ScoreRanking 9429points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 32 / 45

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Best tweet ever

80
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Two gunshots echo in an alley. A mother's necklace becomes an archipelago on the cold ground. A boy's parents die, and a Batman is born.
25 March 2010

Latest tweets

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    I like solipsism because if I believe the theory, then I created the theory.
    22 January 2012
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    I used to wear bacciferous underwear, but all that fruit of the loom put a lot of pressure on my twig and berries. #artwiculate
    04 January 2012
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    Once frozen in abeyance at the end of WWII, Captain America gets the chills every time he sees a patriotic Popsicle. #artwiculate
    16 December 2011
  • 15
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    He tries to wake up, but his dreams lock him in abeyance, constructing a never ending path of false realities and phobias. #artwiculate
    16 December 2011
  • 11
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    I'm on a scow, I'm on a scow. Take a good hard look at the mother fuckin' scow! #artwiculate #lnlyislnd
    05 December 2011
  • 10
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    I'm on a scow, I'm on a scow. Take a good hard luck at the mother fuckin' scow! #artwiculate #lnlyislnd
    05 December 2011
  • 15
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    Scrooge use to express rancor towards Christmas, but now he wears tacky holiday sweaters. #artwiculate
    20 November 2011
  • 25
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    I ate ambrosia once. It really didn't live up to the hype. Don't get me wrong, it was good, but not god. #artwiculate
    16 November 2011
  • 15
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    I raze questions because I always have mind blowing answers. #artwiculate
    07 November 2011
  • 15
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    I recently injured my right knee, but not my hams, which is good because I'm against cruelty to animals. #artwiculate
    10 October 2011
  • 17
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    One of these cups is full of mephitic wine. Will you chose the correct one? Inconceivable!
    08 October 2011
  • 35
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    Censorship tries to constantly circumscribe creativity, but constitutional correctness clamps the claws that attempt to conceal.
    06 October 2011
  • 22
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    Switching between jocular and sadistic, the Joker's actions can not be predicted. He enjoys old comedies, paralyzing women, and Batman.
    25 September 2011
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    Although my injury isn't jocular, @ultracutebot has kept me happy and smiling with all her help, kindness, and love. <3
    25 September 2011
  • 15
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    My doppleganger's name is coin operated Crass, and he comes off as a prick.
    13 September 2011
  • 16
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    Billy never received a lump of coal in his Christmas stocking, but the possibility left a dollop of fear in his trousers every year.
    09 September 2011
  • 31
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    After Frank found out what cow pies were REALLY made of, he thanked God for his ageusia and prayed for a toothbrush.
    07 September 2011
  • 32
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    Plagiarism cannot coexist with solipsism. You can't rip yourself off...unless you're stuck to something.
    21 August 2011
  • 18
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    If solipsism is true, and I didn't come up with the idea of it, then who did? Ouch, my brain hurts...
    21 August 2011
  • 15
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    The ichthyophagous Penguin's stay in Arkham Asylum worsened when he realized all the good fish went to Killer Croc.
    20 August 2011
  • 25
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    I used to have a rinky-dink knife. I got rid of it because it just couldn't cut the cheese.
    04 August 2011
  • 47
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    I ululate with the thought/Of getting to hold @ultracutebot /She is my heart & my joy/She makes a man of this coin operated boy.
    03 August 2011
  • 42
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    I ululate every Wednesday when new comics hit the shelves. Man, I'm a nerd.
    03 August 2011
  • 46
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    "Werewolves of London" makes me ululate, but when the song is over, I always wake up in a park with flesh underneath my nails. What the?
    03 August 2011
  • 38
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    When your tibia is showing, you need to get some new pants...and possibly new skin.
    01 August 2011
  • 35
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    Oxter money shot = flakey white stuff
    26 July 2011
  • 40
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    I have a friend who changed his name from Oscar to Oxter. He used to be a grouch, and now he's pleasant but sweaty.
    26 July 2011
  • 56
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    I bruised my oxter. Now how will I make embarrassing noises?
    26 July 2011
  • 65
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    My assonance knows no bounds with sounds. It's not so great with smells though.
    14 July 2011
  • 45
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    Heist & hero homophone: a bat, man and robbin'
    05 July 2011

Awards

Top 20 07 September 2011 Ageusia
31
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Top 20 21 August 2011 Solipsism
32
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Top 20 01 August 2011 Tibia
38
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Top 20 26 July 2011 Oxter
56
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Top 20 14 July 2011 Assonance
65
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Words used

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