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Best tweet ever

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"God help me," he exclaimed above the cacophony, as the choir of a thousand Fran Drescher impersonators began Act 3 of The Nanny Monologues.
25 September 2009

Latest tweets

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    Pilgarlic base makeup? Bald-faced lye.
    08 September 2010
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    Obdurate. Two-year-old. Three is just around the corner. Crossing fingers.
    07 September 2010
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    Fairy: "Bibbidi bobbidi bibulous." Cinderella: "Hum?" Fairy: "Patented glass slippers 2.0 absorb feet moisture. Hold liquor well, too."
    23 August 2010
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    A herd of dinosaurs multiplied, had to jostle. An asteroid crashed, and now they're just fossil.
    20 August 2010
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    Old adage says when engaged in a naval war, you flotsam you sinksam.
    18 August 2010
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    The school punkular squeezed his clancular so hard, he yelled uncular.
    17 August 2010
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    Wig out, paraskevidekatriaphobes! Wishing you your most inauspicious yet!
    13 August 2010
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    Logorrhoea? Write it down. Those who have it are trolling tweets and following Artwiculate. @ and # at your own risk.
    12 August 2010
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    ♫ Insolvent Jem♫... is truly exiguous.
    10 August 2010
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    Agathokakological, a nonce habit.
    09 August 2010
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    Headline: Old Gentleman Takes Sedative, Valium! Subheadline: Doctor With Lousy Handwriting Who Prescribed Amative, Viagra, In Big Trouble!
    06 August 2010
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    Love blinded me to his every funk and foible. It's over, I can see. And now I feel hoible.
    05 August 2010
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    You hispid hottie. Hop on my mower for a bramble.
    04 August 2010
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    Avolition? Wishy-washful thinking.
    22 July 2010
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    If a narrow dale is called a dingle, does that make a narrow vale a vingle?
    20 July 2010
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    OK. Which tweeters typed 'floccinaucinihilipilification' and which ones copy and pasted it?
    19 July 2010
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    What the floccinaucinihilipilification? I thought the word of the day was a four-letter word.
    19 July 2010
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    Something you don't see on LOLcats everyday: "I can has my kindle kindling on ure Kindle?"
    18 July 2010
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    Poor Debbie. Her jinxed coming out party? A debacle.
    17 July 2010
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    Perhaps 'twas transmogrification Maybe robust wine Instead of male yon Saw Bottom's asinine.
    16 July 2010
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    MachiNation: horde of loyal, upgrade-obsessive fans transmogrified by the fruit of Steve Jobs's machinations, Apple (because it's magical).
    14 July 2010
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    An early draft: "And in this borrow'd likeness of bromopnea Thou shalt continue two and forty hours..."
    12 July 2010
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    ST (stentorian twitter) is the new LOL.
    11 July 2010
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    How funky is your chicken? How funky is your chicken? How loose is your goose? Our goose is real abstruse.
    08 July 2010
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    Compotation? Sounds like a course you take at Hogwarts.
    07 July 2010
  • 10
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    It turns out that kid from Cebu did not misspell 'compotation'.
    07 July 2010
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    You could say some bloggers are what you call los cazadores de la brouhaha.
    06 July 2010
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    She excels in track, inspired by Flo Jo. Also she's fond of cookery. She hankered for savory soup on the go And so added dash of celerity.
    05 July 2010
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    To attain Nirvana, one must find Kurt Cobain's reincarnation reunited with Krist Novoselic and David Grohl (but he can forget about Love).
    04 July 2010
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    Poker face: much addubitation about muffin.
    02 July 2010

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