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Best tweet ever

80
Points
"Of all the inglenook (s) in the world, she walks into mine"
21 November 2009

Latest tweets

  • 20
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    Did you know, mirth is the last five letters of my name backwards? How about that? Not interesting? Oh. Well. Ok.
    01 December 2009
  • 35
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    "You look kvetch-ing in that dress, babe. I mean, fetching. No, I was not calling you a whiner. The couch? Oh c'mon..."
    30 November 2009
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    Hey, you there! You, looking shifty! What machiavellian mischief are you up to? Oh, Santa, I'm... I'm sorry. As you were.
    28 November 2009
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    Two roads diverged in a wood; and I, I am a pilgrim on the road less traveled by.
    26 November 2009
  • 25
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    A traveler I was once/ a pilgrim I became/ searching my existence/ for a heart that I could claim
    26 November 2009
  • 30
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    we shall take, said he / you from me or me from you? / sumptuous, said she #haiku
    25 November 2009
  • 40
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    "Mot a foofaraw" Martin, sans teeth, said of the riotous lolly scramble. "What a free-for-all" Julie translated.
    24 November 2009
  • 20
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    She smiled. "You had me at 'your umbrella has got schmutz on it'".
    22 November 2009
  • 30
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    Umbrella? Seriously?
    22 November 2009
  • 80
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    "Of all the inglenook (s) in the world, she walks into mine"
    21 November 2009
  • 25
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    Like dust, gathering in an inglenook... so are the days of our lives.
    21 November 2009
  • 35
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    I fear I am the epitome of a poor lexophile. My inspiration seems to have disappeared.
    20 November 2009
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    In the penumbra of a totalitarian regime, he couldn't be drawn in- wouldn't be drawn in. Then she handed him the mop. There was no way out.
    19 November 2009
  • 15
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    I work with forty small children. I've got equanimity in spades.
    18 November 2009
  • 20
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    New research reveals Einstein's equivalence theory not about physics: "E=mc2" (Equanimity=mind/calm to the power of two). Linguistics!
    18 November 2009
  • 35
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    There was a certain stigma attached to being from Leper Island, Tom found. Losing a foot during the war wasn't helping any, either.
    17 November 2009
  • 20
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    He was pretty, sure, but when Jay said his ailment "might malinger for a while" his coworkers rolled their eyes. Moron.
    16 November 2009
  • 10
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    He didn't know what 'malinger' meant, but he was sure his mental health day didn't warrant losing his job as lighthouse keeper.
    16 November 2009
  • 60
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    As he swore he loved her, Polly knew it was an oath untenable- she could see his fingers crossed behind his back.
    15 November 2009
  • 30
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    A brazen ogle, Grace barely paused to pour her drink in his lap. "You've got something in your teeth" he stammered.
    13 November 2009
  • 15
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    One black eye later, Jack had learned to bite his tongue. "Eff her... uh... effervescent" Jack had said, just as she'd passed.
    12 November 2009
  • 20
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    I was once described as effervescent by a science teacher. Highly insulted, I thought she was calling me an airhead. She wasn't.
    12 November 2009
  • 15
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    Ruth, attempting to simultaneously convey just how esculent her meal was and flirt, accidentally swallowed her wedding ring.
    11 November 2009
  • 25
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    I'm not feeling any propinquity for today's word, so no artwicu-tweet from me today. None. No way.
    10 November 2009
  • 10
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    @caslexplorers What about me?! :P RT I'm guessing neither tWordBird nor 2tweested is an ailurophile.
    09 November 2009
  • 45
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    Cat bit her. Catherine- bitter. Her days of being an ailurophile were over.
    09 November 2009
  • 15
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    Being an ailurophile had landed Mel in hospital again. Allergies- and the fact he'd bitten her hand off- meant Leo would have to go.
    09 November 2009
  • 50
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    Mac the Mackerel was the best mercenary the Under(water)world had. Cold blooded.
    08 November 2009
  • 45
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    The affair had become perfunctory. Every time they met- illicitly- she insisted on opening their Scrabble game with C-A-T.
    07 November 2009
  • 30
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    Luke the legislator languished in his litany of lacklustre lies. His lover, Laura, had had enough. Leave! she lamented.
    06 November 2009

Awards

Winner 21 November 2009 Inglenook
80
Points
Top 5 15 November 2009 Untenable
60
Points
Top 20 08 November 2009 Mercenary
50
Points
Top 20 05 November 2009 Lagniappe
35
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Top 20 04 November 2009 Riparian
50
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