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Conficius say: Woman who marry Jove get giant gas bag.
16 March 2011

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    When Gwen got to meet the Queen, she said, "I'm honored to meet you, Your Hypervitaminosis...I mean Your Highhorse."
    04 February 2012
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    "Doc, I eat nothing but swordfish. Am I in danger of hypervitaminosis?" "No, but you are in danger of mercurialism. Any big mood swings?"
    04 February 2012
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    Explorers Douglas Mawson and Xavier Mertz were both poisoned (and Mertz died) from hypervitaminosis during the Far Eastern Party. Bad party.
    04 February 2012
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    Behind prison walls, hypervitaminosis is the least of Father Peter's worries. Shower time is a bigger concern.
    04 February 2012
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    Hypervitaminosis? / Ha! / Scott has / no worries / about that
    04 February 2012
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    No one on death row in Texas gets hypervitaminosis. Hell, we don't even give them their choice of last meal anymore.
    04 February 2012
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    Conficius say: Woman who get hypervitaminosis just piss her money away.
    04 February 2012
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    It's impossible to get hypervitaminosis in Texas. A diet of nothing but chili and Fritos keeps you safe.
    04 February 2012
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    DJ De-men-cha mixes some of the best senescence trance beats in Florida.
    03 February 2012
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    Texas senescence: These boots are made for fallin'. #artwiculatesongs
    03 February 2012
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    Texas prefers lethal injection to footing prisoners' senescence induced medical bills.
    03 February 2012
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    Rather than a disqualifier, senescence seems to be a requirement for membership in the US Senate.
    03 February 2012
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    There are no private rooms at the Hotel Senescence. The guests don't seem to care.
    03 February 2012
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    They call / what Scott has / senescence praecox / they call what his wife has / neighbors' cocks
    03 February 2012
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    In spite of moving less than 20 kmh the Subaru Senescence still bangs into other cars. Then, it forgets where it was going.
    03 February 2012
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    Recently, Father Peter has taken to praying for senescence. He thinks his nightly sodomizing will be more tolerable if he can remember.
    03 February 2012
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    Conficius say: Conficius not remember what senescence mean.
    03 February 2012
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    Talk about slow food! The Cafe Quadrimular breaks all the records.
    02 February 2012
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    The Ford Quadrimular is designed to last exactly as long as the note to buy it.
    02 February 2012
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    Quadrimular term / Not long enough to change much / Too short to enjoy
    02 February 2012
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    Texans elected Rick Perry to three quadrimular terms. Does that make Texans dumber than him? God help Texas!
    02 February 2012
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    Father Peter's prison term is a quadrimular times 7. He's lucky it wasn't 7 times 7.
    02 February 2012
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    Scott's dream / is to have / a quadrimular binge / his wife / and neighbor agree
    02 February 2012
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    Conficius say: Man who go quadrimular between getting laid have one big arm and one little arm.
    02 February 2012
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    The only way to vamoose from the Texas Execution Chamber is in a body bag.
    01 February 2012
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    Commander Schettino knew only one word in Spanish. It was vamoose.
    01 February 2012
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    "You ever eat at Cafe Vamoose?" "Yeah, once and I got the trots."
    01 February 2012
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    Checkout time at the Hotel Vamoose is 10 minutes after you check in.
    01 February 2012
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    In spite of its stodgy reputation the Volvo Vamoose does 0 to 60 in 7.3 seconds. They're a big hit with getaway drivers, plus they're safe.
    01 February 2012
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    The moment Scott / breaks the seal / on his whiskey bottle / it's his wife's cue / to vamoose to the neighbor's
    01 February 2012
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    Father Peter would love to vamoose from prison, but the authorities prefer he stay and get sodomized each night.
    01 February 2012
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    Conficius say: Man who kidnap newborn vamoose with papoose.
    01 February 2012
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    I've heard that midget tossing is spanghew 2.0. Any truth to that?
    31 January 2012
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    Timmy's pet frog didn't mind a spanghew, because he loved getting all the frequent flyer miles.
    31 January 2012
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    Spanghew is like Spanglish only with an ax.
    31 January 2012
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    Scott's wife / would love to spanghew him / off the bathroom floor / but the son of a bitch / is too heavy
    31 January 2012
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    Conficius say: GH silent so spanghew pronounce span-ew. But, what it mean?
    31 January 2012
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    Little Tom was always getting things wrong. When he tried to spanghew, he struck a frog which cause it to fly into the heir.
    31 January 2012

Awards

Winner 01 February 2012 Vamoose
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Top 20 27 January 2012 Quattuordecillion
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Top 20 26 January 2012 Fallaciloquence
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Top 5 25 January 2012 Ecdysiast
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Top 20 24 January 2012 Lignicide
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