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Best tweet ever

84
Points
"Eat me!" "An esculent idea!"
11 November 2009

Latest tweets

  • 34
    Points
    Quatopygia: Ultracutebutt
    28 February 2010
  • 13
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    Someone should rid the loo of its stench. Its lurid.
    19 February 2010
  • 19
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    Ineffable: Something that you can't F.
    20 January 2010
  • 12
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    Will you share some champagne with me? A Moiety Chandon 1988?
    16 January 2010
  • 24
    Points
    If I'm jealous it is kitsch, otherwise it is swell.
    11 January 2010
  • 30
    Points
    Quagmire? I'm really stuck!
    06 January 2010
  • 17
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    Furtive glances. Lips straining at the leash. The heat between our mouths raising. And then... Ah. Heaven.
    01 January 2010
  • 16
    Points
    Along with fear and shame twisted versions of freedom are being used to sell women a plethora of products from tampons to wine.
    28 December 2009
  • 10
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    'Jollu' in Tamil slang means 'salivation'. Jollity could mean an entity that salivates. There, I taught you guys a whole new language.
    23 December 2009
  • 16
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    Sycophant: Portmanteau for an ill pachyderm?
    22 December 2009
  • 19
    Points
    Hemisphere: One of numerous divisive terms that plagues mankind.
    21 December 2009
  • 25
    Points
    Heaven: A pulchritudinous babe with an uncanny terpsichorean ability to dance to my tunes.
    19 December 2009
  • 17
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    Desuetude: Sue has no one to care of.
    12 December 2009
  • 20
    Points
    "Here, take this embrocation, and physician heal thyself!"
    08 December 2009
  • 39
    Points
    Raillery: Fun on a train?
    07 December 2009
  • 25
    Points
    A stitch in time may save...fisticuffs.
    02 December 2009
  • 25
    Points
    Christmas, the season of phantasmagoria, mirth and love.
    01 December 2009
  • 45
    Points
    A season of mirth induces a season of birth albeit nine months later.
    01 December 2009
  • 15
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    Christmas is the season of mirth. If that doesn't describe it well then nothing will.
    01 December 2009
  • 20
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    No kvetch up please!
    30 November 2009
  • 25
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    Kvetch: Impossible to quench.
    30 November 2009
  • 25
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    Philistine: "My mother-in-law's portrait is on the wall in the Louvre. She has the most famous smile."
    29 November 2009
  • 60
    Points
    Machiavellian: Bombastic euphemistic word used to describe sly bastards.
    28 November 2009
  • 20
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    Machiavellian: The Orwellian 'unperson'. Literally.
    28 November 2009
  • 25
    Points
    Machiavellian: Machiavelli in Delhi with petroleum jelly.
    28 November 2009
  • 39
    Points
    Is it coincidence that Machiavellian rhymes with chameleon?
    28 November 2009
  • 65
    Points
    Tintinnabulation. A circumambulatory way of saying: it rings a bell.
    27 November 2009
  • 10
    Points
    Just had dinner after a long day. 'Earned' my food. Sumptuous.
    25 November 2009
  • 25
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    One square meal a day. One word: Sumptuous.
    25 November 2009
  • 30
    Points
    An umbrella in the hand is worth a zillion in the bush.
    22 November 2009

Awards

Top 20 01 December 2009 Mirth
45
Points
Top 20 27 November 2009 Tintinnabulation
65
Points
Top 20 13 November 2009 Ogle
40
Points
Top 20 13 November 2009 Ogle
40
Points
Top 20 13 November 2009 Ogle
50
Points

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Monthly stats

Jun 2010 0 points
May 2010 0 points
Apr 2010 0 points
Mar 2010 0 points
Feb 2010 34 points
Jan 2010 30 points
Dec 2009 45 points
Nov 2009 84 points
Oct 2009 19 points

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