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Best tweet ever

30
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Breaking up with my girlfriend wasn't easy ... things got ugly when I asked if she preferred to be referred to as erstwhile over ex.
13 January 2010

Latest tweets

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    Impregnate and Peregrinate. How ironic is it that those two words sound so similar?
    26 February 2010
  • 15
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    If she thinks I might impregnate, I tell her not to worry - I won't Peregrinate.
    26 February 2010
  • 15
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    Thank God women at clubs don't get what I mean when I call them cattywampus.
    01 February 2010
  • 10
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    Out of somnolence, but still in a state of torpor considering artwiculate and not taking part in ephemeral tweeting. Oh, wait...
    15 January 2010
  • 16
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    Danish989 is in somnolence and shall not tweet today's artwiculate word. Oh, wait.
    15 January 2010
  • 10
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    Tweet about Torpor? Why? What's the point? There is no motive. I don't want to be part of the system. Stick it to the man!
    14 January 2010
  • 15
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    Torpor - the word most people don't know about because they don't give much a crap about it.
    14 January 2010
  • 15
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    Torpor. -yawn-
    14 January 2010
  • 15
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    Is artwiculate in a torpor itself? It's not showing any tweets with today's word! Aah, Irony.
    14 January 2010
  • 22
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    It's kinda sad that people that ask what torpor means and don't look it up themselves can't see the irony. @artwiculate
    14 January 2010
  • 22
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    A couple of people have asked me what torpor means after I tweeted about it ... but I just don't feel like telling them.
    14 January 2010
  • 15
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    My professor said I was torpor. I didn't feel like thinking of a reply.
    14 January 2010
  • 15
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    I thought being called torpor was a good thing. I just couldn't get myself to get up and find out what it meant.
    14 January 2010
  • 11
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    And artwiculate helps show us today how ephemeral soon turns into erstwhile.
    13 January 2010
  • 25
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    The difference between life and death? One could be used to make things worthwhile while the other quite simply makes life itself erstwhile.
    13 January 2010
  • 30
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    Breaking up with my girlfriend wasn't easy ... things got ugly when I asked if she preferred to be referred to as erstwhile over ex.
    13 January 2010
  • 10
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    Erstwhile. Heh, this post will soon be.
    13 January 2010
  • 10
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    I dreamt of winning the artwiculate contest today! Too bad it was just a dream and therefore ephemeral.
    12 January 2010
  • 15
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    What's the opposite of ephemeral? Because that's what I want to be on artwiculate's 'top' list.
    12 January 2010
  • 11
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    A, B, C, D, E, F, G! H, I, J, K, Ephemeral, P!
    12 January 2010
  • 11
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    The things you don't ever want to end, always end up being the ephemeral ones. Like cups of frozen yoghurt.
    12 January 2010
  • 21
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    Want to see an ephemeral tweet?
    12 January 2010
  • 15
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    Ephemeral's career was a short lived one at the firm. Most people didn't even know he existed, but now a lot are tweeting his name.
    12 January 2010
  • 11
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    American Psycho made my mind go kablow. Oh look, onomatopoeia and kitsch together!
    11 January 2010
  • 28
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    There's a toilet seat sitting in the Philadelphia art museum. I'm telling you, kitsch these days ...
    11 January 2010
  • 15
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    She asked me about my love life, and I told her I don't kitsch and tell.
    11 January 2010
  • 20
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    Isn't onomatopoeia just as ironic as there being no synonyms for synonyms.
    10 January 2010

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