ScoreRanking 2946points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 24 / 36

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 13

Best tweet ever

70
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She suspected her fastidious tendancies had gotten out of hand when she began speaking in alphabetical order. "A bothersome compulsion, Dan"
05 October 2009

Latest tweets

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    Psychoneuroimmunology helps doctors treat the hysterical head cold.
    13 February 2011
  • 43
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    Rudimentary, my dear Watson. Rudimentary.
    10 January 2011
  • 13
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    Is that narcolepsy or are you just really happy to see me?
    24 August 2010
  • 16
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    Although they were at first incredulous (after all, it was enormous), the beast was in fact innocuous.
    19 August 2010
  • 17
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    Addubitation - if only the entertainment industry had it.
    02 July 2010
  • 16
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    > @Tralala56: The Artwiculate voting system is extremely convolute-d.
    01 July 2010
  • 20
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    Fantastic FiOS facilitates fecundity, filling fiber freeways with filial flocks of fertile faculties, @Black_Six #artwiculate
    29 June 2010
  • 23
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    Calamistration defenestration / Destroy the man / To save the nation.
    25 June 2010
  • 29
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    What do you call an abstemious shot putter? A dry heaver.
    23 June 2010
  • 17
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    Turns out a 465/235Hz filter is all it takes to abirritate the mighty vuvuzela.
    18 June 2010
  • 21
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    Abirritate my irritation / Parched throat needs irrigation.
    18 June 2010
  • 14
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    "Artwiculati! Let me in!" "What's the shibboleth?" "Um, persiflage?" "Good enough - welcome!"
    03 June 2010
  • 21
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    I PITY THE FOOL who attempts to beleaguer Mr. T! #TweetLikeT #artwiculate
    02 June 2010
  • 17
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    I used to think enervate had to do with growing more neurons.
    01 June 2010
  • 31
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    Help! I've misplaced my countenance, and now I can't face myself.
    27 May 2010
  • 16
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    Mornings: Once I'm awake enough for self-awareness, I only have time to absquatulate.
    26 May 2010
  • 27
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    One person's noisome trash is another's sonorous treasure.
    25 May 2010
  • 34
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    Those bluetooth phones are despicably meretricious. They'll pair up with anything connectible.
    24 May 2010
  • 45
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    Destination inchoate, my love and I perambulate.
    19 May 2010
  • 21
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    Barroom math: a potential partner's Haimish Coefficient is inversely proportional to Blood Alcohol Content.
    18 May 2010
  • 48
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    She was brainish, Danish, and so far from haimish that when the two trysted, the outcome was plain...ish.
    18 May 2010
  • 50
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    The idealist's bailiwick is the realm of possibility.
    17 May 2010
  • 21
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    Who would win a staring contest, a svengali or a hypnotist?
    12 May 2010
  • 49
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    What did the cucumber say about its imbroglio? "I'm in a pickle!"
    07 May 2010
  • 45
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    The loquacious speak their mind. The taciturn mind their speech.
    06 May 2010
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    @sjhatzi I might have become a lackadaisical artwiculati, but your birthday is definitely something to celebrate! Hope it's smashing!
    05 May 2010
  • 16
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    The vulpine crow outfoxed the fox: He finished eating before starting to sing.
    27 April 2010
  • 10
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    Old age, nature's effluvium.
    21 April 2010
  • 20
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    I catch a ball, I avoid debris - cerebellar serendipity.
    15 April 2010
  • 20
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    When I first met my wife, she couldn't stand me. Who would have thought it serendipity ?
    15 April 2010

Awards

Top 20 17 May 2010 Bailiwick
50
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Top 20 07 May 2010 Imbroglio
49
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Top 20 06 May 2010 Taciturn
45
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Top 20 09 December 2009 Paucity
46
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Top 20 03 December 2009 Defenestrate
45
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Daily stats

15 Feb 2011 0 points
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13 Feb 2011 20 points

Monthly stats

Feb 2011 0 points
Jan 2011 43 points
Dec 2010 0 points
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Oct 2010 0 points
Sep 2010 0 points
Aug 2010 16 points
Jul 2010 17 points
Jun 2010 29 points
May 2010 50 points
Apr 2010 28 points
Mar 2010 50 points

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