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Best tweet ever

37
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After hours of jumping fences, do those tallied dream sheep succumb to their own somnolence?
15 January 2010

Latest tweets

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    Do not leave me alone with cake; I have a penchant for sneakily swiping the puffy lines of frosting at the base.
    20 March 2010
  • 21
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    The amphibious flibbertigibbet says, "Ribbet, ribbet, moo, ribbet."
    19 March 2010
  • 15
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    One type of fungi is not fungible with another: some mushrooms taste good in salad, some make you see rainbows, & others will kill you dead.
    17 March 2010
  • 26
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    A lingering languor left the leisurely lady (a lapsed lethwei lover) feeling lugubrious.
    16 March 2010
  • 28
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    After falling asleep while driving, Rocco was sentenced to languor management classes.
    16 March 2010
  • 18
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    "Hello, Prolix Pizza? I'd like to order a large pie with oodles of onions and gobs of garlic. And don't be parsimonious with the porcini."
    15 March 2010
  • 35
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    If yawns are contagious, can pandiculation be pandemic?
    13 March 2010
  • 10
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    Odalisque should rhyme with risqué.
    11 March 2010
  • 20
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    The word "tit" is surreptitiously hidden in the word "surreptitious".
    10 March 2010
  • 15
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    Avatar might have stood a chance for the Best Picture Oscar if not for its odious dialogue.
    08 March 2010
  • 31
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    Your mama's so rotund, people need a map just to circumambulate her.
    03 March 2010
  • 27
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    I woke up to my dog burping in my face. I am now presenting him with an award for Most Egregious Use of Bad Breath (2010).
    02 March 2010
  • 32
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    I wish my lawn was lugubrious so it would cut itself.
    24 February 2010
  • 32
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    Muffle your kerfuffle, subdue your ballyhoo, and mute your dispute.
    23 February 2010
  • 10
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    I am too hebetudinous to think up a good sentence for a word like "hebetudinous".
    22 February 2010
  • 37
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    After hours of jumping fences, do those tallied dream sheep succumb to their own somnolence?
    15 January 2010
  • 10
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    --"What's a good example of onomatopoeia?" --"Gesundheit! So, a good example of what now?"
    10 January 2010

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Mar 2010 35 points
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Jan 2010 37 points

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