ScoreRanking 903points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 39 / 74

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 12

Best tweet ever

105
Points
Simon Cowell's fragrance "Hubris pour Homme" launches today, promising to convey the power of a high waisted trouser through musky tones.
29 September 2009

Latest tweets

  • 15
    Points
    Freegan lunch was anything but boondoggle. Sandwiches, pizza, ribs and a nice tray bake courtesy of the conference centre downstairs.
    08 October 2009
  • 9
    Points
    Town Hall thriller sequel to 'The Rural Juror' announced. 'The Feral Mayoral' will be in theatres for Halloween. #30Rock
    06 October 2009
  • 19
    Points
    The melliflous lilt of the M & S adverts has seen sales steady in a recession. 'This is not just a tweet ... This is an @artwiculate tweet'
    04 October 2009
  • 44
    Points
    Would it be cynical to conclude that Hillary has already served two vicarious terms through Bill? @Theonlygolux
    03 October 2009
  • 10
    Points
    'Mes oeuvre est cast a-sun-der les white cliffs of Dover' Artisan reacts to waking up in shipping lane following mysterious house boat drift
    01 October 2009
  • 29
    Points
    Bruno Tonioli's inner monologue possesses an ability to critique dance with aplomb. However, when he tries to verbalise...
    30 September 2009
  • 14
    Points
    @DoogieHowser_MD you must be intoxicated by your own hubris and suffering some paranoia. go forth and conquer!
    29 September 2009
  • 105
    Points
    Simon Cowell's fragrance "Hubris pour Homme" launches today, promising to convey the power of a high waisted trouser through musky tones.
    29 September 2009
  • 55
    Points
    Is amazed at the way children help to render the horrible to quotidian. I am now unphased at removing excrement from my fingers. Brill.
    28 September 2009
  • 36
    Points
    To be a successful politician one must place one's tautology above one's ideology. Why say it like it is, when you can reinvent the wheel?
    27 September 2009
  • 22
    Points
    A gentleman should take a slap to the face as an adjure that he will not be serving eggs with a kiss in the morning.
    26 September 2009
  • 74
    Points
    Harry, my tom cat with no morals, loves entertaining the neighbourhood with a cacophony of nightly feline passion. Absolute legend.
    25 September 2009
  • 47
    Points
    Likes that killing a fly in ninja fashion is now referred to as being Obama-ed. Will this term be sempiternal? Bet it beats being Bush-ed!
    24 September 2009
  • 48
    Points
    Dan Brown is a maven of bad writing. Bitchy? Maybe best to graffiti sentiment back to front publically & only he will be crack it. Genius.
    23 September 2009
  • 35
    Points
    Have just pre-ordered my copy of Ennui by Enya on Amazon. Promises to be a "meloncholic urban irish fusion". Fab.
    21 September 2009
  • 35
    Points
    Out for coffee with family. Lady at next table has a luxuriant moustache and a love for loud swearing. Scary.
    20 September 2009
  • 20
    Points
    When a pirate is born, a pledge to the code is sworn, that b4 he can suckle, he is taught to swashbuckle, so his loyalty will never be torn.
    19 September 2009
  • 20
    Points
    Hidden dichotomy to exit ramp of Victoria Sq carpark. A surface & strange conveyor belt. Feet off pedals in 1st gear, be pulled up by magic!
    18 September 2009
  • 100
    Points
    Just confuddled the words idyllic & phallic in chat with colleague.Recommendation still stands-just a bit more rock and roll than intended.
    17 September 2009
  • 55
    Points
    Baroque would appear to be the new burlesque. Shame. My sexy glove dance was coming on a treat. If a little creepy.
    16 September 2009
  • 20
    Points
    Would like to summon forth some palimpsest type powers to take care of weeks bad news. Prepare to feel my wrath well stocked bacon butty!
    13 September 2009
  • 30
    Points
    Dee was viscious,He made people swim with the fishes,But he hit the wrong guy, Out of town had to fly,and his escape had to be surreptitious
    11 September 2009
  • 40
    Points
    Water tank demonstrated forbearance and did not come through ceiling while we slept. Full structural survey of house required. Fun.
    10 September 2009
  • 35
    Points
    Plumbers in today. Leaking shower's dissemble scheme exposed. He was covering for the water tank who is slowly coming through ceiling. Boo
    09 September 2009

Awards

Top 5 03 October 2009 Vicarious
44
Points
Top 5 29 September 2009 Hubris
105
Points
Top 20 28 September 2009 Quotidian
55
Points
Top 20 25 September 2009 Cacophony
74
Points
Top 20 23 September 2009 Maven
48
Points

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Nov 2009 0 points
Oct 2009 44 points
Sep 2009 105 points

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