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Best tweet ever

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@artwiculate Fastidious in both her appearance and manners, her date quickly knew he was in for an overpriced dinner and no dessert.
05 October 2009

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    @artwiculate With each painful exhalation, the constrictor tightened his insidious squeeze on the struggling beast. Then, stillness reigned.
    12 October 2009
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    @artwiculate With each exhale, the constrictor tightened his insidious squeeze on the struggling animal. Soon, all was still...
    12 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Money has an insidious way of changing the truth. Illicit sex is even worse.
    12 October 2009
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    Money has an insidious way of changing the truth. Illicit sex is even worse.
    12 October 2009
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    The cocky freshman swaggered toward the hot senior, till her withering look revealed his bravado and he retreated to the boys room.
    11 October 2009
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    His spartan ways, combined with his inheritance, made Joe a wealthy catch. Alas, upon meeting, women always found him just plain cheap.
    09 October 2009
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    @artwiculate The meeting of the minds scheduled for this morning? A total boondoggle, but considering the minds, what did you expect?
    08 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Ever have on of those days where simply rolling out of bed reeks of boondoggle?
    08 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Boondoggle is just a nicer way of saying cluster f*ck. C;mon, vote for me. You know I'm right;-)
    08 October 2009
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    @artwiculate It is simply arcane that one should have to take an entire morning or afternoon from work to wait for the appliance guy.
    07 October 2009
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    @artwiculate I would tweet a phrase using "arcane", but none of you have the mysterious knowledge needed to understand it.
    07 October 2009
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    The feral kitten, cornered by the curious rottweiler, howled and spat with cougar-like ferocity, completely unaware of his lesser size.
    06 October 2009
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    @artwiculate After a grueling practice under the blazing sun, my 15 year old son smelled truly feral and I loathed letting him in the car.
    06 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Fastidious Carol quickly turned feral when Darryl shared his oeuvre of manly charms.
    06 October 2009
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    @artwiculate You say fastidious; I say Get a life!
    05 October 2009
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    @artwiculate It is a whisper thin line between fastidious and obssessive compulsive.
    05 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Fastidious in both her appearance and manners, her date quickly knew he was in for an overpriced dinner and no dessert.
    05 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Her lilt indicated youth. But a close look at her face indicated she was simply and older woman, trying way too hard.
    04 October 2009
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    @artwiculate The lilt of her voice, the tilt of her head, the gleam in her eye... I knew we were meant to be.
    04 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Compared to hubris, perspicacious, and quotidian, putting vicarious in a sentence is a piece of cake.
    03 October 2009
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    @artwiculate I experience no vicarious enjoyment from reading the winning artwiculate entries.
    03 October 2009
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    @artwiculate As the children trudged up the hill, weary from a week's worth of school, the perspicacious mum set out the cookies and milk.
    02 October 2009
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    @artwiculate When looking for companionship. the perspicacious male, keen on just one thing, knows not to appear keen on that one thing.
    02 October 2009
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    @articulate The perspicacious male, keen on just one thing, knows not to appear keen on that one thing.
    02 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Sitting in a hotub, surrounded by cannibals, the well marbled, perspicacious tourist realized she really WAS in hot water.
    02 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Layered with slivered veal, and topped with caviar, the chef's hors d'oeuvres were the oeuvre of the dinner party.
    01 October 2009
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    @artwiculate Sprinkled with caviar and topped by slivered veal, the chef's hors d'oeuvres were the oeuvre of the dinner party.
    01 October 2009
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    @artwiculate"I left out the yolks," she said. "You don't want to eat little unborn chicks, do you?" "Yes," he replied with aplomb. "I do."
    30 September 2009
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    "I left out the yolks," she said. "You don't want to eat little unborn chicks, do you?" "Yes," he replied with aplomb. "I do."
    30 September 2009
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    The mayor's tremendous hubris gave him great aplomb with the ladies. Alas, hubris and aplomb were his two best assets.
    30 September 2009

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Top 20 05 October 2009 Fastidious
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