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31PointsI like solipsism because if I believe the theory, then I created the theory.22 January 2012
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25PointsI used to wear bacciferous underwear, but all that fruit of the loom put a lot of pressure on my twig and berries. #artwiculate04 January 2012
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15PointsOnce frozen in abeyance at the end of WWII, Captain America gets the chills every time he sees a patriotic Popsicle. #artwiculate16 December 2011
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15PointsHe tries to wake up, but his dreams lock him in abeyance, constructing a never ending path of false realities and phobias. #artwiculate16 December 2011
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15PointsScrooge use to express rancor towards Christmas, but now he wears tacky holiday sweaters. #artwiculate20 November 2011
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25PointsI ate ambrosia once. It really didn't live up to the hype. Don't get me wrong, it was good, but not god. #artwiculate16 November 2011
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15PointsI raze questions because I always have mind blowing answers. #artwiculate07 November 2011
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15PointsI recently injured my right knee, but not my hams, which is good because I'm against cruelty to animals. #artwiculate10 October 2011
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17PointsOne of these cups is full of mephitic wine. Will you chose the correct one? Inconceivable!08 October 2011
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35PointsCensorship tries to constantly circumscribe creativity, but constitutional correctness clamps the claws that attempt to conceal.06 October 2011
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22PointsSwitching between jocular and sadistic, the Joker's actions can not be predicted. He enjoys old comedies, paralyzing women, and Batman.25 September 2011
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20PointsAlthough my injury isn't jocular, @ultracutebot has kept me happy and smiling with all her help, kindness, and love. <325 September 2011
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15PointsMy doppleganger's name is coin operated Crass, and he comes off as a prick.13 September 2011
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16PointsBilly never received a lump of coal in his Christmas stocking, but the possibility left a dollop of fear in his trousers every year.09 September 2011
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31PointsAfter Frank found out what cow pies were REALLY made of, he thanked God for his ageusia and prayed for a toothbrush.07 September 2011
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32PointsPlagiarism cannot coexist with solipsism. You can't rip yourself off...unless you're stuck to something.21 August 2011
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18PointsIf solipsism is true, and I didn't come up with the idea of it, then who did? Ouch, my brain hurts...21 August 2011
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15PointsThe ichthyophagous Penguin's stay in Arkham Asylum worsened when he realized all the good fish went to Killer Croc.20 August 2011
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25PointsI used to have a rinky-dink knife. I got rid of it because it just couldn't cut the cheese.04 August 2011
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47PointsI ululate with the thought/Of getting to hold @ultracutebot /She is my heart & my joy/She makes a man of this coin operated boy.03 August 2011
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42PointsI ululate every Wednesday when new comics hit the shelves. Man, I'm a nerd.03 August 2011
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46Points"Werewolves of London" makes me ululate, but when the song is over, I always wake up in a park with flesh underneath my nails. What the?03 August 2011
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38PointsWhen your tibia is showing, you need to get some new pants...and possibly new skin.01 August 2011
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35PointsOxter money shot = flakey white stuff26 July 2011
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40PointsI have a friend who changed his name from Oscar to Oxter. He used to be a grouch, and now he's pleasant but sweaty.26 July 2011
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56PointsI bruised my oxter. Now how will I make embarrassing noises?26 July 2011
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65PointsMy assonance knows no bounds with sounds. It's not so great with smells though.14 July 2011
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45PointsHeist & hero homophone: a bat, man and robbin'05 July 2011
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Solipsism, Abeyance, Absquatulate, Agathokakological, Ageusia, Alar, Aleatory, Altruistic, Amative, Ambrosia, Animadversion, Antediluvian, Archipelago, Assemblage, Assonance, Avarice, Bacciferous, Badinage, Ballyhoo, Bedizen, Behoove, Bellicose, Bestir, Bibulous, Bifurcate, Billet-doux, Bloviate, Bombast, Boorish, Brobdingnagian, Brogue, Brouhaha, Brusque, Bumbershoot, Cachinnator, Caesura, Cahoots, Cajole, Canoodle, Cattywampus, Chatoyant, Chortle, Churlish, Circumambulate, Circumscribe, Clancular, Clancular, Clandestine, Compotation, Conciliate, Contretemps, Convolute, Copemate, Coqui, Couth, Crapulous, Crass, Denouement, Denude, Desiderium, Desultory, Dextral, Diaphanous, Disheveled, Dollop, Doltish, Doppelganger, Doyen, Draconian, Dupe, Ecdysiast, Eerie, Efficacious, Efflorescence, Effluvium, Egregious, Elision, Emollient, Enervate, Eon, Ephemeral, Equipoise, Equivocate, Erinaceous, Ersatz, Erstwhile, Euphemism, Exiguous, Expurgate, Farrago, Febrile, Fecundity, Felicificability, Finagle, Flibbertigibbet, Flotsam, Frenemy, Friable, Frippery, Frowsy, Fungible, Gallivant, Galoshes, Gambol, Gesticulate, Gobemouche, Gravitas, Grok, Gumption, Halcyon, Hams, Harbinger, Hebetudinous, Hilding, Hithermost, Hobbledehoy, Homophone, Hyperbole, Ichthyophagous, Idiosyncratic, Idoneous, Ignominious, Immolate, Implacable, Incognito, Indubitably, Ineffable, Infelicitous, Innocuous, Insouciance, Insouciant, Internecine, Intransigent, Inure, Jocular, Jostle, Junket, Jurisdiction, Katzenjammer, Kerfuffle, Kismet, Kitsch, Lachrymose, Lackadaisical, Languor, Licit, Lilliputian, Lissome, Logorrhoea, Lollygag, Loquacious, Loquacious, Louche, Lugubrious, Lummox, Lurid, Machination, Maladroit, Malaise, Matutinal, Mendacity, Mephitic, Meretricious, Misnomer, Mizzle, Moiety, Mollify, Moradacious, Muss, Mustachioed, Myrmidon, Mythomania, Narcolepsy, Nemesis, Nemorous, Niveous, Nugatory, Obfirmation, Obloquy, Odalisque, Odious, Oneiric, Oniochalasia, Onomatopoeia, Opulent, Oxter, Palaver, Panacea, Panoply, Paradigm, Pariah, Pejorist, Penchant, Peregrinate, Persiflage, Petrichor, Phantasmagoria, Philodox, Philter, Phlegmatic, Pillory, Platitude, Poltroon, Polymath, Porphyrophobia, Precocious, Prepatent, Prodigal, Prognosticate, Psychoneuroimmunology, Puccoon, Pusillanimous, Quagmire, Quatopygia, Quiddity, Quiescent, Rancor, Raze, Rebarbative, Reprobate, Rhetoric, Rinky-dink, Rive, Salient, Sally, Salubrious, Sapient, Schlep, Scintillating, Sciolism, Scow, Selcouth, Senescence, Sequacious, Seraglio, Serendipity, Sesquicentennial, Sesquihoral, Sesquipedalian, Sibilant, Simper, Sobriquet, Solecism, Solipsism, Solivagant, Somnificator, Somnolence, Specious, Splendiferous, Spoonerism, Spumante, Stupefied, Suave, Supercilious, Supine, Surreptitiously, Susurrus, Svengali, Symbiosis, Synecdoche, Tacit, Taciturn, Tchotchke, Technobabble, Tergiversate, Tibia, Tirade, Topography, Triskaidekaphobia, Troglodyte, Trudge, Tryst, Ululate, Unctuous, Undulation, Usurp, Vaccimulgence, Vatic, Virago, Virgule, Vitiate, Vociferant, Vulpine, Wheedle, Wizen, Xenophobia, Zealous





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