One word

Maven

Word of the day on 23 September 2009.

Winning tweet

159
Points
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Based on the definition in its entirety, I'd say not one tweet thus far was written by a maven. Then again, who can we really trust?

Good uses

  • DoogieHowser_MD
    95
    Points
    @artwiculate Herbert, the self-proclaimed speed dating maven, practices his moves in front of the mirror with musk alluring and nametag on.
  • MaryJenkins
    86
    Points
    Crimson lips, aptly overdone. White skin, aglow in eerie light. He was Maven the Clown, and no one questioned his balloon modelling. No one.
  • DoogieHowser_MD
    79
    Points
    @artwiculate Jay Leno is the maven of all jokes horrible. #whydidyouhavetoruincomedyforeveryone?
  • Theonlygolux
    64
    Points
    Too many things hold interest for me, I know a little of everything, but I find myself a jack of all trades, maven of none.
  • _ado
    64
    Points
    He was a twitter maven with scores of followers. But he failed to help his kid with a school essay as he couldn't write past 140 characters.
  • lisa_hay_j
    54
    Points
    I know a savin' maven: J-E-S-U-S!
  • brightmatrix
    50
    Points
    I suppose one could say that an ornithologist is a maven on ravens, right?
  • Sheamus
    49
    Points
    It saddens me that for every social media maven who practices what they preach, there are two or three who are all rhetoric.
  • walden50
    49
    Points
    The only reward for being a computer maven is being perpetually sentenced to answer dumb questions from people who still pay for AOL.
  • Jedi_Obi_1
    49
    Points
    What a maven doesn't know, he makes up.
  • MBDil
    49
    Points
    I started a museum for lore about blackbirds. It was widely acclaimed as a haven for a raven maven. @artwiculate
  • churchie11
    49
    Points
    Hideaway for bald experts... The Shaven Maven Haven
  • BrightGirl
    49
    Points
    Isn't it amazing that when people call themselves a 'guru', 'maven' or 'visionary,' all I see is 'douchebag.'
  • readsmallprint
    48
    Points
    Dan Brown is a maven of bad writing. Bitchy? Maybe best to graffiti sentiment back to front publically & only he will be crack it. Genius.
  • yopopodawn
    48
    Points
    Plastic boobs. Maven Taiwan.
  • pesimard
    48
    Points
    I'm no maven; just an old dude breaking his ennui by tweeting semi-mellifluous notes. That's today, yesterday & the day before that.
  • hereticaneue
    47
    Points
    do you think that Poe / was a maven of ravens / or only disturbed?
  • the_chaostheory
    47
    Points
    Her ill advised advice, not sought, was frought with innuendo, and now incommunicado she forced the raving maven to the wall.
  • Kramasuri
    44
    Points
    Jack of all trades. Maven of none?
  • SmyWord
    44
    Points
    Why is a maven like a writing desk?
  • caslexplorers
    44
    Points
    He was a puzzle maven, solving them in his head and leaving the folded newspaper on the train so someone else could have a go.
  • brockwebb
    42
    Points
    A Raven is a maven of shiny objects and things yet with age they grow bored and collecting them, quoth the Raven: Nevermore #artwiculate
  • onesparrow
    39
    Points
    You say maven, I say outspoken know-it-all.
  • gibbzer
    39
    Points
    I have discovered @artwiculate. Mmm. Another distraction. Just what I need. I have become a MAVEN in procrastination.
  • wreichard
    39
    Points
    Quoth the maven, "evermore." #artwiculate
  • J_Acevedo
    39
    Points
    To be a maven of life all you need to know is when to be quiet and when to say sorry #artwiculate
  • RunScout
    39
    Points
    A jab at your character, a backhand at your feelings, a headbutt at your intelligence. I dub myself the maven of sarcasm.
  • DaveCurry
    39
    Points
    "My career needs savin'!" he cried through gold teeth. "I'll try VH1 again," offered the false maven. "For Flavor Flav MUST keep flavin'."
  • PaintedBull
    39
    Points
    Tell me something honey, must you constantly be a feral feline maven, because I'm sick of your catty suggestions and over thought opinions.
  • am_harte
    38
    Points
    If you're looking for a writing maven, follow @inkyelbows - her advice is awesome.
  • cpd623
    37
    Points
    Surprised my kids have never studied Edgar Allan Poe in school... he was one of my favs... "quoth the maven (sic) nevermore" @artwiculate
  • SpankyHamsMum
    35
    Points
    He was an expert on ravens, but he wasn't safe. What he needed was a raven maven haven. #artwiculate
  • esashamartinez
    35
    Points
    @artwiculate: Memoir Maven--at first glance, a literary superhero, but really a crusty spinster who likes to drop in at odd hours to "bond."
  • zerumi
    35
    Points
    The maven had enough of his unruly, inattentive students; they were clearly unworthy of his passion. On his door, he posted "Nevermore."
  • TamahomeJenkins
    34
    Points
    Beware the maven /Who has no followers, yet /Promises riches. #haikuwednesday #fb
  • SilencioBarnes
    34
    Points
    As I listened to his scene commentary, I started to realize that this man considered himself something of a maven of the porn industry.
  • itspinkfreud
    34
    Points
    Quoth the Raven, "nevermore". Quoth the maven, "forever more".
  • Moxy_Tod
    34
    Points
    Quite the maven at making something nonsensical sound profound, aren't ya, @ghostlimbs?
  • patrickdavison
    34
    Points
    I manage to be mistaken as a maven by hanging out with actual ones that I tell no one about.
  • aztecraptor
    34
    Points
    I've been reading a lot of Poe recently... I feel like a Raven maven.
  • aaronford
    34
    Points
    Agreed - RT @BrightGirl: Isn't it amazing that when people call themselves a 'guru', 'maven' or 'visionary,' all I see is 'douchebag.'
  • kevinahern
    34
    Points
    The expert explained that bears don't eat in the Winter. Said the bear "It's only Autumn, my meaty maven."
  • megatonlove
    34
    Points
    Good morning. I have a new follower named Ellen who claims to be a stockbroker. Stupid bots, you don't fool the maven of misrule.
  • eightbitsoul
    34
    Points
    I am a psychotropic maven of industrious proportions.
  • davidhorm
    34
    Points
    Tomato Basil Wheat Thins + Pepperoni + Pepper jack = Pizza Cracker! I'm a maven in spontaneous bonfire get-together snacks. #artwiculate
  • stevejwales
    34
    Points
    Random thought of the day: I'd much rather be a polymath than a maven - there are always more things I'd like to know about!
  • natybee88
    34
    Points
    Seriously wishing there were greater reward for being a procrastination maven.
  • beePencil
    34
    Points
    Lee Maven - wasn't he in 'The Dirty Dozen'...?
  • routermonkey
    34
    Points
    Anyone who thinks of himself or herself as a word maven will probably enjoy the challenge of @artwiculate

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