ScoreRanking 732points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 22 / 25

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 3 / 26

Best tweet ever

46
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She was implacable when the snake exhibit was cancelled. "I can't believe you had a reptile dysfunction!"
17 January 2010

Latest tweets

  • 10
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    May the propitious be prosperous!
    13 December 2011
  • 15
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    Our conversation waned from propitious to vicious. #artwiculate
    13 December 2011
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    Due to Ash Wednesday, I was so totally not crapulous yesterday!
    18 February 2010
  • 12
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    He was so crapulous at the Golden Corral, then spent the evening feeling crapulous.
    18 February 2010
  • 10
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    Soon available on Second Life: a new line of canoodle balls! LOL
    14 February 2010
  • 12
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    I watched him rive his life apart, as he left his wife there at the coffee shop and joined his mistress at the door.
    13 February 2010
  • 10
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    gallivant in green / white covers the evidence / then caught red-handed.
    11 February 2010
  • 10
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    Second Life is particularly enticing to those who love to gallivant.
    11 February 2010
  • 24
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    Equivocate: depends on what the definition of "is" is.
    31 January 2010
  • 10
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    Magpie's avarice / collection beyond compare / my missing barrette. #haiku #artwiculate
    30 January 2010
  • 15
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    His tryst with a stranger was the harbringer of his marriage's denouement.
    29 January 2010
  • 15
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    Did we make the list for twisted tryst-s? #artwiculate
    29 January 2010
  • 16
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    A second life tryst / meeting by the poseball bed / but stopped by ban lines. #haiku #artwiculate
    29 January 2010
  • 10
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    Schadenfreude -- I am delighting that others have just as hard a time composing haiku with this word as I do!
    26 January 2010
  • 15
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    The mockers at my old workplace combined schadenfreude with repartee.
    26 January 2010
  • 18
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    Schadenfreude finds its home in the supermarket tabloids. #artwiculate
    26 January 2010
  • 10
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    Noise assaults my nerves--/ cackles of grackles' tirade / envelopes my brain. #haiku
    25 January 2010
  • 28
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    Sun pushes clouds out, / bathing us in wondrous warmth / after storm's tirade. #haiku #artwiculate
    25 January 2010
  • 14
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    The dog sleeps, oblivious to a blue jay's tirade. #artwiculate
    25 January 2010
  • 18
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    You're glad you couldn't hear my tirade when I didn't tweet "efflorescence" in time!
    25 January 2010
  • 17
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    Sunset wings across/ blue-purple skies, unnoticed -- / our insouciance. #haiku
    23 January 2010
  • 35
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    Mountain, cynosure, / shoulder pushing up the sky, / arm cradling my home. #haiku
    21 January 2010
  • 10
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    Almost five-- that ineffable feeling, realizing I've missed a whole day of tweets!
    20 January 2010
  • 24
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    Look at that poor schmuck, schlep-ping through scheit.
    18 January 2010
  • 23
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    Basho's narrow road, / a schlep through Japan's seasons, / carries me along. #haiku #artwiculate
    18 January 2010
  • 10
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    With Implacable, you watch shows in your mind through our revolutionary Jack implanted in your skull!
    17 January 2010
  • 17
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    Against the window,/ bird meets implacable foe--/ reflected rival. #haiku
    17 January 2010
  • 11
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    Who has seen an implacable child with autism, whose forgotten why they're mad?
    17 January 2010
  • 16
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    After the thunder, / the dogs were implacable, / yipping at the door
    17 January 2010
  • 27
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    Children, children, strong and able, get those elbows off the table! "No we won't; we're implacable!"
    17 January 2010

Awards

Top 20 21 January 2010 Cynosure
35
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Top 20 17 January 2010 Implacable
46
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Top 20 07 January 2010 Petrichor
40
Points

Daily stats

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13 Dec 2011 15 points

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Dec 2011 15 points
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