ScoreRanking 2437points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 23 / 35

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 8

Best tweet ever

80
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raillery; is that when you have to read between the tracks to get the joke? #artwiculate
07 December 2009

Latest tweets

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    I didn't know whether to believe the plans for a new Dam. Until I saw it was called; Credence Clear Water Revival #artwiculate
    19 April 2011
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    Tis the season holly and mistletoe, turkey and sprouts, gifts and wrapping, and an epidemic of oniochalasia #artwiculate
    17 November 2010
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    Consenescence has come to mean repetition of consonant sounds, as in when an old person talks through bad false teeth #artwiculate
    27 October 2010
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    I'm ready to live in an idiocrasy, as long as I'm the idiot in charge. #artwiculate
    20 October 2010
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    At more than 200 kilos he needed a diphthong to cover both cheeks. #artwiculate
    18 October 2010
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    Public Service Announcment; you'll be seeing this word "ubiquitous" everywhere today #artwiculate
    15 October 2010
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    He was a tender and erudite lover, he whispered sweet nothings in iambic pentameter with accurate grammar and full punctuation #artwiculate
    04 October 2010
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    Peccability;holey for the birds #artwiculate
    21 September 2010
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    "Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling clandestine" became number 1 on the top 40 secret song list for the year. #artwiculate
    09 September 2010
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    "Kissing an un-mustachioed man, is like eating a boiled egg without salt. Not worth the effort" said Mrs Dali #artwiculate
    03 September 2010
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    gobemouche; I am not gullible enough to believe that this word exisits in the dictionary. It does? *jaw drops* #artwiculate
    31 August 2010
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    My husband never tells me anything; I think he's got clancular fever. #artwiculate
    17 August 2010
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    Lady Loquacious learnt to curtail her logorrhoea when she began using twitter #artwiculate
    12 August 2010
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    Little known music trivia; Paul Vance originially wrote "Exiguous Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" but changed it to make it scan. #artwiculate
    10 August 2010
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    exiguous dining; nouvelle cuisine #artwiculate
    10 August 2010
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    Danny Ramos Gomez, once known as the wolfman, will now be known as the hispid hispanic. #artwiculate
    04 August 2010
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    Mr Grandiloquence says he wants to abrogate our relationship. Meh. #artwiculate
    30 July 2010
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    Grandiloquence is one of those words that does what it says on the tin. #artwiculate
    29 July 2010
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    Her dancing was smoothly retro under the disco ball; His dancing tended to discombobulate all. #artwiculate #couplet
    28 July 2010
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on. Moving finger? no wonder it's illutible #artwiculate
    27 July 2010
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    It's hard to be sanctimonious when scandal is staring you in the face #artwiculate
    26 July 2010
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    The ghost was known to be convival; literally the spirit of the party #artwiculate
    24 July 2010
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    She nicknamed him "erinaceous", he deserved it for his beard alone. #artwiculate
    21 July 2010
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    As electronic reading devices become popular I am curious; how will the next generation of book burners kindle their fire? #artwiculate
    18 July 2010
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    World Cup celebration in Amsterdam last night, official computation of the compotation puts it at a 90% #artwiculate
    07 July 2010
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    Two teams gallivanting + a phalanx of fans + various wassails + the noisome vuvuzelas = gargantuan brouhaha #artwiculate
    06 July 2010
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    She downed her drinks with alacrity and moved from celebrity status with celerity. Or maybe that was the vodka talking #Artwiculate
    05 July 2010
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    She moved into her new apartment in Rue Convolute; men followed a long and winding road to her door #Artwiculate
    01 July 2010
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    Catastrophe! #Artwiculate wasn't the only one to confuse calamistration and castration; Now I need to find a hairdresser.
    25 June 2010
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    Mr Abstemious doesn't know what he's missing out on #artwiculate
    23 June 2010

Awards

Top 20 04 October 2010 Erudite
35
Points
Top 20 09 September 2010 Clandestine
38
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Top 20 03 September 2010 Mustachioed
32
Points
Top 20 07 April 2010 Lummox
44
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Top 20 08 January 2010 Diaphanous
42
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