ScoreRanking 499points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 27 / 41

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 6

Best tweet ever

62
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ennui? it's my middle name. no, not really, but i think it might be my cat's middle name. that lazy little ho.
21 September 2009

Latest tweets

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    drained down to dust / a heart's echo among flames / calamistration ... #artwiculate #haiku
    25 June 2010
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    i prefer to think of my love for alcohol as sinister, as opposed to insidious, because let's be honest: evil is cool, right?
    12 October 2009
  • 20
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    uhh, sorry #artwiculate, but i don't use words like "boondoggle". sometimes i enjoy self-evident words, but boondoggle IS a boondoggle. eww!
    08 October 2009
  • 15
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    she flipped through the pages with feral voracity. when they told me she was a bibliovore, they weren't joking around!
    06 October 2009
  • 25
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    she pours, carafe to glass, with a fastidious elegance that belies the naked trembling behind her eyes.
    05 October 2009
  • 34
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    a lilt and a pep and a spring in her step, and not a clue of the toilet paper stuck to her shoe!
    04 October 2009
  • 39
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    what do i look for in a breakfast food? something hearty, delicious, and perspicacious. i want a bagel that really know ME.
    02 October 2009
  • 25
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    i'd say a chicken's oeuvre is probably that one perfect egg. do you think it's considered cannibalism if a chicken eats its own egg? o_O
    01 October 2009
  • 20
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    aplomb is the bomb. you should get some.
    30 September 2009
  • 20
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    calling in sick to #artwiculate today, due to hubris. i'm too good for your silly word games!
    29 September 2009
  • 15
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    am i the only one who *doesn't* wish for a quotidian routine? it just seems rather mundane and repetitive. #artwiculate
    28 September 2009
  • 15
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    a quotidian malady may seem innocuous -- or maybe redundant -- quite probably preposterous!
    28 September 2009
  • 13
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    my cat's tautology is like an invitation to shake my fist angrily. i think she likes when i do that.
    27 September 2009
  • 25
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    maybe if i adjure my cat enough she will shut up. but i wonder if she is thinking something similar about me...
    26 September 2009
  • 29
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    what sound could be sweeter than the cacophony of people on the internet telling you you're wrong about something?
    25 September 2009
  • 25
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    my doctor says i may have narcolepsy. it manifests as a sempiternal need to fall asleep, which is, coincidentally, quite exhausting. :P
    24 September 2009
  • 47
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    do you think that Poe / was a maven of ravens / or only disturbed?
    23 September 2009
  • 44
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    no matter how mellifluous, drunken texts sent at 3 in the morning are probably going to get my ass in trouble. :[
    22 September 2009
  • 62
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    ennui? it's my middle name. no, not really, but i think it might be my cat's middle name. that lazy little ho.
    21 September 2009

Awards

Top 20 04 October 2009 Lilt
34
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Top 20 02 October 2009 Perspicacious
39
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Top 20 23 September 2009 Maven
47
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Top 20 21 September 2009 Ennui
62
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Daily stats

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25 Jun 2010 22 points

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Oct 2009 39 points
Sep 2009 62 points

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