ScoreRanking 480points

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Best tweet ever

64
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I can still recall his mellifluous tongue -- sweet and elusive, dulcet and deceitful; the smooth voice that belied his sticky intentions.
22 September 2009

Latest tweets

  • 15
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    The onomatopoeic coqui frog is an invasive species in Hawaii.
    25 January 2011
  • 10
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    Hi. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick, want slow. Wait, that’s Indian. #TEAFORDONG
    20 July 2010
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    "So you like it this way?" "Indubitably! Around the house, I never lift a finger. As a husband and father I'm subpar."
    22 March 2010
  • 10
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    lol, srsly? RT @artwiculate: The word for today is: "tryst" http://bit.ly/QPJxc
    29 January 2010
  • 15
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    I can still recall his mellifluous tongue -- sweet and elusive, dulcet and deceitful; the smooth voice that belied his sticky intentions. ;D
    01 November 2009
  • 15
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    Her fastidious nature never failed to frustrate her friends & neighbors. She'd tuck stray hairs behind their ears & lick down their cowlicks
    05 October 2009
  • 24
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    Her tinkling laugh taunted him, the lilt in her voice slighted him; his jealousy quietly seethed in his solar plexus, threatening to spill.
    04 October 2009
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    And as she secretly stared at the sloping, sculpted shoulders molding into one a vicarious thrill from within trickled to her extremities.
    03 October 2009
  • 10
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    I told my bf I lost my perspicacious ness after I could only think up 2 synonyms for relax; he said "it's always in the last place you look"
    02 October 2009
  • 24
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    How is your @artwiculate oeuvre? Are you tweeting with aplomb or is it full of quotidian tautologies?
    01 October 2009
  • 35
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    That smooth fellow took to the dance floor with such great aplomb that even the straight fellows stared at him with mouths agape.
    30 September 2009
  • 10
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    I'm not nearly clever enough to make an adequate sentence containing the word hubris. Boy, is my ego shattered.
    29 September 2009
  • 20
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    Haiku: Could I breathe a day / where quotidian fevers / decide not to plague?
    28 September 2009
  • 30
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    My favorite tautology: Police Cops. Can you guess where it's from? ;P
    27 September 2009
  • 39
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    To adjure a jury for mercy, adjust your articulation accordingly.
    26 September 2009
  • 23
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    Mellifluous, maven, cacophony? Did @artwiculate go through my old SAT flash cards?
    25 September 2009
  • 49
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    A crepuscular creature grasps the lingering rays of twilight, for to embrace and to treasure during the sempiternal night.
    24 September 2009
  • 29
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    A cruel twist curves upon his dimpled cheek, deft eyes and lies weave a webbed yarn. Alas, I won't be the last pupil of the heartbreak maven
    23 September 2009
  • 10
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    Professor John Frink is a glayvin maven.
    23 September 2009
  • 64
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    I can still recall his mellifluous tongue -- sweet and elusive, dulcet and deceitful; the smooth voice that belied his sticky intentions.
    22 September 2009
  • 19
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    The profound ennui residing in my bones cannot be cured by arbitrary unknowns.
    21 September 2009

Awards

Top 20 24 September 2009 Sempiternal
49
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Top 20 22 September 2009 Mellifluous
64
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Mar 2010 24 points
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