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Anyone remember that oft forgotten zany courtroom scene in the "Sound of Music"? "Adjure, adjure, to yur and yur and yur!" @artwiculate
26 September 2009

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    An old astronomer just told me that the stars will align in syzygy to find this Suz a guy. (So says a gypsy.) #artwiculate
    14 December 2010
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    To avoid the harsh self-sorriness of emo music, I like to wrap my ears in a nice, red fluffy muppet. I find it so Elmoli- I mean- emollient.
    02 May 2010
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    Fact: It may have been nominated for Oscars, but my fear of Oprah and equal porphyrophobia means I will probably never see The Color Purple.
    17 February 2010
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    "FML," said the ephemeral female phantom. Then she faded for effect. @artwiculate
    12 January 2010
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    @Artwiculate The ephemeral is totally my thing... well, it was a fleeting moment ago... (actually though, check out my blog FMRL-->)
    12 January 2010
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    I, Suzie, will have none of your de-Sue-'tude! Nor will I slip into desuetude! I will not go gently into that good ni- (cue the big cane)
    12 December 2009
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    Then the gentleman said to her in a tone that was hushed, "not to be colloquial, dearest, but thine form is bootylicious." @artwiculate
    05 December 2009
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    @artwiculate Just like the hulking word abbreviation, colloquial does the opposite in form to describe what it means...
    05 December 2009
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    @Artwiculate Night approached. The full moon rose, just like a big, french pancake. It was crepuscular, crepeuscular, and my mouth watered.
    04 December 2009
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    @artwiculate That Twilight movie sure was craptast... I mean crepuscular.
    04 December 2009
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    @artwiculate After looking at all these definitions of defenestrate, my great ideas went right out the window...
    03 December 2009
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    Every day I complain about how quotidian it is to complain daily. @artwiculate
    28 September 2009
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    "His ding dong... I mean his porksword... well, his lobster of love..." Fact: 67% of tautology takes place in romance novels. @artwiculate
    27 September 2009
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    Anyone remember that oft forgotten zany courtroom scene in the "Sound of Music"? "Adjure, adjure, to yur and yur and yur!" @artwiculate
    26 September 2009
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    I walked into the mechanical bird menagerie. The sound of their cackles was a phony cacophony. @artwiculate
    25 September 2009
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    How long could it have taken me before I found out the definition for the word myself? Oh, time sempiternal. @artwiculate
    24 September 2009
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    @artwiculate "Melanie, did you see how smoothly I got us there in the plane?" Tom said mellifluous-ly?
    22 September 2009

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