ScoreRanking 12468points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 49 / 78

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 3 / 94

Best tweet ever

95
Points
At our house, a sumptuous Christmas dinner meant to feast upon cabbage while staring at a map of Turkey.
25 November 2009

Latest tweets

  • 36
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    Rumor has it that whoever wins 'agroof' will receive a pair of roller skates and a bottle of Scotch.
    04 June 2010
  • 30
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    Agroof is the sincerest form of flattery.
    04 June 2010
  • 24
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    ♫ Let's Agroof Tonight - Earth, Wind & Wire
    04 June 2010
  • 27
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    If you read NATASEVOLI backwards, it says ILOVESATAN. Shibboleth? Hell no!
    03 June 2010
  • 34
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    The proof of the shibboleth is in the greeting. #artwiculate
    03 June 2010
  • 25
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    "Aargh!" / "What's wrong?" / "Can't remember my password." / "Oh, it's 'shibboleth-38176'."
    03 June 2010
  • 30
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    "Knock knock." / "What's the Shibboleth?" / "It's me." / "It's me who?" / "Let me in!" / Knock knock." / 'Now!!" / "No."
    03 June 2010
  • 48
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    People who beleaguer glass houses should throw stones. #artwiculate
    02 June 2010
  • 29
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    artwiculati / beleaguer me with retweets / don't forget to vote #haiku #artwiculate
    02 June 2010
  • 38
    Points
    She told everybody she was being badgered, but I didn't beleaguer. #artwiculate
    02 June 2010
  • 45
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    Rumor has it that whoever wins 'beleaguer' will receive a miniature battering ram (batteries included).
    02 June 2010
  • 29
    Points
    Rumor has it that whoever wins 'enervate' will receive an inflatable doll that is very busted.
    01 June 2010
  • 33
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    You won't fully appreciate the word 'enervate', until you've played a round of Scrabble with my goldfish. #artwiculate
    01 June 2010
  • 30
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    "I can never fall asleep, so I bought some pets. Thought that might enervate me." / "What did you get?" / "Fifty sheep."
    01 June 2010
  • 35
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    "Just saw that new film, Enervate 3D. I'm beat!" / "Did you wear those glasses?" / "No, 3D means it lasts for three days!"
    01 June 2010
  • 39
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    "Why is the goldfish bowl only half full?" / "A full bowl would just enervate him."
    01 June 2010
  • 67
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    Ribaldry is only grin deep.
    31 May 2010
  • 33
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    "Prandial? Wouldn't feed it to my dog." / "You don't even have a dog." / "My cat then." / "Or a cat." / "I'll get a cat!"
    30 May 2010
  • 30
    Points
    "Waiter, this meal is not prandial!" / "This is McDonalds, sir."
    30 May 2010
  • 46
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    To the people of Peking, Donald Duck is prandial. Funny old world. #artwiculate
    30 May 2010
  • 34
    Points
    primordial soup / prandial maelstrom of chance / breakfast for the Gods #haiku #artwiculate
    30 May 2010
  • 29
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    The prandial intake of a blue whale is about a million times greater than that of a goldfish. Something to consider when choosing your pet.
    30 May 2010
  • 21
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    Eat, drink and be churlish, or tomorrow we're girlish. #artwiculate
    29 May 2010
  • 41
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    Rumor has it that whoever wins 'churlish' will get a private cooking lesson from Gordon Ramsey. #artwiculate.
    29 May 2010
  • 35
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    "How can you be so churlish! Fancy belching your 'I do' at the altar!" / "Is that why you said no?"
    29 May 2010
  • 31
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    no need to cry - we live until we die - kismet goodbye #artwiculate
    28 May 2010
  • 29
    Points
    universe expands / forever faster, farther / desolate kismet #haiku #artwiculate
    28 May 2010
  • 29
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    A poor workman always blames his kismet.
    28 May 2010
  • 36
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    "Kismet? You mean you've already determined which tweet will win today?" / "Yes." / "Is it... this one?" / "No."
    28 May 2010
  • 43
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    Life is just a bowl of kismet.
    28 May 2010

Awards

Top 20 03 June 2010 Shibboleth
34
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Top 20 02 June 2010 Beleaguer
48
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Top 20 01 June 2010 Enervate
39
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Winner 31 May 2010 Ribaldry
67
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Top 20 30 May 2010 Prandial
46
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Daily stats

13 Jun 2010 0 points
12 Jun 2010 0 points
11 Jun 2010 0 points
10 Jun 2010 0 points
09 Jun 2010 0 points
08 Jun 2010 0 points
07 Jun 2010 0 points
06 Jun 2010 0 points
05 Jun 2010 0 points
04 Jun 2010 36 points
03 Jun 2010 34 points
02 Jun 2010 48 points
01 Jun 2010 39 points
31 May 2010 67 points
30 May 2010 46 points
29 May 2010 41 points
28 May 2010 43 points
27 May 2010 40 points
26 May 2010 50 points
25 May 2010 28 points
24 May 2010 37 points
23 May 2010 46 points
22 May 2010 43 points
21 May 2010 47 points
20 May 2010 67 points
19 May 2010 65 points
18 May 2010 50 points
17 May 2010 42 points

Monthly stats

Jun 2010 48 points
May 2010 92 points
Apr 2010 81 points
Mar 2010 80 points
Feb 2010 75 points
Jan 2010 71 points
Dec 2009 85 points
Nov 2009 95 points
Oct 2009 65 points
Sep 2009 88 points

Words used

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