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Best tweet ever

65
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artichokes that don't make it to the market are called tchotchke.
26 December 2010

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    salmagundi, a lazy salad watching salma hayek finish a burrito.
    25 November 2011
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    cacoethes. a stuttering attempt to speak of compulsion, mania.
    29 March 2011
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    katzenjammer; the day after st patrick's day.
    18 March 2011
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    sphenoid sounds like the sphinx got the hemorrhoid.
    11 January 2011
  • 65
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    artichokes that don't make it to the market are called tchotchke.
    26 December 2010
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    a ventriloquist is rarely seen as a great somnificator because his dummy is doing all the talking.
    21 December 2010
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    skedaddle (v.) - to move "the doodler" quickly up an unending series of platforms without falling in a game of "doodler jump".
    17 December 2010
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    vociferous (adj) traces its origins to the mating cry of the velociraptors before they went extinct.
    16 December 2010
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    syzygy (n.) - a celestial threesome.
    14 December 2010
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    comatose: a tomato recall due to salmonella outbreak.
    13 December 2010
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    she bedizen herself like a christmas tree out of season from some tropical country. play some christmas carols and she'll go bling-bling.
    06 December 2010
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    loquacious is separated from nagging by a repeat button.
    05 December 2010
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    @creativebitchin clancular orgasm.
    18 November 2010
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    sophomoric: you dont know what you dont know, you arrogant cockroach.
    14 September 2010
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    agathokakological is confused between doing good and evil.
    09 August 2010
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    xerox is an eponymous copy.
    07 August 2010
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    fireflies coruscate while they fornicate.
    02 August 2010
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    friction, friction, friction, confrication.
    15 July 2010
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    caffè macchiato is an espresso stained by the milk's machination.
    14 July 2010
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    beer can transmogrify boredom into a pissing competition.
    13 July 2010
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    a brusque fart silenced an uneventful day in the office and earned itself a standing ovation.
    13 April 2010
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    to inure to stupidity is no different from a prolonged exposure to manure.
    09 April 2010
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    lummox is a cocktail mix of stupidity and clumsiness without the influence of beer.
    07 April 2010
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    @creativebitchin enjoy ur languor, not to be confused wi siesta.
    16 March 2010
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    i need a a scintillating moment right now more than the fireflies need it.
    01 March 2010
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    broken hearted insects peregrinate to impregnate a pomegranate.
    26 February 2010
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    whoever gave out that kerfuffle fart please stand up to claim your prize!
    23 February 2010
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    @ultracutebot can't do lurid. it's jaundice.
    19 February 2010
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    "oh crap," said crapulous cornelius with a burp.
    18 February 2010
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    if porphyrophobia is fear of water, then hydrophobia ought to be exchanged for fear of the colour purple.
    17 February 2010

Awards

Top 20 16 December 2010 Vociferous
31
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Top 20 05 December 2010 Loquacious
42
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Top 20 14 January 2010 Torpor
38
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Top 20 13 January 2010 Erstwhile
36
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Top 20 12 January 2010 Ephemeral
42
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