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In his oxter-ity drive, he decided that the deodorant had to go, much to the chagrin of his cubicle mate at work.
26 July 2011

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  • 35
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    In his oxter-ity drive, he decided that the deodorant had to go, much to the chagrin of his cubicle mate at work.
    26 July 2011
  • 10
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    This is a big wide veldt. Some will hunt, some will run. What do you choose to do?
    15 May 2011
  • 10
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    why, you wheedle scoundwel, imma beat the cwap out of you!
    09 December 2010
  • 30
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    Waiting here. Stupefied by time. The clock ticks.
    07 December 2010
  • 15
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    Lola didn't know whether to be mendacious or moradacious so she did both. Cos did it really matter which it was?
    06 November 2010
  • 21
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    In an effort to bring some class to The Apprentice, consultants suggested Trump use 'you're immolate-d' instead. They got immolated.
    13 October 2010
  • 15
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    The discussion over who should wash the coffee cups quickly degenerated into a debacle involving a barrage of emails and dirty looks.
    17 July 2010
  • 15
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    There's no brouhaha like a witches' standup comedy night.
    06 July 2010
  • 20
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    She couldn't understand the brouhaha behind her the entire day till she got home and found her skirt tucked into her pantyhose.
    06 July 2010
  • 16
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    Lost in the woods and my precocious phone is about to die
    28 March 2010
  • 21
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    Schadenfreude is when you've torn a hole in your pants at work and so refuse to tell your colleague that his fly is open.
    26 January 2010
  • 15
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    His insouciance about the state of his clothing really bothered me. Superman or not, underwear should stay where it says to stay: under.
    23 January 2010
  • 11
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    I can't believe I typed "a epiphany" and only realised it 13 hrs later.
    03 January 2010
  • 10
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    It was a epiphany when she discovered her lifetime of suffering uncomfortable shoes was because the 2 sides were not interchangeable.
    03 January 2010
  • 10
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    Soon, waking up before the crack of dawn will be ineluctable. Hats off to ppl who commute 2 hrs or more in horrible traffic to get to work.
    02 January 2010
  • 18
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    When she gives me that furtive glance, I know someone's been digging up the flower beds again.
    01 January 2010
  • 12
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    My barber would sniff at my bartender's plethora of metaphors but he can be pretty Socratic himself when the mood strikes.
    28 December 2009
  • 20
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    As my bartender would say, life hands you a plethora of forks when all you need is a forklift. All the better to eat cakes with, my dear.
    28 December 2009
  • 27
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    Her most prized accolade was winning Miss Pulchritudinous in '94.
    27 December 2009
  • 22
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    It was a gargantuan blow to his puritan sensibilities when he realised his naked-jaunt-to-town nightmare was no dream.
    26 December 2009
  • 17
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    Enjoy your jollity responsibly this holiday season.
    23 December 2009
  • 20
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    He didn't consider himself a blatant ass-kisser; a sycophant gets down to business before the owner of the butt even realises he's there.
    22 December 2009
  • 10
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    I meant to pay a compliment, saying she was pulchritudinous. I didn't mean to say paunchy & mutinous. My tongue sorta slipped, y'know?
    19 December 2009
  • 15
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    When she's sweet she's very very sweet; when she's bad she's implacable. Literally. She sits on her victim and won't budge.
    17 December 2009
  • 25
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    Her implacable belief in her superior powers of observation was shaken; she'd been trying to unlock someone else's car for the past 10 mins.
    17 December 2009
  • 10
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    Her attempt at pastiche fell just a bit short. There was no denying that playing Bella in an earnest manner did not constitute satire.
    15 December 2009
  • 15
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    His evanescent pot belly was a magical result of hibernation, making him the envy of all the insomniac bears.
    14 December 2009
  • 10
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    Flying along to dreamland on gossamer wings in a short while. Come to think of it, why aren't wings to dreamland made of any other material?
    13 December 2009
  • 16
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    The local post office staff seem to think hardworkingness is totally desuetude.
    12 December 2009
  • 15
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    He was a right old fribble. But how he was loved, for he frittered away his family fortune not only on himself; he was generous to a fault.
    11 December 2009

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