ScoreRanking 401points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 19 / 26

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 4

Best tweet ever

49
Points
Watching his headmasters Volvo explode Joe slowly realised that maybe his dad said he should handle this latest homework dispute with aplomb
30 September 2009

Latest tweets

  • 20
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    Mother and Mother -in- law both coming for Sunday Dinner, Prandial Panic ensues
    30 May 2010
  • 22
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    I was going wax lyrical about lackadaisical but...I can't be arsed!
    05 May 2010
  • 20
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    Ben often commented on the vulpine nature of his teacher Miss V Wolf. His dyslexia wasn't always so apparent.
    27 April 2010
  • 10
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    I am the epitome of me...hopefully
    20 November 2009
  • 10
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    Had enough now. I think I am now the epitome of procrastination. Hope my credit card company don't just see a bit fat late fee
    20 November 2009
  • 10
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    @chrisdjmoyles as the most intelligent on the show you should check out @artwiculate on artwiculate.com and imbue the others with knowledge
    14 October 2009
  • 15
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    If @artwiculate doesn't imbue me with eloquence, maybe following @scobleizer will imbue me with some of his abundant geekness instead!
    14 October 2009
  • 15
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    Must tweet more, become artwiculate. Must tweet more, become artwiculate. Must tweet more, become artwiculate. This my new mantra
    10 October 2009
  • 15
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    Spying him in the post office queue, Rose could sense the almost feral youthfulness in Victors sparkling eyes. Oh how she loved pension day!
    06 October 2009
  • 10
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    In a moment of weakness Phil the dentist succumbed to his long-supressed fastidious nature, removing all of Alans' teeth without consent!
    05 October 2009
  • 14
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    In a seemingly perspicacious move, Magnus the rookie VC backs new social networking craze SpaceNook. Zuckerberg predicts Galactic fail
    02 October 2009
  • 30
    Points
    The Dyson. An oeuvre to out manoeuvre Hoover.
    01 October 2009
  • 49
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    Watching his headmasters Volvo explode Joe slowly realised that maybe his dad said he should handle this latest homework dispute with aplomb
    30 September 2009
  • 10
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    Anyone else thinks Polanski reeks of hubris?
    29 September 2009
  • 30
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    Dave, lover of the office quotidian, felt his stomach sink as his antithesis Stu led their co-workers in an impromptu rendition of 'YMCA'
    28 September 2009
  • 10
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    Tautology: Adjure, Cacophony, Sempiternal, Maven, Mellifluous, Ennui, Luxuriant, Swashbuckle, Dichotomy & Idyllic
    27 September 2009
  • 10
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    Bus + Passengers x 32 = Commuter Cacophony
    25 September 2009
  • 13
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    Maven on up, a remix of popular 90's song by M-People , created for use by industry pro's in team building and people development seminars.
    23 September 2009
  • 38
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    "One pint or two luv?" said the milkman to the housewife with a mellifluous ardour that left her quivering on the doorstep in her nightgown.
    22 September 2009
  • 25
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    Sitting on the toilet tweeting and thus escaping the ennui that is a day in office.
    21 September 2009
  • 15
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    Never, even in his early days as an gigolo, had Alfred ever seen such a luxuriant bush! http://twitpic.com/ihtp3
    20 September 2009
  • 10
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    It is now officially International Talk Like a Pirate Day (TLAPD) Remember: Swashbuckle is a state of mind, me' hearties... arrgh!!
    19 September 2009
  • 20
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    @readsmallprint @juhboy i have seen the word dichotomy used in two tweets today. Am I missing a trick? Word of the day perhaps?
    18 September 2009

Awards

Top 5 30 September 2009 Aplomb
49
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Top 20 20 September 2009 Luxuriant
15
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Top 20 18 September 2009 Dichotomy
20
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Daily stats

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30 May 2010 20 points

Monthly stats

Jun 2010 0 points
May 2010 22 points
Apr 2010 20 points
Mar 2010 0 points
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Dec 2009 0 points
Nov 2009 10 points
Oct 2009 30 points
Sep 2009 49 points

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