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10Points#euphemism RT @jonjonnyp: Why is there a bentley in my parking deck?24 March 2010
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10PointsWorst birthday present for someone with porphyrophobia? Tickets to Wet Wet Wet.17 February 2010
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10PointsI took a canoe to an all-you-can-eat chinese restaurant. I turned it into a canoodle.14 February 2010
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16PointsSir Gallivant-The only knight who had to to be told how to get to the Round Table meetings. And reminded what time to be there at.11 February 2010
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10PointsHave a go! :) @DiaDuit 258 votes for best use of "sesquipedalian" have already been cast. Vote for your favourite at http://artwiculate.com06 February 2010
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16PointsA Sesquipedalian is ok by me.06 February 2010
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15PointsI don't see my doppelganger often, but we always seem to get our hair cut at the same time.03 February 2010
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28PointsIt's never a good sign when your consultant is called Dr Harbinger.22 January 2010
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12PointsI'm going to open a pet shop called 'onomatopoeia' and have a big sign in the window saying 'Budgies going cheap'.10 January 2010
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15PointsI don't mind Dec, but I'm starting to get pretty sycophant.22 December 2009
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26PointsThe lining at the bottom of my jeans is amazing. It's out of this hemisphere.21 December 2009
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29PointsPulchritudinous is in the eye of the beholder.19 December 2009
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31PointsI can't stop fighting windmills. My doctor thinks I'm manic quixotic.18 December 2009
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26Points@artwiculate My teeth are made from a synthetic substance that makes them implacable.17 December 2009
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10PointsI used to have house parties where the slogan was "You've only got one pilgrim?26 November 2009
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15PointsWhen Dave Grohl gave away free copies of his band's latest album it turned into a bit of a foofaraw24 November 2009
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30Points'Elixir' is just how pretentious wizards refer to a 'potion'26 October 2009
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15Pointsrixile [MIRROR] elixir26 October 2009
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25PointsMy Aunt is gullible, Dad always tricks 'er. Like replacing her insulin with a salty elixir #atwiculate26 October 2009
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25PointsWhen my friend's pet frog starts to dry out, elixir. #atwiculate26 October 2009
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10Points@artwiculate The lights in my local corner shop turn my skin a nice healthy colour. I call it my 'Spartan'09 October 2009
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10PointsRight, work to do. Although that thought is itself a boondoggle. Ha!08 October 2009
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14PointsBoondoggle-seeking a @serafinowicz RT.08 October 2009
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15Points@serafinowicz Boondoggle = Michael Elphick's canine is unwell.08 October 2009
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20Points'Boondoggle'-the new board game for all the family! No dice, no board-no rules! Ages 4+08 October 2009
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20PointsTrying to fit your head through a boy scout's woggle, is surely the epitome of a damn good boondoggle.08 October 2009
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15Points@artwiculate I need to get a good religious/holy man hairstyle. Maybe I could use some arcane gel.07 October 2009
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13Points@artwiculate I'm constantly spilling my tins of Lilt. It seems my table is at a tilt.04 October 2009
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