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Best tweet ever

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I never know how to take ribaldry with people I don't know that well: is it satire or misogyny made socially acceptable in a cloak of humor?
31 May 2010

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    Life was more convival in college.
    24 July 2010
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    I dunno why I'm in such a funk all the time, but I bet my friends being so atrabilious doesn't help. *grump grump grump*
    23 July 2010
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    I tried living in a dingle once. Then I realized just how bad my claustrophobia really was.
    20 July 2010
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    Floccinaucinihilipilification is a waste of time. The world is large and its wonders near-infinite. Move on.
    19 July 2010
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    I've always thought drowning cats were a waste. Why not sell off a kindle as meat or as pets instead? Honestly.
    18 July 2010
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    First, the debacle. Then, the deluge.
    17 July 2010
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    I always thought that conservatives couldn't get more asinine, but political news proves me wrong everyday.
    16 July 2010
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    I can't stand summer vacation. I'm getting more asinine by the day. Why can't school start earlier?
    16 July 2010
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    I'm glad to be back in the US, where my views make me a respectable political liberal. In China, I'm an evil Western libertine.
    10 July 2010
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    On Black Friday, I plan to invade retail establishments with a phalanx of like-minded strategic smart-shoppers. We'll divide and conquer.
    17 June 2010
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    The only reason I want to be TYRANT of the WORLD is because it'd be better to run a kakistocracy than to merely be a citizen in one.
    16 June 2010
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    Somehow, in the literary adaptation of my life, I've made the rest of the world much more nefarious than it actually is.
    15 June 2010
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    True beauty may come from beneath the cutaneous layer, but I don't really find vital organs and blood vessels that attractive.
    14 June 2010
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    I've come to the conclusion -- after reading a Chuck Klosterman book -- that all pop/low culture commentary is irrelevant rodomontade.
    12 June 2010
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    What a paradox! -- the world is watching, ready to receive a message, but now is not the time to send one? http://ow.ly/1Xc3z #worldcup
    11 June 2010
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    @WillHubbell I apologize. @artwiculate's word for the day was "ostentatious" and I couldn't resist.
    10 June 2010
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    Lady GaGa's videos are ostentatious and oftentimes inscrutable, but she does know how to put on a show.
    10 June 2010
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    It's said that no one under thirty has gravitas, but from what news media shows me, it seems as if they haven't any shame or ethics, either.
    09 June 2010
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    All my indispensables are quintessential, because one should never skimp when it comes to the bare necessities.
    08 June 2010
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    @keatsara @WillHubbell Yeah, I also honestly thought that @artwiculate had chosen "lubricate" instead of "lucubrate" for Word of the Day.
    07 June 2010
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    I try to lucubrate during all-nighters, but most of the time I'm just diligently failing to beat my computer at chess.
    07 June 2010
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    Now that "vintage" is the new "off the Parisian catwalk," tatterdemalion s are the vanguard of style.
    06 June 2010
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    Language, with its multifarious shibboleth s, is a weapon of class struggle. Silencing the marginalized through language is too easy.
    03 June 2010
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    Israel hasn't stopped beleaguer ing Palestine since its inception, then they're surprised & retaliate when Palestine gets upset. What jerks.
    02 June 2010
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    Enervate: to take notes from an Organic Chemistry text for four hours only to realize at the end that all of it is still incomprehensible.
    01 June 2010
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    I never know how to take ribaldry with people I don't know that well: is it satire or misogyny made socially acceptable in a cloak of humor?
    31 May 2010
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    Detecting delectable aromas, I awoke from the deep of sleep and beset myself on the bucket of hot wings with prandial fervor.
    30 May 2010
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    Much of what people take for kismet is just them blindly digging their own graves. Most consequences of most action are obvious.
    28 May 2010
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    Her countenance indicated her wholehearted countenance of the business venture, despite its many risks.
    27 May 2010
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    The thieves absquatulate, absconding with not only the Duchess' jewels, but also all the Lucky Charms.
    26 May 2010

Awards

Top 20 31 May 2010 Ribaldry
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Top 20 24 May 2010 Meretricious
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