ScoreRanking 3430points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 25 / 33

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 2 / 13

Best tweet ever

55
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If you want nothing much, there's nothing better than The Best Vestige Hotel
02 November 2009

Latest tweets

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    Ancient battle aphorism: "This...is...SPARTANNN!!" #artwiculate
    11 January 2012
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    Telling Jack he's nimble & viagra's quick belies the size of the candlestick. #artwiculate
    14 December 2011
  • 40
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    The Profligacy Platter comes with Wanton Soup. #artwiculate
    03 November 2011
  • 15
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    Buy the sea, buy the sea, buy-buy profligacy, gets you wet, oh-so wet, underwater you'll be. #artwiculate
    03 November 2011
  • 20
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    Long ago a little song got writ - you bloody loved it or hated it - Don't Worry - Be Sanguine. #artwiculate
    01 November 2011
  • 20
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    Wanna play "Mediation" with Harpy Barbie and Kvetching Ken? You lose!
    27 October 2011
  • 30
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    Whether it's a Blues Harpy or a Mouth Gorgon, all harpymonicas play great shrew-tunes.
    27 October 2011
  • 15
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    When politicians' nature calls, their puissant winds peel paint off walls.
    25 October 2011
  • 15
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    You're so puissant, you don't care if this tweet's all about you...
    25 October 2011
  • 20
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    when life gives you motley, make sauce.
    24 October 2011
  • 20
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    If you don't got motley, you don't got much.
    24 October 2011
  • 25
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    twas brillig and the motley offal got to rottin' somethin awful.
    24 October 2011
  • 30
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    Eeny meeny miney motley - i'm indecisive quite alot-ly.
    24 October 2011
  • 16
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    It's not easy doing the Jaunce of the Sugarplum Fairies. In fact, it's a nut cracker.
    20 October 2011
  • 25
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    Shut up and jaunce.
    20 October 2011
  • 25
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    We just learned that Dewey, Cheatum & Howe is now doing business as Dewey, Cheatum & Defalcate. Don't ask Howe.
    16 September 2011
  • 15
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    Project Runway: making money on the runway. Project Defalcate: taking money and running away.
    16 September 2011
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    It's not just a neologism - it's a neodogue day! http://t.co/FpT6Nck http://t.co/MQdSLhA
    26 August 2011
  • 10
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    Neologism for the operatic moment when you dive into a pint of your favorite flavor: Swoon Lick.
    26 August 2011
  • 10
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    "Eye-scream" is a neologism for our clash-dress code here at B&J's: http://t.co/16iKlC9
    26 August 2011
  • 11
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    Neologism: the first time you had one. Multiple neologism: the first time you ever had a whole bunch of 'em.
    26 August 2011
  • 15
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    Contumacy, thy name is..........moi.
    09 August 2011
  • 25
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    Incontinent contumacy: Void where prohibited
    09 August 2011
  • 35
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    Don't ululate in the water during Shark Week.
    03 August 2011
  • 47
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    You can ululate a little, you can ululate a lot, but if you ululate too much in public, they'll rip your epiglottis out.
    03 August 2011
  • 25
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    Your party hardihood lessens as your arteries harden.
    17 June 2011
  • 47
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    Use duct tape to hold 'em together; use mulct tape to stick it to 'em good.
    06 June 2011
  • 15
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    The look they called the Fleer de Loony turned 'em prematurely pruney.
    06 May 2011
  • 16
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    Fleer not at peeps whose #FairTweets support #FairTrade.
    06 May 2011
  • 25
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    Never fear the fleer I flung; it happens when I hold my tongue.
    06 May 2011

Awards

Top 20 14 December 2011 Belie
35
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Top 5 03 November 2011 Profligacy
40
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Top 20 06 June 2011 Mulct
47
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Top 20 31 March 2011 Cavil
27
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Top 20 26 January 2011 Dupe
30
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