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Kumquat

Word of the day on 20 December 2009.

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navinsasikumar
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kumquat. Kumquat who? Kumquat close and I'll tell you.
@navinsasikumar

Good uses

  • SJHatzi
    57
    Points
    Twilight. An old couple promenades engagé at the harbour. Sipping kumquat liqueur in Corfu, I savour love which endures.
    @SJHatzi
  • pranavmukul
    46
    Points
    A kumquat in time, saves the lime.
    @pranavmukul
  • TiddK
    45
    Points
    "It may look like a kumquat Bond, but the skin is a radio, the pips are grenades, and the stem removes womens' clothing" "Thanks, Q"
    @TiddK
  • ZimmerJohn
    42
    Points
    Steve was the slowest fruit picker on the plantation. His co-workers called him Johnny-Kumquat-Lately.
    @ZimmerJohn
  • lithiumzombie
    41
    Points
    "Here, catch." / "What's this?" / "A kumquat." / "Sounds a bit rude." / "Prude." / "I want a divorce!" / "You got it!"
    @lithiumzombie
  • gradster1
    40
    Points
    Yo kumquat- I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but the tangerine has got the best citrus taste of all time. Of all time!
    @gradster1
  • MarilynLittle
    37
    Points
    I think there ought to be a cash reward for the winner of kumquat. No DM-ed reward will do that feat justice.
    @MarilynLittle
  • tWordBird
    37
    Points
    Orange you glad I didn’t say kumquat? #FailedKnockKnockJokePunchlines
    @tWordBird
  • harrarp
    36
    Points
    Yes! Kumquat! Been waiting for that one!
    @harrarp
  • ultracutebot
    35
    Points
    what did the girl kumquat say to the boy kumquat on a date? Don't get Fresh w/ me you SKUMQUAT!
    @ultracutebot
  • marcosarroyos
    35
    Points
    What's the matter Artwiculati? Kumquat got your tongue?
    @marcosarroyos
  • kado56
    35
    Points
    Kumquat - I shall love you - kumquat may.
    @kado56
  • staal
    34
    Points
    I squat, you squat, we all squat for kumquat!
    @staal
  • ecoflic
    33
    Points
    How on earth am I supposed to use 'kumquat' in a tweet? I've never even seen one!
    @ecoflic
  • Fatal_Romantic
    33
    Points
    Apple blossom lips/Lie beneath your kumquat cheeks/You sweet mango tart #artwiculate
    @Fatal_Romantic
  • Nebbisk
    33
    Points
    Kumquat may, kumquat may, I will love you until my dying day. -Moulin L'Orange
    @Nebbisk
  • OddlyStarry
    32
    Points
    Rumor has it that the funniest joke in the world (used as a weapon in WW II because people died from laughter) involves a kumquat.
    @OddlyStarry
  • Ysabeluna
    32
    Points
    most asian women are petite & sweet as kumquat / it may be their secret for their pulchritudinous demeanor unless you rebut /
    @Ysabeluna
  • goldenskye
    31
    Points
    "Kumquat, May?"
    @goldenskye
  • leighpod
    31
    Points
    An orange, a lime and a kumquat walked into a bar. Only the kumquat walked out. #artwiculate
    @leighpod
  • LABirdie
    31
    Points
    Kumquat soda. The next biggest thing.
    @LABirdie
  • MaxRaunchiness
    31
    Points
    I used to call my girl Kumquat, because she tasted sweet, sour, and salty all at the same time.
    @MaxRaunchiness
  • caslexplorers
    30
    Points
    She: “I see a kumquat in your future.” He: “How do you know?” She: “I’m a fortunella.”
    @caslexplorers
  • 2tweested
    30
    Points
    Yo. Petite kumquat. I saw what you did - don't think your getting "subtle" is lost on me - catch my chirp? Cut the bitter shit.
    @2tweested
  • tama001
    30
    Points
    recall kumquat cocktail with fondness / happy and sad at the same time / childhood bittersweet ending #haiku #artwiculate
    @tama001
  • K_Geddings
    28
    Points
    It is a little known fact that the kumquat is the preferred citrus fruit of elves due to their smallish hands.
    @K_Geddings
  • DrMobs
    28
    Points
    Thinking about which citrus fruit may have the sweetest rind with the saltiest flesh. Kumquat may.
    @DrMobs
  • Tralala56
    27
    Points
    How kumquat you're always in such a hurry? Because I'm an agrume pressé.
    @Tralala56
  • AizenTal
    27
    Points
    My son, 6 months young, looks so much like me - as if we were an orange and a kumquat.
    @AizenTal
  • DrJillZ
    27
    Points
    @artwiculate When life hands you a kumquat, make marmalade
    @DrJillZ
  • osmarjardim
    26
    Points
    Hello! My name is Fortunella Margarita Lour. You can call me Kumquat.
    @osmarjardim
  • G_times
    26
    Points
    Did you hear the one about the kumquat, the loquat and the paraquat? ...diddleysquat. #wotd #artwiculate
    @G_times
  • 3lbsofluv
    26
    Points
    Analogy: Vitamin C is to Kumquat as Vitamin Pee is to Beer.
    @3lbsofluv
  • dmriver
    24
    Points
    When they made fruit kebabs at school youngest took kumquat s to contribute. They were surprisingly popular.
    @dmriver

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