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Best tweet ever

44
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@Artwiculate "That," said mama boar "is the story of Athos, Porkthos and Aramis, the 3 friends whose motto is: "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FERAL!"
06 October 2009

Latest tweets

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    @artwiculate - Wait a minute; these Reese's Specious have no peanut butter!
    22 February 2011
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    @Artwiculate- A hairy mercenary named Gary ate some cherry Ben & Jerry on the prarie then took a ferry to meet Larry and drink some sherry.
    08 November 2009
  • 20
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    @Artwiculate -The woman hoped her monologue on battling depression riveted the audience. Critic's take on her funk story?: "Perfunctory"
    07 November 2009
  • 20
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    @Artwiculate- The organic gardner ordered 12 bags of manure and received 13. "This lagniappe," he said, "is a piece of crap."
    05 November 2009
  • 19
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    @Artwiculate Q: What kind of riparian swims upstream? A: A contrarian riparian.
    04 November 2009
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    @Artwiculate: A recap: Ethereal, 1 Imbue, 2 Alacrity, 3 Acquiesce, 4 Felicitous, 5 Ebullient, 6 Redolent, 7 Conflate makes 8!
    20 October 2009
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    @Artwiculate: Certain urban snobs might sneer that Indiana town namers would conflate "Terre" and "Haute" in "Terre Haute." Not Bird fans.
    20 October 2009
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    @artwiculate- Channeling Ben Franklin for artwiculate today, with artistic license: "Fish and visitors are redolent in three days."
    19 October 2009
  • 15
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    @Artwiculate- "In conclusion," said the slightly too artwiculate defense attorney, "if the glove is not felicitous, you must acquit."
    17 October 2009
  • 20
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    @Artwiculate- After being picked to be on the game show "Name That Scent," Joel returned to the bowl factory proud of his olfactory alacrity
    15 October 2009
  • 40
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    @Artwiculate: A tongue-in-cheek 1 word history of each U.S. President, 41-44... 41: Arboreal 42: Venereal 43: Imperial 44: Ethereal
    13 October 2009
  • 14
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    @Artwiculate: "I am Spartan-cus!" I AM SPARTAN-CUS!! ** I ** am Spartan-cus! i am spartan-cus (...I know it is really Spartacus thnx)
    09 October 2009
  • 20
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    @Artwiculate: You have your choice of boondoggle: (A) don beer goggles and oggle, or (B) play Boggle. Would you pick one, or toggle?
    08 October 2009
  • 19
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    @Artwiculate: "Oh well, whatever, nevermind." (Non-arcane Kurt Cobain)
    07 October 2009
  • 44
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    @Artwiculate "That," said mama boar "is the story of Athos, Porkthos and Aramis, the 3 friends whose motto is: "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FERAL!"
    06 October 2009
  • 15
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    @Artwiculate - I f lilt, I float, I fleetly flee I fly. #NotExactlyRightButRodgersAndHammersteinWouldDoWellOnArtwiculate
    04 October 2009
  • 38
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    @artwiculate: If it weren't for these stilts, I would lilt at full tilt.
    04 October 2009
  • 35
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    @artwiculate - An admonishment for @limbaugh: “Be more perspicacious, less loquacious.”
    02 October 2009
  • 30
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    @artwiculate: The polite, bright, poetic, dyslexic kid to himself, upon hearing the spelling word: "Goodness gracious, not 'perspicacious'!"
    02 October 2009
  • 19
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    Tommy James and the Shondells' greatest hit? Crimson and Cl Oeuvre. #Artwiculate
    01 October 2009

Awards

Top 20 22 February 2011 Specious
30
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Top 20 13 October 2009 Ethereal
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Top 20 06 October 2009 Feral
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Top 20 04 October 2009 Lilt
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