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Philistine sex talk: "Squeal like a pig."

@MaxRaunchiness
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Center of the philistine world: Opryland.

@marcosarroyos
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Six Degrees Of Propinquity: 1° Edam > 2° Dutch > 3° Farmer > 4° Boor > 5 ° Euphemism > 6° Philistine #Kudos@TheSupercargo

@SJHatzi
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Leave it to a Philistine to come up with Linear A, an alphabet which no cultured person has been able to decipher so far.

@harrarp
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"Swirly Paint" is the name given by a philistine to Van Gogh's "Starry Night". #artwiculate

@3lbsofluv
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A true Philistine only dines at McDonalds if he has some special occasion.

@lithiumzombie
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A literary challenged philistine infiltrated @artwiculate with the intention to wreak hysterical havoc.

@harrarp
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Hair and beard all messed up, holes in his cape and a big smudgy 'F' on his chest - it could only be... Philistine Man!

@lithiumzombie
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The philistine fulfilled his life's purpose at 5:06AM by purchasing a flat-screen TV at $200 below cost. He never felt so alive.

@DaveCurry
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Yesterday was Philistine Appreciation Day, otherwise known as Black Friday.

@marcosarroyos
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@osmarjardim I've heard the philistine women like it better when you use your tongue.

@MaxRaunchiness
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"I can't believe how philistine Paris is!" exclaimed Joanne. "I loved Paris when we went there," Joyce replied. "Not France, Hilton!"

@marcosarroyos
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Philistine Tart: Britney Spears

@SJHatzi
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Philistine News: National Inquirer

@SJHatzi
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All this philistine tweeting is giving me a headache... I'm taking a break from the vulgarity.

@SJHatzi
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not being on artwiculate is philistine

@akhkoshur
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he was Machiavellian, how can he be philistine

@akhkoshur
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i will come, i will see, i will conquer , but not with philistine ways

@akhkoshur
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Philistine art appreciation: "Hey, well look at that! My turd kinda looks like an airplane!"

@ultracutebot
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a philistine can't get it when you tell him "carpe diem", its beneath his upbringing

@Ysabeluna
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i wear hats 2 suit d occasion as machiavellian yesterday/ 2day i skip play/ be a philistine & splurge in X'mas give-away/

@Ysabeluna
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I knew she was philistine when I asked her to accompany me to MOMA, and she said when you've seen one mummy, you've seen them all.

@MaxRaunchiness
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Being a philistine can be a blessing: one is not assaulted daily by the vulgarities in the world.

@SJHatzi

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