ScoreRanking 3578points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 29 / 43

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 4 / 83

Best tweet ever

69
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my Nemesis love, it always eludes. my heart on my sleeve my feelings protrude.
10 April 2010

Latest tweets

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    i lubricate and Lucubrate but i just cant get to you, you seem afraid of the tool with which i wield so what else can i do?
    07 June 2010
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    amazed by her countenance, her expression said it all, its true the bigger they are, the harder i did fall
    27 May 2010
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    after a few more beers her Meretricious style may be mistaken for true beauty, at least until i wake up
    24 May 2010
  • 24
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    if she wants to be Meretricious, i must keep my pimp hand strong!!!!!
    24 May 2010
  • 22
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    as Meretricious as she was dressed, i knew it was going to be a good night!
    24 May 2010
  • 25
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    a dispositive moment, entangled in embrace. waiting for the orgasm and to show you my "O" face!
    23 May 2010
  • 22
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    Perambulate across the plains, to find my way to her arms again. i roam beneath these cloudy skies, in hopes of getting lost within her eyes
    19 May 2010
  • 11
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    Haimish and downtrodden, i'm as low as a man can be. i haven't been the same since the day you walked out on me.
    18 May 2010
  • 37
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    A bailiwick in misery, broken hearts & dreams, the lady had a comeliness about her and many wicked schemes.
    17 May 2010
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    So my dear, shall we go to your place so I can show you my bailiwick?
    17 May 2010
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    My bailiwick moments are oft times brief. This is a normal occurrence and the source of my grief.
    17 May 2010
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    Milquetoast, a timid mouse. Scurry scared around the house. Wants to be brave but can't do that. There is still the gawddamn cat!
    09 May 2010
  • 24
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    Persiflage manure delivery- giving someone shit
    08 May 2010
  • 38
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    the Persiflage ended in a lot of hard feelings. hard to tell if someone's joking if you don't know their true meanings.
    08 May 2010
  • 37
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    The imbroglio in which I'm stuck, is a result of bad decisions not just bad luck
    07 May 2010
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    Taciturn love drunk - can't talk her mouth is full now - she craves my man ranch #maxku
    06 May 2010
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    Taciturn snowfall - old man winter comes calling - when will spring come back #haiku #artwiculate
    06 May 2010
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    Taciturn miranda - the right to remain silent
    06 May 2010
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    Taciturn communing - silent prayers
    06 May 2010
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    Taciturn the off switch - maintain radio silence
    06 May 2010
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    Taciturn sheppard - silence of the lambs
    06 May 2010
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    Taciturn phone conversation - silence on the line
    06 May 2010
  • 26
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    Taciturn money man - silent partner
    06 May 2010
  • 40
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    The cat remained taciturn when questioned about the whereabouts of the canary and the goldfish, he just wore a devilish grin.
    06 May 2010
  • 16
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    Taciturn through all this mess, the president was caught from the stain on her dress MT @gBaYgUrL
    06 May 2010
  • 16
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    Standing taciturn in the rain filled street, in disbelief I stand there as you make your retreat.
    06 May 2010
  • 16
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    You may be taciturn, but you say "I love you" with your eyes...
    06 May 2010
  • 22
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    Taciturn assassin - silent but deadly
    06 May 2010
  • 11
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    Taciturn and stoic as the evidence comes to life, I just sit and wonder if you wanted to cheat, why did you become my wife?
    06 May 2010
  • 28
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    A taciturn society, dwell within the hive, making honey and propolis so that their species will survive
    06 May 2010

Awards

Top 20 03 May 2010 Billet-doux
58
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Top 20 02 May 2010 Emollient
51
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Top 20 24 April 2010 Polymath
51
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Top 20 19 April 2010 Vitiate
58
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Top 20 16 April 2010 Wizen
60
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19 May 2010 22 points
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