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You wanna know lurid? I wrote the book on lurid! I AM LURID!
19 February 2010

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    I like the way you ictuate, my lovely. Let's go to your place and stress each other.
    08 February 2012
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    Let's go to my place, my lovely, and ictuate at all the right moments, if you get my drift.
    08 February 2012
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    To ictuate when you masturbate makes it a touch better.
    08 February 2012
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    Now, if Google had suggested copulate instead of bajulate, I'd have been interested.
    07 February 2012
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    Let's go to my place, my lovely, and I'll bajulate you to 7th Heaven. I'll bet you've never been all the way there, have you?
    07 February 2012
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    Let's go to my play, my lovely, and I'll bajulate you to 7th Heaven. I'll bet you've never been all the way there, have you?
    07 February 2012
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    Bajulate me, my lovely, bajulate me!
    07 February 2012
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    I'll fix your phobophobia, my lovely. My cunning linguistics will make you forget all about everything!
    06 February 2012
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    No reason to scream, my lovely. Phobophobia is not a sexual practice.
    06 February 2012
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    Hello, my lovely aeolist, let's go to my place and have a spiritual awakening, if you insight my drift.
    05 February 2012
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    I asked the frigid brunette aeolist back to my place, but she said it would come to nothing.
    05 February 2012
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    What? You mean I could get hypervitaminosis from too much vitamin V? Okay, can I keep using it until I need a cochlear implant?
    04 February 2012
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    I've heard a lot of excuses, my lovely, but, hypervitaminosis is the sickest one yet.
    04 February 2012
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    Just swallow, my lovely, I promise you won't get hypervitaminosis.
    04 February 2012
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    If you ask me, Viagra is the cure for senescence. What else do you need?
    03 February 2012
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    When the lovely mentioned senescence, I thought she said sin essence. When I got her to my place, I realized my mistake. I've got lube.
    03 February 2012
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    I like to meet an older lovely, because with her senescence she thinks we haven't started yet.
    03 February 2012
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    When I come across a lovely who hasn't had sex in a quadrimular, I love to satisfy her, because she's eternally grateful.
    02 February 2012
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    No, God! I prayed for a 4 HOUR erection, not a quadrimular one! Christ!
    02 February 2012
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    Let's vamoose to your place, my lovely, get humpin'.
    01 February 2012
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    Vamoose is what I do once the action's over. What? You want me to hang around a cuddle?
    01 February 2012
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    Vamoose is what I do once the action's over. What? You want me to hand around a cuddle?
    01 February 2012
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    When the blonde dominatrix spanghewed me up against the wall, I shouted, "Wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am!" #spanghew
    31 January 2012
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    Yes, my lovely, I *can* spanghew you with my manhood!
    31 January 2012
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    You didn't have to spanghew me, my lovely, I only asked you to have sex. I didn't ask you to marry me!
    31 January 2012
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    When I went home with Lola, I became a new object for the verb adimpleate. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
    30 January 2012
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    "Oh, my lovely, let me adimpleate you tonight!" "You want to eat me?" "Well, yeah, that too."
    30 January 2012
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    My lovely, you were so good in my gedankenexperiment that I don't even need to take you home. Yeah, I jizzed in my pants.
    29 January 2012
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    Let's try a gedankenexperiment, my lovely. Imagine me performing cunning linguistics on you. If I do it for real, you'll say vielen dank.
    29 January 2012
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    Ecstasiate me, my lovely, ecstasiate me!
    28 January 2012
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    To ecstasiate is my specialty, my lovely. Let me do it to you.
    28 January 2012
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    I gave the brunette multiple orgasms. When I asked exactly how many, she replied breathlessly, "Quattuordecillion."
    27 January 2012
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    There's quattuordecillion hairs on your head, my lovely, and thank God they're all red!
    27 January 2012

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