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@neecha2k9 Hm..Methinks we need to adjure @artwiculate to fix the chinks in these links 'ere it leads to the brinks of some serious drinks.
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An adjure was issued by the judge that I be placed in care of a mental facility for my honest belief in unicorns and fairies. What a jerk!!
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Adjure signature to the confession... NOW!
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I adjure you, demon I call my husband, rise from your slumber so we may thrust upon the world. I'm hungry and there's nothing in the fridge.
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"I adjure you to effectuate my needs," she said. "Why are you talking like that?" I asked. "I've been reading," she replied.
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We don't commence, we begin, we don't purchase, we buy, we don't retire, we go to bed, we don't adjure, we command... just keeping it real.
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"To the library!" / I adjure, "for study's sake!" / But facebook prevails. #haiku
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@artwiculate Everyone needs a trusted confidant--a friend they can go to for advice. I adjure Miss Cleo's psychic readings for 99cents/min.
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Do as you please, but I adjure you: do not eat the Apple from the Tree of Knowledge! One bite and we're screwed, it's a copyright thing.
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2 crumpets in a toaster, 1 crumpet says to the other "I adjure you to get me out of here!" The other crumpet says "argh! A talking crumpet!"
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I would adjure @geografter to stop being so damned punny.
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"I adjure thee, thou old serpent, by him who has power to send thee to hell, DEPART!" Classic quotes from Full House? Still funny!
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"Fudge," exclaimed the Snark. "Poppycock," ruled the Judge. "Adjure and adjourn," shrieked the Beaver.
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It's Museum Day, I adjure you to go visit a museum.
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I adjure you to NEVER throw a surprise party for me again, she said from under her oxygen tent in the ICU, monitors beeping ominously.
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"I can adjure you," seethed Linda to the mafioso as he lowered her into the Thames, "that you require NO adjistance in being an adj, sir."
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The father decided to adjure his son with a wise old cliche of parenthood, "Pull my finger."
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To adjure a jury for mercy, adjust your articulation accordingly.
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The dog whisperer would try and adjure the dog to sit repeatedly without result. It came back to bite him in the end.
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I adjure you to abjure me. Your face just makes me queasy. (My passive-agression makes this not-so-easy.) #artwiculate
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Help adjure Capitol Hill twds the CURES: Sign the ROCK S.O.S. DECLARATION! @ROCK_SOS www.rockstarsofscience.org/declaration.asp
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I adjure myself to stop buying books and start reading them.
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If you're visiting Bendigo in regional Victoria, I adjure you to support local business, this coffee is making my day http://is.gd/3FRaD
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I must adjure AT&T to see reason... 20 minutes to send a picture message on my iPhone? I could walk a picture to my friends in that time.
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'ave you adjure breakfast yet kids? #artwiculate
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Let us adjure Tom DeLay, in the name of the greater good and with the sex drive of all human beings in mind, to please stop dancing.
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A feral, equine, restraining order couldn't adjure me to stay away. @artwiculate
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i will live unconventionally - this i adjure (but only in a whisper).
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#iwish we could adjure a CURE... for ALL! @Care_Aware #ff #FridayFollow #FollowFriday
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@artwiculate As penalty for my malfeasance the judge decided to adjure that I pay through the nose. I duly obliged and sneezed on the bench.
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Breakfast, I adjure thee: "Get in mah belly!"
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The judge had to adjure the jury to adjourn, just so they could join a journey that began with a city bus. @artwiculate
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@artwiculate, I adjure you, in the name of all that is true and just in this world, to let go of my Eggo.
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@dermois I must adjure you endure but not to injure.
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I adjure those that hold me imprisoned within the invisible bars of honor and loyalty - SET ME FREE. Let my soul live or I shall die!
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Sleep debt notwithstanding, I *must* adjure myself to deal with the monotonous domestic tasks of Saturday. See: Laundry...
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Do you believe in God? then adjure him to create a world free of poverty and injustice.

















































