ScoreRanking 1818points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 23 / 33

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 10

Best tweet ever

49
Points
Her comfort enfolds me / and her calming ways / take me back / to my halcyon daze
27 January 2011

Latest tweets

  • 30
    Points
    Another whiskey before it's too late/sink into my fears/lose the past years/and watch my life degenerate
    30 September 2011
  • 15
    Points
    shoot me with your gun,stab me with your knife, but revile me with your smile and I taste the end of life
    02 September 2011
  • 28
    Points
    Forgive me, I don't normally stammer. It is the fault of my katzenjammer
    18 March 2011
  • 25
    Points
    St Pats day, I intend to drink enough Jamesons to prevent the ambulate. Could be messy.
    17 March 2011
  • 35
    Points
    I has no flair in my youth, I wasn't debonair just uncouth. Now I don;t care, I just tell the truth. If you don't like it then you can *****
    10 March 2011
  • 11
    Points
    Status Quo. Spinning down,down,deeper and down. Vertiginous record label (or was it Vertigo ?). Nothing changes.
    09 March 2011
  • 20
    Points
    Brewings done / I've finished the sparge / lets all have one /and make mine a LARGE
    04 March 2011
  • 17
    Points
    The only way I am going to take control and win this race is to slip into overthink
    09 February 2011
  • 11
    Points
    I may be fragrant hence solivagant, perhaps I should clean more of me and seek finer company.
    01 February 2011
  • 47
    Points
    Hush now and listen to the halcyon tales of the Fisher King
    27 January 2011
  • 49
    Points
    Her comfort enfolds me / and her calming ways / take me back / to my halcyon daze
    27 January 2011
  • 42
    Points
    Toad in the hole or Coqui Vin for tea. Choices, choices.
    25 January 2011
  • 36
    Points
    I don't think we should have a mass debate about coqui, that would be very wrong !
    25 January 2011
  • 31
    Points
    Twice my age and he thought he could better me. The old Toad was too coqui by half !
    25 January 2011
  • 12
    Points
    A sphenoid wedgie ! Get yer head round that !
    11 January 2011
  • 10
    Points
    my head, my heart, my syzygy are all yours
    14 December 2010
  • 35
    Points
    Spumante - Isn't that what the Wine Tasters spit out ?
    11 December 2010
  • 36
    Points
    Open a bottle of spumante and we'll celebrate - just sounds wrong !
    11 December 2010
  • 16
    Points
    It was never really love / At times obscene / There was no truth / purely internecine
    29 November 2010
  • 11
    Points
    The nemorous expanse circled my head, filled my senses and left me weeping. Lost in the dark, lonely once more
    14 November 2010
  • 20
    Points
    We rolled in the soft grass, ran through the swishing crops into the nemorous cover where we became one. Young love.
    14 November 2010
  • 11
    Points
    2 minute caesura at 11am for remembrance day please
    11 November 2010
  • 30
    Points
    She has that look again / a caesura while she composes / all fails and the tears start anew / holding her is all I can do
    11 November 2010
  • 10
    Points
    Moved all the old stuff from the living room, now a relaxing caesura before the new stuff arrives
    11 November 2010
  • 21
    Points
    Nobody likes the old Police vans they called the Black pariah
    10 November 2010
  • 20
    Points
    I would like a pound (or a Euro!) for everytime someone mentions paradigm shift
    09 November 2010
  • 10
    Points
    Cider for beakfat. A paradigm of Alcoholism
    09 November 2010
  • 16
    Points
    philodox is a stupid wotd andd that is that !
    08 November 2010
  • 11
    Points
    England to beat the All Blacks today ! Ha! my moradacious wit !
    06 November 2010
  • 20
    Points
    It's been a while / but the memories live on / my middle name is lachrymose / ever since you've been gone.
    05 November 2010

Awards

Top 20 18 March 2011 Katzenjammer
28
Points
Top 20 03 September 2010 Mustachioed
36
Points
Top 20 22 May 2010 Callipygian
45
Points
Top 20 28 January 2010 Festoon
37
Points

Daily stats

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