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Score 395points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 30 / 59

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 14

59

Points

@artwiculate The bride was devastated when the priest asked her groom, "do you take this woman..." and he quietly replied, "I acquiesce".

16 October 2009

15

Points

He realized his feelings for her were unrequited when she managed to deflate herself & then fought his attempts 2 blow her back up.

27 October 2009
20

Points

She went to her psychiatrist about her money/relationship issues. He made her an elixir, slept w/her & gave her cash. All set, he said.

26 October 2009
45

Points

@artwiculate Heresy: What Donald Trump's barber commits every time he sends The Don out in public with that comb over.

25 October 2009
15

Points

@artwiculate Yes, she flirts with guys at the bar to get free drinks. But that's just her being gregarious, her faithful husband says.

24 October 2009
15

Points

If not for her lassitude he would have latituded her longitude (via @chrisdetar)

23 October 2009
25

Points

@artwiculate He wants his wife to be capricious and frisky; she wants him to get a job and stop drinking whiskey.

22 October 2009
35

Points

@artwiculate My neighbor called me "uppity and bourgeois" just because I have a nice double wide trailer and hers is only a single.

21 October 2009
40

Points

@artwiculate If you wanna look sexy, & perhaps snag a mate, make sure when you're walking, your thighs don't conflate. Related: I'm single

20 October 2009
24

Points

Redolent of beer, tequila, urine, vomit, and sweat, the college freshman declared homecoming the best weekend ever. (via @chrisdetar)

19 October 2009
20

Points

@artwiculate After football practice, he skipped his daily shower after hearing that he'd be redolent if he sprayed himself with Febreze.

19 October 2009
50

Points

@artwiculate He's poor, she's rich. She's stoic, he's ebullient. She knows what that word means, he doesn't. But the sex is good.

18 October 2009
24

Points

@artwiculate It's time to ask your doctor if Felicitous is right for you.

17 October 2009
59

Points

@artwiculate The bride was devastated when the priest asked her groom, "do you take this woman..." and he quietly replied, "I acquiesce".

16 October 2009
28

Points

@artwiculate Mary, a former stripper turned Catholic nun, buys all of her undergarments at Vicarious Secret.

03 October 2009

	25 October 2009	Heresy	45 Points
	20 October 2009	Conflate	40 Points
	18 October 2009	Ebullient	50 Points
	16 October 2009	Acquiesce	59 Points

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Oct 2009	59 points

Acquiesce, Bourgeois, Capricious, Conflate, Ebullient, Elixir, Felicitous, Gregarious, Heresy, Lassitude, Redolent, Unrequited, Vicarious

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