ScoreRanking 283points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 28 / 39

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 6

Best tweet ever

54
Points
The cacophony of voices in her head led her to 3 conclusions: 1. She was going crazy. 2. Going crazy was going to suck, and 3. Refrigerator
25 September 2009

Latest tweets

  • 20
    Points
    the soldier charged over the ashed mountain, like a spartan into certain death, one bullet left, his back pocket a picture of another life
    09 October 2009
  • 14
    Points
    The turtle shell empty on the grey sand, now nothing more than a boondoggle, a past shelter and home and sanctuary, sacrificed for progress
    08 October 2009
  • 15
    Points
    his movements were arcane, flickering like an old movie, the light too dark to matter, im running out of bad metaphors
    07 October 2009
  • 15
    Points
    the feral cougar frequented the watering hole, looking her best, trying to attract a younger mate while sipping on a Captain and Coke
    06 October 2009
  • 25
    Points
    Updike and Mailer would get together later in life and compare the size of their oeuvre, which frankly is something I'd rather not know
    01 October 2009
  • 39
    Points
    in a fit of uncharacteristic hubris, the skinny girl with the nice hands corrected her doltish teacher: Ted Danson was NOT on Full House
    29 September 2009
  • 15
    Points
    his hubris was exceeded only by his lack of imagination, which is why his web startup "Twitcher" failed so miserably
    29 September 2009
  • 34
    Points
    the preacher, on his knees, laid down his quotidian curse on the wicked, the sinners, the damned; and God turned away.
    28 September 2009
  • 28
    Points
    His prose was filled with one tautology after another, his prose was filled with one tautology after another, his prose was filled with one
    27 September 2009
  • 54
    Points
    The cacophony of voices in her head led her to 3 conclusions: 1. She was going crazy. 2. Going crazy was going to suck, and 3. Refrigerator
    25 September 2009
  • 49
    Points
    Her orgasm set off a cacophony of moans and cackles, sounding like someone getting kneed in the groin and finding it very funny indeed
    25 September 2009
  • 18
    Points
    to the boy, the life span of a sea turtle seemed sempiternal, and no-one in the room had the heart to correct him. Who of us would?
    24 September 2009
  • 39
    Points
    the sun, sitting low in the sky, betrays its sempiternal existence as it drifts over the horizon, leaving nothing behind but darkness
    24 September 2009

Awards

Top 20 25 September 2009 Cacophony
54
Points

Daily stats

We don't have enough data to display these stats. Check back in a few days.

Monthly stats

Jun 2010 0 points
May 2010 0 points
Apr 2010 0 points
Mar 2010 0 points
Feb 2010 0 points
Jan 2010 0 points
Dec 2009 0 points
Nov 2009 0 points
Oct 2009 25 points
Sep 2009 54 points

Thought of and designed by Atto Partners.