ScoreRanking 15989points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 38 / 52

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 2 / 42

Best tweet ever

88
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mythical monster jerky - anhydrous hydra
29 May 2011

Latest tweets

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    the confection connoisseur took a tiny bite of Crunchy Frog & spanghew -ed the mouthful onto the asphalt #montypython @coinopratdchris
    31 January 2012
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    everyone has seen ms piggy angrily spanghew kermit -- i'd like to see, & know the terminology for, when kermit loses it & chucks the pig!
    31 January 2012
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    a true necrophiliac doesn't mind a little fallaciloquence in a date--a bit of gassy decomposition is better than a live date full of hot air
    26 January 2012
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    Ea. time Tina Tintinnabulation rang a bell during her act, reinforced the fact, that her Ivy League stripper status is a solipsism apparatus
    22 January 2012
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    despite my telepathic expostulations, my aunt is attending the #coinoperatedcutebot wedding despite the obvious "courtesy" invite
    16 January 2012
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    shunting those troublesome trucks, makes thomas chuff; eating all those rich pastries makes sir topham hat go puff puff puff to the loo
    25 December 2011
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    i spent the first 27 years of my life thinking i was a schlemiel...then @coinopratdchris started playing #artwiculate ....
    19 November 2011
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    want to raze the office harmony? smile at your boss as you flip him/her the bird...#artwiculate
    07 November 2011
  • 16
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    get a load of the steatopygia deposits on that ass! oh and that donkey's fat too...
    19 October 2011
  • 27
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    Peter the Proctology Proctor is rather anal retentive with regard to proper testing procedures
    18 October 2011
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    numerically empyrean disposition - on cloud 9 #artwiculate
    16 October 2011
  • 35
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    tawdry five & dime store epiphanies clutter your consciousness attic~ time to stop hoarding faux-revelations #artwiculate
    15 October 2011
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    Tina Tintinnabulation titillated tourists with tawdry tricks involving bells and whistles #artwiculate #QTrecycledtweet
    15 October 2011
  • 16
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    Adult actress Asia Carrera may appear Boeotian due to her choice of occupation but she is actually a member of MENSA [thx @marcosarroyos]
    26 September 2011
  • 15
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    some might say my tweets featuring necrophiliacs & dendrophiliacs are crass...and they'd be correct....;)
    13 September 2011
  • 26
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    oh a dollop of strychnine in your wine will turn the zig zags of your vital signs into a flat line #artwiculate
    09 September 2011
  • 15
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    my boss is the type of person who would piss on my leg & tell me it was raining. she's got mental ageusia ---tastelessness to the extreme
    07 September 2011
  • 26
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    toddlerbot generated borborygmus is hilarious...tiny little body, huge noise
    01 September 2011
  • 15
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    my least favorite part of "Kill Bill vol. 1" - camera close ups of Uma Thurman's hallux (and the rest of her foot) x 2
    19 August 2011
  • 16
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    mr. bot when you wed that gingersnapbot i will call you mr. uxorious - bot
    18 August 2011
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    oh how the necrophiliac cried when cap'n's order came down to the deck to jettison the new cadaver w/ whom he'd not become familiar w/ yet
    17 August 2011
  • 16
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    pls take your contumely & baseless conjecture elsewhere ~ find some other unfortunate victim to bore w/ your lecture
    16 August 2011
  • 23
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    prolonged exposure to sesquipedalian speech (hot air) + carbon dioxide = Sesquioxide asphyxiation
    11 August 2011
  • 21
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    my little toddlerbot, so full of contumacy ~ "No! I don't!" is his mantra~ oh how do i negotiate potty breaks w/ diplomacy?
    09 August 2011
  • 16
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    dear gingersnapbot - you've been a canker in the ex-husbot's psyche. the thought of you makes me a cantankerousbot
    08 August 2011
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    when we copulate in the graveyard we involuntarily ululate in lamentation of la petite mort #artwiculate
    03 August 2011
  • 21
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    viagra, mood lighting, heavy aftershave and a noticeable promontory in his pants...@MaxRaunchiness on the prowl
    02 August 2011
  • 21
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    i use my tibia everyday but never think about it. try to think about things that you normally wouldn't, every now and then & appreciate it
    01 August 2011
  • 16
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    that's argal ! feisty female sheep, a bit of a lush with traces of argal on her mouth...
    31 July 2011
  • 10
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    prestige has always had a negative connotation for me because my mommy dearest was obsessed with it
    28 July 2011

Awards

Top 20 22 January 2012 Solipsism
41
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Top 20 15 October 2011 Tawdry
35
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Top 20 19 July 2011 Corpulent
50
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Top 5 11 July 2011 Antagonist
51
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Top 20 06 July 2011 Coalesce
58
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