ScoreRanking 1749points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 22 / 29

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 4

Best tweet ever

50
Points
Conan the Riparian is the slightly less awesome second cousin of that guy with the Austrian accent.
04 November 2009

Latest tweets

  • 10
    Points
    Be not shamefaced, young pirate! Many will find your rhotacism quite becoming.
    20 January 2012
  • 17
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    Rowena stayed in Credulous for the better part of her trip to Fantasy Island.
    13 November 2011
  • 20
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    Let's hypnotize a hillbilly with hypnotizability.
    29 September 2011
  • 20
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    "One Fish, Two Fish, Deep Red Fish, Blue Fish" - Dr. Puce
    28 September 2011
  • 36
    Points
    If I had a sesquioxide for every time I combined three oxygen atoms with two atoms of another element, I would be a chemist.
    11 August 2011
  • 15
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    The contumacy Constable Cuckington displayed toward Captain Cabbageworm was certainly cause to pause for concern.
    09 August 2011
  • 27
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    Let's call a chartreuse before things end up getting violet.
    05 August 2011
  • 20
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    Prominently perched the penitent prophet upon the promontory.
    02 August 2011
  • 15
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    I'm having triskaidekaphobia for lunch!
    13 May 2011
  • 10
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    If I had a dragnet magnet I wouldn't be so nypd blue.
    24 March 2011
  • 15
    Points
    Rasputin's impressive ability to not die might be cause for some to label him a "hemo-theriac".
    22 March 2011
  • 25
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    Bert is to unibrow as Ernie is to rubber ducky.
    02 January 2011
  • 10
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    Upon making his acquaintance at the rally, dashing oil baron André Adipose appeared far more unctuous in person than previously presumed.
    22 December 2010
  • 43
    Points
    The Cachinnator, sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, unwittingly gave himself away from nigh 200 yards.
    01 December 2010
  • 35
    Points
    "Dextral" is merely "extra" with the right kind of baggage.
    30 November 2010
  • 27
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    Rip Van Winkle's favorite band? Consenescence.
    27 October 2010
  • 26
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    When confronted by a hipster-based member of the populace, rhetoric appears to be the only weapon worth wielding.
    26 October 2010
  • 10
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    If I have a yardstick and a bag of chips, does that make me a "mete and potatoes" kind of guy?
    19 October 2010
  • 10
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    Objurgate Watergate.
    23 September 2010
  • 21
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    The mustachioed lad pistachios had.
    03 September 2010
  • 21
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    Antediluvian hasn't spoken to Unclediluvian in ages.
    02 September 2010
  • 15
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    Zipporah's robust flatulence whilst tripping the light fantastic was by far the grandest contretemps Lord Whiddle had yet seen that evening.
    11 August 2010
  • 35
    Points
    The exiguous bulge in Sir Jaunty's knickers served to sour the evening for Countess Cauliflower.
    10 August 2010
  • 34
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    There are times I can discombobulate my foes with but merely my keen ability to forbear.
    28 July 2010
  • 15
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    ♫ ♪ Wassail the ocean blue, and our sauced-up ship's a beauty. Not sober men nor true, inattentive to our duty ♪ ♫
    31 December 2009
  • 20
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    The weight of the world was incipient from the moment Peter Paternoster's anti-gravity chamber gave up the ghost.
    30 December 2009
  • 20
    Points
    My propensity for propriety is possibly pernicious.
    29 December 2009
  • 18
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    Have yourself a jocund little Christmas, may your jock be tight...
    25 December 2009
  • 20
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    It was with intense gusto that Alvin began dancing his spastic holiday jig; much less so after tripping and crushing his Schweddy Balls.
    24 December 2009
  • 27
    Points
    Hemisphere leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to geometry.
    21 December 2009

Awards

Top 20 11 August 2011 Sesquioxide
36
Points
Top 20 05 August 2011 Chartreuse
27
Points
Top 20 01 December 2010 Cachinnator
43
Points
Top 20 30 November 2010 Dextral
35
Points
Top 20 28 July 2010 Discombobulate
34
Points

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