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19PointsAuribus teneo lupum; would that I were erudite enough to know when (and where) to release. (With apologies to #terence)04 October 2010
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23PointsFirst Linguist: "Wait, does it go: bumbershoot, bumbershot, bumbershat?" Second Linguist: "Stop being so tense."03 October 2010
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31Points"Waiter, there's a confabulate in my soup." "But of course, Sir. It's what everyone's talking about."19 September 2010
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26PointsMugger: "Gimme all your confabulate!" Victim: "I ... I'm speechless." Mugger: "Dang. Mom said I shoulda gone to grad school."19 September 2010
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17PointsGuy walks into a bar, orders a Confabulate. Bartender says, "Sorry, all out of predicates. They're subject to recall."19 September 2010
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21PointsGuy walks into a bar, orders a Confabulate. Bartender says, "Here, now shut yer yap and drink."19 September 2010
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12PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Equivocate. Bartender: "Right. Forgot it was Hedge Fund Manager Night."31 January 2010
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22PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Equivocate. Bartender: "One evasive shot of Shillyshally, beaten around the bush, coming up."31 January 2010
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11PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Equivocate. Bartender: "You'd best get out of Dodge, Partner."31 January 2010
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27PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Equivocate. Bartender: "Sorry, Mate. Can you be more specific?"31 January 2010
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12PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Equivocate. Bartender: "Wouldn't you prefer a Vacillate? Or a Pussyfoot? Or a Stall?"31 January 2010
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12PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Equivocate. Bartender: "Shaken, stirred, or vague?"31 January 2010
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12PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Equivocate. Bartender sighs, "Look, just tell me what you want and I'll make it, OK?"31 January 2010
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12PointsAvarice In Moderation! (Battlecry of the Cognitive Dissonants)30 January 2010
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13PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Avarice. Then another, and another. Bartender, counting tips: "I Lust for nights like these."30 January 2010
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19PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Avarice. Then another, and another. Bartender shrugs: "Better than Sloth. You'd never leave."30 January 2010
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22PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Avarice. Then another, and another. Bartender shakes his head: "This can only lead to Wrath."30 January 2010
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11PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Avarice. Then another, and another. Bartender: "I Envy you your high tolerance, sir."30 January 2010
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16PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Avarice. Then another, and another. Bartender: "You best not have to much Pride to pay me."30 January 2010
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18PointsGuy goes into a bar and orders an Avarice. Then another, and another. Bartender: "Hard to tell you guys from the Gluttons."30 January 2010
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30Points"Waiter, there's a Tryst in my soup!" "Yes, but just think: you'd have to pay a lot more to see that on cable."29 January 2010
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29PointsGuy walks into a bar and orders a Tryst. Bartender winks. "I think that can be arranged."29 January 2010
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19PointsGuy walks into a bar and orders a Tryst. Bartender pours half a shot, says "Other half'll meet you in 15 minutes out back."29 January 2010
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22Points"Waiter, this soup is nothing but broth and garnish!" "Yes, sir. Here at Festoon, we take the trimmings quite seriously."28 January 2010
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28PointsGuy who ordered the Judy Garland and got the studio-rules Rooney Festoon: "I think that bartender slipped me a Mickey ..."28 January 2010
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15PointsGuy goes into a bar, orders a Judy Garland. Bartender: "Sorry, studio rules. Comes with a Rooney Festoon chaser by contract."28 January 2010
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47PointsGuy goes into a bar, orders a Festoon. Bartender snorts, "Great. This guy'll be hanging around here all night."28 January 2010
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21PointsGuy walks into a bar, orders a Denouement. Bartender: "I'm your brother, you married our sister, Dad was the murderer. $7.50."27 January 2010
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16PointsGuy walks into a bar, orders a Denouement. Bartender: "Sorry, I just ran out of Catharsis."27 January 2010
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10PointsGuy walks into a bar, orders a Denouement. Bartender: "Sorry, last call's not until 2AM. Have a Climax instead."27 January 2010
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19 September 2010 | Confabulate |
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28 January 2010 | Festoon |
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13 December 2009 | Gossamer |
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12 December 2009 | Desuetude |
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10 November 2009 | Propinquity |
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| Oct 2010 | 23 points |
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| Jan 2010 | 47 points |
| Dec 2009 | 40 points |
| Nov 2009 | 50 points |
Acquiesce, Acrimony, Ailurophile, Anomaly, Aplomb, Arcane, Avarice, Boondoggle, Bravado, Bumbershoot, Confabulate, Conflate, Crepuscular, Defenestrate, Denouement, Desuetude, Ebullient, Effervescent, Elixir, Equanimity, Equivocate, Erudite, Esculent, Esoteric, Ethereal, Evanescent, Evocative, Felicitous, Feral, Festoon, Fisticuffs, Foofaraw, Fribble, Gossamer, Gregarious, Harbinger, Hemisphere, Heresy, Hubris, Imbue, Implacable, Ineffable, Kumquat, Kvetch, Lassitude, Lilt, Machiavellian, Mirth, Mondegreen, Oeuvre, Ogle, Pastiche, Paucity, Penumbra, Perfunctory, Perspicacious, Propinquity, Pulchritudinous, Quixotic, Quotidian, Redolent, Schadenfreude, Spartan, Stigma, Sumptuous, Tautology, Tintinnabulation, Tirade, Tryst, Umbrella, Unrequited, Untenable, Vestige, Vicarious, Viridescent, Wassail