Artwiculate

21

Points

Aeneas' aeipathy was aepic.

21 January 2012
10

Points

Once upon a time there was a nare who boasted how he could run faster than anyone else.

14 October 2011
15

Points

Glottal panic swathed the studio audience. Pete stepped up, wool and hooves trembling. The host intoned: "Play safe or gambol?" #artwiculate

21 October 2010
14

Points

It's not that I'm opposed to your animadversion, just that ima clip your eyes off their glubbing stalks #crabfight #artwiculate

10 October 2010
27

Points

The probrem with gweasy fwogs is that they can often be very frippery.

30 June 2010
17

Points

Hitting the highway with things in the boot, Heff stopped off for some extra planning en route. His outfit a fib, he'd need to be glib.

01 May 2010
23

Points

Addressing the letter to young Georgie IV, he announced his intention, to visit the ward. And he signed off his threat, indubitably Heff.

22 March 2010
18

Points

Parsimonious in suburbia, revealing no urge, Heff could ill-afford, an intentions splurge. He waved at next door, smiled, then sat to plan.

15 March 2010
27

Points

Stories at bedtime, he tried as he might, to tell tales of castles, not sadness & fright. But the past wouldn't lie, ever pale yesternight.

14 March 2010
11

Points

Night-time was worst. The stifling pretence that all was well, pandiculation during family time. To keep up the mask, Heff needed closure.

13 March 2010
15

Points

The Heff had shrouded his dark, inner narrator by marrying, having kids. Five years passed like this. But his zealous secret would out.

12 March 2010
11

Points

This year for opulent, I shall give up, for 40 days, all things sumptuous, luxuriant and elegant.

27 February 2010
16

Points

I am Felix Chatoyant, a shiny cat. Other animals, zey look at me and zey theenk I look like zem. But I don't! I am jost shiny! Mew-hee-hee.

12 February 2010
17

Points

John had never spoken. For 39 years family and friends waited and hoped. On Thursday night, he whispered "sesquipedalian". Then went to bed.

06 February 2010
22

Points

Bette the pink crayon scoffed at the pageant. "Pulchritudinous nonsensth," she lisped. "And world peath my ass."

19 December 2009
20

Points

Their tartan-trimmed outfits and cheery, singalong pop belied the Paucity Rollers' gut-wrenchingly deprived council flat studio.

09 December 2009
30

Points

Ended up with 15 points on Artwiculate yesterday after at least six RTs. Somethin ain't smellin too viridescent, baby.

06 December 2009
15

Points

Jez the gnome sat Alice down and looked at her awkwardly. "As your boyfriend," he began, "I'd like us to be more, you know... colloquial."

05 December 2009
25

Points

Jonny Crepuscular the pancake spent nights trawling citrus fruit dating sites on the internet in search of under-ripe lemons.

04 December 2009
40

Points

Sam the speech therapist laughed: "You must im-mirth yourself in practice!" Alex replied: "That meant to be funny Tham?"

01 December 2009
15

Points

He subconsciously rubbed his Made In Vietnam label. The staccato tintinnabulation of the stuffed cymbal-monkey made Heff shiver.

27 November 2009
30

Points

"You're not holey," cried the pitchfork mob. "Gouda will punish you!" The stigma of dating a fellow Swiss cheese was the end of Gary.

17 November 2009
15

Points

The cheese slice imbrication inside Linnea's sandwich was ridiculous, even by her usual standards. Noel slapped it out of her hand.

14 November 2009
25

Points

Reeking of petrol, obese Lisa stood under blazing stars. A moment to ogle her childhood Wimpy as it burned to nothing. Then she legged it.

13 November 2009
10

Points

Every year, for the forty days before Easter, Big Oliver ate every damn thing on the doughnut factory line. He called it EscuLent.

11 November 2009
40

Points

Gerard the grape freaked out one day, hitting a banana. His attorney told the judge of "fruitbowl propinquity." He added: "Let this mango."

10 November 2009
40

Points

The worst thing about living in London's posh Primrose Hill was the graffiti. "AILUROPHILE OUT," blared Helen's garden wall.

09 November 2009
35

Points

As a mercenary for fashion, wanted by the govt, sewing up seams he didn't rip, Mr T wondered how he became part of... The Fray Team.

08 November 2009
30

Points

Oscar the Grouch's perfunctory dustbin existence was hilarious. But not to him. Miriam the Grouch had taken him to the cleaners.

07 November 2009
20

Points

Laughing at the Peeble Frrars, his made-up pals, had become perfunctory for Norm. They high-fived him as sirens roared up outside.

07 November 2009

06 November 2009	Litany	95 Points
11 October 2009	Bravado	40 Points
29 September 2009	Hubris	50 Points
27 September 2009	Tautology	44 Points
24 September 2009	Sempiternal	84 Points

23 Jan 2012	0 points
22 Jan 2012	0 points
21 Jan 2012	21 points

Jan 2012	21 points
Dec 2011	0 points
Nov 2011	0 points
Oct 2011	10 points
Sep 2011	0 points
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