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@artwiculate Herbert, the self-proclaimed speed dating maven, practices his moves in front of the mirror with musk alluring and nametag on.
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Crimson lips, aptly overdone. White skin, aglow in eerie light. He was Maven the Clown, and no one questioned his balloon modelling. No one.
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@artwiculate Jay Leno is the maven of all jokes horrible. #whydidyouhavetoruincomedyforeveryone?
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Too many things hold interest for me, I know a little of everything, but I find myself a jack of all trades, maven of none.
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I know a savin' maven: J-E-S-U-S!
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I suppose one could say that an ornithologist is a maven on ravens, right?
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What a maven doesn't know, he makes up.
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Hideaway for bald experts... The Shaven Maven Haven
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Isn't it amazing that when people call themselves a 'guru', 'maven' or 'visionary,' all I see is 'douchebag.'
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Dan Brown is a maven of bad writing. Bitchy? Maybe best to graffiti sentiment back to front publically & only he will be crack it. Genius.
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Plastic boobs. Maven Taiwan.
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do you think that Poe / was a maven of ravens / or only disturbed?
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Her ill advised advice, not sought, was frought with innuendo, and now incommunicado she forced the raving maven to the wall.
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Jack of all trades. Maven of none?
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He was a puzzle maven, solving them in his head and leaving the folded newspaper on the train so someone else could have a go.
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A Raven is a maven of shiny objects and things yet with age they grow bored and collecting them, quoth the Raven: Nevermore #artwiculate
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You say maven, I say outspoken know-it-all.
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Quoth the maven, "evermore." #artwiculate
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To be a maven of life all you need to know is when to be quiet and when to say sorry #artwiculate
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"My career needs savin'!" he cried through gold teeth. "I'll try VH1 again," offered the false maven. "For Flavor Flav MUST keep flavin'."
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Tell me something honey, must you constantly be a feral feline maven, because I'm sick of your catty suggestions and over thought opinions.
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He was an expert on ravens, but he wasn't safe. What he needed was a raven maven haven. #artwiculate
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@artwiculate: Memoir Maven--at first glance, a literary superhero, but really a crusty spinster who likes to drop in at odd hours to "bond."
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Beware the maven /Who has no followers, yet /Promises riches. #haikuwednesday #fb
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As I listened to his scene commentary, I started to realize that this man considered himself something of a maven of the porn industry.
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Quoth the Raven, "nevermore". Quoth the maven, "forever more".
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I manage to be mistaken as a maven by hanging out with actual ones that I tell no one about.
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I've been reading a lot of Poe recently... I feel like a Raven maven.
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Agreed - RT @BrightGirl: Isn't it amazing that when people call themselves a 'guru', 'maven' or 'visionary,' all I see is 'douchebag.'
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The expert explained that bears don't eat in the Winter. Said the bear "It's only Autumn, my meaty maven."
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Good morning. I have a new follower named Ellen who claims to be a stockbroker. Stupid bots, you don't fool the maven of misrule.
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I am a psychotropic maven of industrious proportions.
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Tomato Basil Wheat Thins + Pepperoni + Pepper jack = Pizza Cracker! I'm a maven in spontaneous bonfire get-together snacks. #artwiculate
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Random thought of the day: I'd much rather be a polymath than a maven - there are always more things I'd like to know about!
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Seriously wishing there were greater reward for being a procrastination maven.
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Lee Maven - wasn't he in 'The Dirty Dozen'...?
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Anyone who thinks of himself or herself as a word maven will probably enjoy the challenge of @artwiculate















































