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Calamistration for rabbits : makes your hare curl . #artwiculate
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let me love your hue ~ dreaming a ringlet of joy ~ Calamistration #haiku
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What do you call a demure calamistration? A tease
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Calamistration: Artwiculate can't get it straight.
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My Dark Lord ~ the Artwiculati are on the run, we have them by the short and curlys. They are squealing under threat of calamistration
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i love to run my fingers~thru a calamistration ~of black curls~concealing your handsome face~that i lovingly caress~ #gogyohka #artwiculate
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Calamistration of pubes. Now I feel a haiku curling up.
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Cigarette smoke curls ~ calamistration whispers ~ twisted demeanour #haiku
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RIP: My Lord Calamistration - We wave goodbye, permanent-ly. #artwiculate
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love : a calamistration of emotions ~ whirled into hearts ~ dream-world we live in. #artwiculate
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Wrong Artwiculate definitions make my hair curl #Calamistration
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Collective nouns: A cuddle of romantic movies; An adrenaline of action movies; A calamistration of horror movies #artwiculate
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Laying with lissome/ Locks coiled around my finger/ Calamistration #artwiculate
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People seem to have got their hair in a knot over artwiculate's misdefinition of calamistration.
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Calamistration Airlines: The official airline of the short and curlies. #artwiculate #whatdoesthiswordreallymean
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pale green fronds unfurl / embracing sunlight, reverse / calamistration #haiku #artwiculate
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Rapunzel let down her long smooth hair, the fairy tale didn't involve calamistration #artwiculate
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Gertrude Temple must have been a calamistration master. Every hairstyle she did for her daughter Shirley had exactly 56 curls. #Artwiculate
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The redhead was so good in bed that her efforts resulted in the calamistration of my hair. And I have straight hair!
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In the eighties, my efforts towards calamistration were so intense that my hair just curled up and died.
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When Marry's hair was cut off, we kept one calamistration curl as a souvenir. #artwiculate
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Yes, that's the Calamari Nation #Calamistration
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Calamistration? Let's not go there. #artwiculate
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Calamistration befell us all when #artwiculate went agroof...again.
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I have calamistration down as "the act or process of curling hair", not cutting someone's balls. Is this something to do with Delilah?
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Mistaking calamistration for castration is an unfortunate malediction.
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if only i knew/loving you /the first step /towards Calamistration /of my own life #gogyohka #artwiculate
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Rumor has it that the white paper "On the Effectiveness of the Vuvuzela as a Calamistration Agent" is going to become a Best Practice.
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Calamistration? Say no more! #artwiculate
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Calamistration not just for pets anymore! #artwiculate http://twitgoo.com/15arv9
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I have some students whose super power is calamistration. That is, they make my hair curl with fright, outrage and indignation.
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I waved a curling wand over my head & said the magic words ABRACADABRA CALAMISTRATION ! The mirror revealed my instant perm! #artwiculate
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At school Madge was told to train as a hairdresser specializing in calamistration. She contrived to 'mishear' the advice.
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Calamistration defenestration / Destroy the man / To save the nation.
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That's Delilah Calamistration. Not to worry, though, she's not holding shears.
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But will he like my curly hair? Or think it wild? Oh God, please help me... calamistration or not? I want him to like me so!
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If you're going, to San Francisco, be sure you do some calamistration to your hair.
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drained down to dust / a heart's echo among flames / calamistration ... #artwiculate #haiku
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Waiter, there's a hair in my soup! It IS Calamistration Chowder, sir.
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the impromptu demonstration of calamistration produced consternation, frustration & fright-induced constipation
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My ex-wife's mother's hair underwent calamistration. It was because of the way she curses me. She curls her own hair!









































