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The alchemist always rushed through his work, hoping to be known as a quicker elixir mixer. #artwiculate
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Let's face it dear, at my age the only elixir that will do me any good is formaldehyde.
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Maybe the proverbial "elixir of youth" is plain potable water
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The exigency to tweet is a seductive elixir of ego and conceit. #artwiculate
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A cup of your smile embued with much love suffice as my daily elixir in life
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My elixir of youth is a happy disposition
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The elixir to purge pain, hurt feelings and loneliness is unimpeded tears
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He said the elixir would fix her but all it did was deep six her.
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Coca Cola SAYS it's the real thing but they took the coke out of their elixir years ago.
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My love is an elixir intoxicating. Drunken folly loosens my sedate lips. My mind scolds me with chastising, but my heart pilfers sweet sips.
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Elixir of life recipe in hand, Hank was stung. He couldn't believe Walmart didn't carry coelestial slime OR balm of Azoth. #artwiculate
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Banker George lusted for money, sought the Philo's Stone but found Plumbum Elixir. It turned gold to lead causing a global financial crisis.
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Chardonnay is the elixir I use to treat the wine flu. #artwiculate
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¡¡uʍop ǝpısdn s’ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʍou – elixir ƃuısɹǝʌǝɹ-llǝds ʇɐɥʇ ɟo ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ʞuɐɹp ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ¡sǝʞıʎ
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I wish I had an elixir that would turn these drab, dull words into #Artwiculate gold. I could be Midas of the word nerd herd.
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Religion's elixir is the opium of the masses.
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Coke adds life. What other elixir can make this claim and not get sued for false advertising?
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People want an elixir of youth, but as 4me, “No THANKS!” I really wouldn’t want2 have2 relive the teenage-angst… OR pimples.#whenwewereyoung
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You say elixir, I say snake oil. The FDA says 150 proof alcohol.
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The internet is a series of tubes, through which the elixir of knowledge flows.
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Elixir? 'E barely knows 'er.
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Night’s elixir-ink / spills… fills dimmed skies. Moon and stars, / Engilded… glisten. #haiku ✩ ★ ☾ ★ ✩
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Beware: Drink the artwiculate elixir & prepare for each thought to become imbued & things you see all-hued w/the Word of the Day (Oy VAY!).
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King Midas never had the golden touch. In truth, he had an elixir and a kingdom full of people with lead poisoning.
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A never ending quest for knowledge is my elixir for wisdom
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Nurture the youth with an unwavering elixir of patience, redolent with caring and understanding
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Elixir of Life? It's BOGUS man! Made my cat drink some, then threw him of a cliff: SPLAT! Oh and land on their feet? Nine lives? All bogus!
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Elixir? Eeew! Unborn babies produce a liter of amnniotic urine a day in the ninth month - and swallow it. http://tw2t.com/FW (via @factlets)
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Milk? check! Ice Cream? check! chocolate syrup? check! Well blended and I have the elixir of happiness.
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Tea (n): a liquid which converts a heart of lead to one of gold; an elixir.
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'Elixir' is just how pretentious wizards refer to a 'potion'
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Ponce de Leon went looking for the elixir of eternal youth, and he found the state with the largest population of old people in the country.
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Alex the Alchemist couldn't figure out what was wrong with his potion so he called Felix the Elixir Fixer.
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I taste elixir never brewed, from tankards scooped in pearl; not all the vats upon the Rhine yield such an alcohol! (apologies Ms Dickinson)
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Despite it's title, George Herbert's poem The Elixir makes only glancing reference to a potion, yet the blood of Christ is implicit.





























