ScoreRanking 12337points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 48 / 66

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 4 / 93

Best tweet ever

94
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What do you call a taciturn mother? Mum
12 April 2010

Latest tweets

  • 31
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    How did rubicund infer geometrical constructs? He red between the lines
    22 June 2011
  • 17
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    I didn't realise Sydney was so boring a city that banal is actually trending there right now. #waytogoAussieArtwiculati
    21 June 2011
  • 36
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    Why should you never get into an argument with a banal buddy? It will result in a stale~mate.
    21 June 2011
  • 22
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    What do you call foxy boxing for zaftigs ? A round a~bout #zaftig
    19 June 2011
  • 48
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    What do you call a one-armed, one-legged wanderer? A gypsylateral #ipsilateral
    18 June 2011
  • 33
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    What happens to a chicken with a lot of hardihood? It gets plucked.
    17 June 2011
  • 50
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    How do you punctuate hardihood? With dash
    17 June 2011
  • 42
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    What letter in the alphabet is the most subjective? The private I
    15 June 2011
  • 49
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    Why was parry feeling empty? Because it was a~void.
    14 June 2011
  • 29
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    How did puerile try to woo jejune? Through juvenile courting
    13 June 2011
  • 84
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    Why did archetype come tumbling down the hill? Because it was a roll model
    12 June 2011
  • 36
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    RIP: My Lord Parley - Written negotiation wasn't his thing; it took but two letters to change him from a palaver to a cadaver.
    11 June 2011
  • 22
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    How do you know of a sailor's impropriety? When he is in~deck~o~rum. #tooContrived
    10 June 2011
  • 47
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    What did the weanling want to be when she grew up? A milk sheikh
    09 June 2011
  • 62
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    Why did the citizens denude their upper limbs? Because they had the right to bare arms.
    08 June 2011
  • 74
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    What does a disconcerting heliotrope do? It fazes the sun
    07 June 2011
  • 28
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    What do you call Twitter's katzenjammer? The fail wail
    18 March 2011
  • 45
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    Why was the left shoe feeling gauche? It wasn't polished
    15 September 2010
  • 27
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    How do you show support for obfirmation? You wear headstrong wristbands
    30 August 2010
  • 53
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    RIP: My Lord Obfirmation - Rigid in life, rigor mortis in death
    30 August 2010
  • 36
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    What do you do if you have an obfirmation to become an Australian citizen? You get ossified
    30 August 2010
  • 40
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    The ant's obfirmation to marry Eve was quite strong. He just wouldn't give up. After all, he was Adam~ant.
    30 August 2010
  • 34
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    RIP: MY Lord Malaise - He had his chance to recover but he blue it
    29 August 2010
  • 33
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    Welcome to InnFirm! We serve your malaise with great debility!
    29 August 2010
  • 27
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    How did Malaise promote music among the poor? He was in the dole~drums program
    29 August 2010
  • 27
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    RIP: My Lord Didactic: His practice of adding extra t to everything changed him from moral to mortal
    28 August 2010
  • 43
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    How do you shoo an annoying didactic? You get a preach cobbler
    28 August 2010
  • 41
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    Who among King Arthur's knights was the most didactic? Sir~Monize
    28 August 2010
  • 20
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    How do you honour the distinguished didactic? You give them an Academic Award
    28 August 2010
  • 15
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    @SJHatzi It means 'to act stupidly together'. http://www.wordnik.com/words/constult
    27 August 2010

Awards

Top 20 21 June 2011 Banal
36
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Top 5 18 June 2011 Ipsilateral
48
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Top 20 17 June 2011 Hardihood
50
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Top 20 15 June 2011 Subjective
42
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Top 20 14 June 2011 Parry
49
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Daily stats

24 Jun 2011 0 points
23 Jun 2011 0 points
22 Jun 2011 31 points
21 Jun 2011 36 points
20 Jun 2011 0 points
19 Jun 2011 22 points
18 Jun 2011 48 points
17 Jun 2011 50 points
16 Jun 2011 0 points
15 Jun 2011 42 points
14 Jun 2011 49 points
13 Jun 2011 29 points
12 Jun 2011 84 points
11 Jun 2011 36 points
10 Jun 2011 22 points
09 Jun 2011 47 points
08 Jun 2011 62 points
07 Jun 2011 74 points

Monthly stats

Jun 2011 0 points
May 2011 0 points
Apr 2011 0 points
Mar 2011 28 points
Feb 2011 0 points
Jan 2011 0 points
Dec 2010 0 points
Nov 2010 0 points
Oct 2010 0 points
Sep 2010 45 points
Aug 2010 71 points
Jul 2010 70 points

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