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Average entries per day / Average entries per month 2 / 16

Best tweet ever

75
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It's quite clear that artwiculate is quickly becoming quite a quagmire of quotidian quackery for many of us questionable quaffers and quacks
28 September 2009

Latest tweets

  • 14
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    Anomaly don't visit Artwiculate any more, but today I did.
    16 December 2009
  • 25
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    Artwiculate's not for everyone. The therapeutic, albeit esoteric value of this daily creative pop provides cathartic juice for a select few.
    03 November 2009
  • 10
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    How about that little red-haired girl on the Chevy commercial with Howie Long? Super cloying and absolutely annoying! "I'm a big girl." NOT!
    30 October 2009
  • 20
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    1st crush. Ever excited, poetic verses cited, interest ignited. Feeling delighted. Fatefully slighted. 1st time unrequited. Least I tried it
    27 October 2009
  • 25
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    The hapless, first time skydiver soon found himself on the wrong end of an unrequited shove.
    27 October 2009
  • 15
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    ...and OJ went free having found unrequited glove.
    27 October 2009
  • 15
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    I fear though I might meet the requisite inclusion of the word, this tweet will simply be another of my unrequited attempts at inanonymity.
    27 October 2009
  • 20
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    Such an act, whatever the intent, could not go unrequited, thus her foot met his netherland. Best to refrain from melon compliments.
    27 October 2009
  • 25
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    When it comes to intimate advances; better unrequited than unrequested I'd say.
    27 October 2009
  • 20
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    My services grossly unrequited, I was forced to follow the slacker everywhere he went reciting the paperboy mantra, "I want my two dollars!"
    27 October 2009
  • 15
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    Her heresy, hollow hearsay had herewith harassed heartless heretics handily hampering hellacious hedonistic hogwash. They burned her anyway.
    25 October 2009
  • 20
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    Artwiculate verbose? Grandiloquent and tautological? Loquacious even? Heresy!! And quite impossible whilst limited to a minuscule 140 cha...
    25 October 2009
  • 15
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    Cletus had his car up on blocks on the front lawn and his beater was sufficiently yellow, but he'd never been fishin'. Redneck heresy!
    25 October 2009
  • 15
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    Kanye has done it again, caustically and flippantly dipping his heresy bars in nut butter and feeding it to the willful media.
    25 October 2009
  • 15
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    Dharma and Gregarious, now that would have been a show!
    24 October 2009
  • 10
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    Breaking Benjamin on #Stereo8 is a quick cure for the lassitude that was clouding my head this morning.
    23 October 2009
  • 25
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    Artwiculate's lassitude and uncharacteristic lag caused me to double post a few tweets today. Lasstards!
    23 October 2009
  • 15
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    Lassitude is nawful nuts. Lassitude occurs when an Irish gal is angry with her lad for taking the craic, "She gets a gran narky lassitude!"
    23 October 2009
  • 20
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    "Lassitude" not to be confused with "Laditude". You'll need to check under the hind leg to see what you're dealing with. Beware the lass.
    23 October 2009
  • 25
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    Feeling high on life? Need a reality check? Lassitude! Lassitude is not for everyone. Side effects may include: vomiting, diarrhea,death...
    23 October 2009
  • 20
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    "Lassitude" is not to be confused with "Laditude". You'll need to check under the hind leg to see what you're dealing with. Beware the lass.
    23 October 2009
  • 15
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    Lassitude is nawful nuts. Lassitude occurs when an Irish gal is angry with her lad for taking the craic, "She has a gran narky lassitude!"
    23 October 2009
  • 19
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    Capricious, precocious, insidious little bastard that took my bike. Has left me ebullient and I'd like to imbue his hind side with my belt!
    22 October 2009
  • 15
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    Crisp, refreshing Capricious Sun fruit beverage!
    22 October 2009
  • 15
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    I was immensely grateful to find that my GF was sending me to the Island of Capricious; only to find out it isn't off the coast of Italy.
    22 October 2009
  • 10
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    Is a Peugeot considered bourgeois and a Renault très élégante or vice versa?
    21 October 2009
  • 10
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    I was surrounded by bikers of the bourgeois while I was in Sturgis.
    21 October 2009
  • 12
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    Tasty Kellogg's conflate, part of a nutritious breakfast! Hooked on Ebonics worked for me!! :)
    20 October 2009
  • 45
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    As a child I would dig long trenches in the sand pouring colored water in each to watch the confluence of colors conflate into a single hue
    20 October 2009
  • 25
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    The two liquids will not conflate unless a third ingredient is added--this is called a liaison or emulsifier, which stabilizes the mixture.
    20 October 2009

Awards

Top 20 20 October 2009 Conflate
45
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Top 20 08 October 2009 Boondoggle
40
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Winner 30 September 2009 Aplomb
55
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Top 5 28 September 2009 Quotidian
75
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Top 20 27 September 2009 Tautology
50
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