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Best tweet ever

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The reasons why girls don't like me may seem arcane at first, but they often turn out to be fairly obvious.
07 October 2009

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    I'm sailing in equanimity despite being sick, multiple projects at work, and graduate school madness.
    18 November 2009
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    I usually frown and stare at the floor after I ogle someone or something. What's the point of desiring something I can't have?
    13 November 2009
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    Your diminutive thinking is deserving of a not so esculent knuckle sandwich.
    11 November 2009
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    Witness the propinquity of my fist! Don't piss me off.
    10 November 2009
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    The morning meeting: the corporate litany.
    06 November 2009
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    Today's lagniappe involved ultrasound, the Department of Homeland Security, and a vibrator.
    05 November 2009
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    Riparian property is beautiful... until it floods.
    04 November 2009
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    I just lost almost three hours of productivity studying the esoteric science of fin design.
    03 November 2009
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    Whenever I try to move foward I'm confronted with vestige of my past.
    02 November 2009
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    The dulcet crashing of waves will not be heard again until the next big swell.
    01 November 2009
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    The cloying praise from sycophants makes me ill.
    30 October 2009
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    All that's left is a scintilla of the myriad things I felt for you.
    28 October 2009
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    True unrequited love just once was enough to leave me forever jaded.
    27 October 2009
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    I committed vegetarian heresy today with some tasty Peruvian fish saltado and ceviche.
    25 October 2009
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    Is calling an extrovert gregarious redundant?
    24 October 2009
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    Despite my increased productivity my transition from night owl to early bird has resulted in a lingering lassitude.
    23 October 2009
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    My capricious ADHD poodle is named Rebel. As a pup on his first day home he decided to jump into our pool.
    22 October 2009
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    Last Sunday a Huntington Beach surfer thought the San Bernardino visitors were not quite bourgeois and referred to them as "debris".
    21 October 2009
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    Let's hope certain countries don't learn to conflate two hydrogen atoms.
    20 October 2009
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    Kiwis, strawberries and mangoes: the redolent allure of exotic dancers.
    19 October 2009
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    So that's why I was grumpy yesterday: the awesome surfing produced ebullient delusions that I was going to take a girl home that night.
    18 October 2009
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    Deciding to go commando may not have been felicitous, as I was not expecting to end up at a bachelor party.
    17 October 2009
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    There's no use arguing with her. If I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight, I must acquiesce.
    16 October 2009
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    Women should practice caution when faced with male alacrity. They're usually after something else... http://bit.ly/3PMnT
    15 October 2009
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    In all ways, the kisses in dreams are ethereal.
    13 October 2009
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    How I yearn for spartan living: a shack, a board, and an ocean.
    09 October 2009
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    Passion is the difference between a masterpiece and a boondoggle.
    08 October 2009
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    The reasons why girls don't like me may seem arcane at first, but they often turn out to be fairly obvious.
    07 October 2009
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    @seeesquared What? LOL. The sentence itself is arcane.
    07 October 2009
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    @seeesquared Yeah. That's what I heard. Look up 'feral' and tweet a sentence using it!
    06 October 2009

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