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Average daily score / Average monthly score 39 / 61

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 3 / 57

Best tweet ever

110
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I never sink to the level of fisticuffs, usually a stab in the back does the trick.
02 December 2009

Latest tweets

  • 12
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    When he closed his eyes again he could still taste the bullock's breath, sweet beneath the urgent whilom-the-whips.
    10 August 2011
  • 16
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    Myrtle, we ain't in Kansas no more.... http://twitpic.com/53m589
    28 May 2011
  • 11
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    Genghis sighed as he shaded his eyes, from the outcrop there was only veldt to the horizon. "Ok, who's got the feckin map?"
    15 May 2011
  • 24
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    Turn round she said, I don't know why, I wasn't hilding anything; perhaps she just wanted to see the back of me.
    14 May 2011
  • 22
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    If I put your hands there and there, will you have time for triskaidekaphobia? "No" said the clock.
    13 May 2011
  • 15
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    Alf wasn't really a perfectionist, he was a bombast with dramatic aspirations, although the judge said it was heavy breathing.
    12 May 2011
  • 10
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    "I'm sick of your bombast crap!" Startled, I lifted my head from the water, what? "I said, can you turn on the hot tap, it's getting cold."
    12 May 2011
  • 23
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    She chewed me out for my bombast, now I've got a few bones to pick with her.
    12 May 2011
  • 14
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    I filed your map in my farrago under "I'm lost without you".
    11 May 2011
  • 17
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    Ernie shifted one foot to the left, hoping it was still licit to mix metaphor with emotion.
    10 May 2011
  • 13
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    "Is this the licit queue?" chirped the keen whale.
    10 May 2011
  • 12
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    The dwarves agreed, she looked less somnolent after the Botox. Now for some wind under the sails, her arms will flap those crows to history!
    09 May 2011
  • 10
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    Triticale is a cross between wheat and rye, fleer is just cross.
    06 May 2011
  • 11
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    It's a waste of time releasing the Bin Laden photos, no one will believe them; release the birth certificate, the apologia version.
    04 May 2011
  • 26
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    She said it was a lengthy apologia, I'd say it was a ream.
    04 May 2011
  • 30
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    Oldtimer: Ah yes, I remember the Thimblerig boys, great lads, three peas in a pod, ....maximum security of course, after the bank job.
    03 May 2011
  • 22
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    Many a slip in the thimblerig tonight, I guess I'm too tired and emotional to be in my cups.
    03 May 2011
  • 19
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    Bazza spent sixteen years painting the hypotyposis out of his dunny, but from any angle it was a shit house job.
    02 May 2011
  • 10
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    Major Major thought it would be too forward if he moved swardward so turned and went backward.
    01 May 2011
  • 24
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    The monk found his rhythm as he swung the scythe through the sward, "I could make a habit of this".
    01 May 2011
  • 17
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    Columbine paused between sward and swale, udderly bored.
    01 May 2011
  • 16
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    I always thought there was something funny about her sward, but I never got past the ha-ha.
    01 May 2011
  • 16
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    I was taken for a ride, it wasn't a sinecure, just a hitching post.
    30 April 2011
  • 16
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    I waded through the fine print for the sinecure, now I need a goldfish to read the blurb. @lithiumzombie
    30 April 2011
  • 20
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    Merv got an interview for the hangman sinecure, he heard it opens doors.
    30 April 2011
  • 12
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    The vicar of Midsommer was a bit dubious of his sinecure, but he did stay busy.
    30 April 2011
  • 22
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    Yes, down for the weekend, staying with the Eerie's, do you know them? Nice aren't they. Better go. So it's the first left after Midsommer?
    29 April 2011
  • 13
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    I climbed the ladder, but I didn't find the eagle's eerie.
    29 April 2011
  • 15
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    We tried every angle, but decided chicanery was around.
    28 April 2011
  • 46
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    I tried chicanery once, I wove myself a basket case.
    28 April 2011

Awards

Top 20 14 May 2011 Hilding
24
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Top 20 04 May 2011 Apologia
26
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Top 20 03 May 2011 Thimblerig
30
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Winner 28 April 2011 Chicanery
46
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Top 5 26 April 2011 Whippersnapper
46
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Daily stats

12 Aug 2011 0 points
11 Aug 2011 0 points
10 Aug 2011 12 points

Monthly stats

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Sep 2010 48 points

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