One word

Adjure

Word of the day on 26 September 2009.

Winning tweet

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Rock Music summer: GLOBAL exposure! Bob Geldof (now Sir) and also Midge Ure adjure us to help: the hungry and poor. #artwiculate #vss #poem

Good uses

  • MaryJenkins
    110
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    @neecha2k9 Hm..Methinks we need to adjure @artwiculate to fix the chinks in these links 'ere it leads to the brinks of some serious drinks.
  • RickyBeats
    105
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    An adjure was issued by the judge that I be placed in care of a mental facility for my honest belief in unicorns and fairies. What a jerk!!
  • GeoGrafter
    103
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    Adjure signature to the confession... NOW!
  • PuddleMonkey
    79
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    I adjure you, demon I call my husband, rise from your slumber so we may thrust upon the world. I'm hungry and there's nothing in the fridge.
  • PamMktgNut
    75
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    adjure to the left - adjure to the right - stand up - sit down - tweet all Friday night! #artwiculate
  • alvinsmith614
    59
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    "I adjure you to effectuate my needs," she said. "Why are you talking like that?" I asked. "I've been reading," she replied.
  • toniwilliamsz
    55
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    We don't commence, we begin, we don't purchase, we buy, we don't retire, we go to bed, we don't adjure, we command... just keeping it real.
  • alicejean
    54
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    "To the library!" / I adjure, "for study's sake!" / But facebook prevails. #haiku
  • DoogieHowser_MD
    50
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    @artwiculate Everyone needs a trusted confidant--a friend they can go to for advice. I adjure Miss Cleo's psychic readings for 99cents/min.
  • lithiumzombie
    45
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    Do as you please, but I adjure you: do not eat the Apple from the Tree of Knowledge! One bite and we're screwed, it's a copyright thing.
  • PaulWilks
    44
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    2 crumpets in a toaster, 1 crumpet says to the other "I adjure you to get me out of here!" The other crumpet says "argh! A talking crumpet!"
  • excellentdevice
    41
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    Anyone remember that oft forgotten zany courtroom scene in the "Sound of Music"? "Adjure, adjure, to yur and yur and yur!" @artwiculate
  • 4kittymomma
    40
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    I would adjure @geografter to stop being so damned punny.
  • DaveCurry
    40
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    Seedy Dr. K would adjure women to listen to their hearts and sleep with him. Avaricious Mrs. K, her lawyer present, adjured Dr. K to settle.
  • DaveCurry
    40
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    "I adjure thee, thou old serpent, by him who has power to send thee to hell, DEPART!" Classic quotes from Full House? Still funny!
  • Kramasuri
    40
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    "Fudge," exclaimed the Snark. "Poppycock," ruled the Judge. "Adjure and adjourn," shrieked the Beaver.
  • browningshane
    40
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    It's Museum Day, I adjure you to go visit a museum.
  • Smoodle
    40
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    To all those in my employ: I adjure you to use this day, this last gasp of summer, to go out and play. For once our work can wait.
  • tamikka
    39
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    After my boyfriend said to me, "I adjure you to sleep with me.", I knew it was time to cut him off from Judge Judy. #artwiculate
  • _ado
    39
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    "I adjure you to tell me the truth!", Bush told Cheney. They looked at each other and then broke out in an uncontrollable laughing fit.
  • AngelaRiechers
    39
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    I adjure you to NEVER throw a surprise party for me again, she said from under her oxygen tent in the ICU, monitors beeping ominously.
  • yopopodawn
    39
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    "I can adjure you," seethed Linda to the mafioso as he lowered her into the Thames, "that you require NO adjistance in being an adj, sir."
  • revhappiness
    39
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    The father decided to adjure his son with a wise old cliche of parenthood, "Pull my finger."
  • ohyesidid
    39
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    To adjure a jury for mercy, adjust your articulation accordingly.
  • Jedi_Obi_1
    38
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    The dog whisperer would try and adjure the dog to sit repeatedly without result. It came back to bite him in the end.
  • writhemic
    35
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    I adjure you to abjure me. Your face just makes me queasy. (My passive-agression makes this not-so-easy.) #artwiculate
  • Care_Aware
    35
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    Help adjure Capitol Hill twds the CURES: Sign the ROCK S.O.S. DECLARATION! @ROCK_SOS www.rockstarsofscience.org/declaration.asp
  • meth0
    35
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    こんな表現するのか。 As penalty for my malfeasance the judge decided to adjure that I pay through the nose. I duly obliged and sneezed on the bench.
  • PamMktgNut
    35
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    Twitter birds adjure you to get off twitter and facebook, close your laptop and get a life! Adjure to the sun and the fun now! #artwiculate
  • ThinkingGood
    35
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    I adjure myself to stop buying books and start reading them.
  • LadyKona
    34
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    The Femme Domme inside me often feels compelled to adjure my loved one to worship me with kisses until our passions mutually flare
  • Rellacafa
    34
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    If you're visiting Bendigo in regional Victoria, I adjure you to support local business, this coffee is making my day http://is.gd/3FRaD
  • seanpatrickr
    34
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    I must adjure AT&T to see reason... 20 minutes to send a picture message on my iPhone? I could walk a picture to my friends in that time.
  • clutterbells
    32
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    'ave you adjure breakfast yet kids? #artwiculate
  • patrickyaeger
    30
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    Let us adjure Tom DeLay, in the name of the greater good and with the sex drive of all human beings in mind, to please stop dancing.
  • DrMobs
    30
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    Lawyer: I adjure U 2 admit the victim may still B alive. Dr: You're rt. As his brain is in a jar on my desk, he could B out practicing law.
  • Cannonade
    30
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    A feral, equine, restraining order couldn't adjure me to stay away. @artwiculate
  • shanemagee
    30
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    i will live unconventionally - this i adjure (but only in a whisper).
  • Care_Aware
    30
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    #iwish we could adjure a CURE... for ALL! @Care_Aware #ff #FridayFollow #FollowFriday
  • RobinHood89
    30
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    @artwiculate As penalty for my malfeasance the judge decided to adjure that I pay through the nose. I duly obliged and sneezed on the bench.
  • tindogcoffee
    30
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    Breakfast, I adjure thee: "Get in mah belly!"
  • beveledaqua
    30
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    The judge had to adjure the jury to adjourn, just so they could join a journey that began with a city bus. @artwiculate
  • onlystu
    29
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    I adjure everyone to ignore the fact that someone else tweeted the same idea 4 minutes after me, before either showed up on @artwiculate.
  • MiracleFrank
    29
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    @artwiculate, I adjure you, in the name of all that is true and just in this world, to let go of my Eggo.
  • thebigmonty
    29
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    @dermois I must adjure you endure but not to injure.
  • cpd623
    29
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    My mother did adjure me to rest and relax this weekend.... and I'm online. Probably not what she had in mind! @artwiculate
  • evilgalblues
    29
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    I adjure those that hold me imprisoned within the invisible bars of honor and loyalty - SET ME FREE. Let my soul live or I shall die!
  • natybee88
    29
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    Sleep debt notwithstanding, I *must* adjure myself to deal with the monotonous domestic tasks of Saturday. See: Laundry...
  • Paheerathan
    28
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    Do you believe in God? then adjure him to create a world free of poverty and injustice.

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