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Best tweet ever

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Courage happens when you are more afraid of being pusillanimous than you are of the actual threat. #artwiculate
16 February 2010

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    I try not to be pedantic, but I hate when people don't speak English good. #artwiculate
    29 April 2010
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    A Simple Desultory Philippic: ramblings by Simon & Garfunkel. Yes, I'm old enough to remember! #artwiculate
    23 April 2010
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    Infelicitous timing: tickets to Europe for last weekend. #artwiculate
    22 April 2010
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    A felicitous tweet turned infelicitous when his wife walked by. #artwiculate
    22 April 2010
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    I have a friend loquacious/Her speech is ostentatious/If you wait for her to be quiet,you see/You'll wait a taciturn ~ity #artwiculate
    12 April 2010
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    Someone accused me of mythomania, but she was just lying. #artwiculate
    11 April 2010
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    Lummox in a china shop: bull in human's clothing. #artwiculate
    07 April 2010
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    We count on panoply for clues on behavior. Who would bow to the queen if she wore jeans and a t-shirt? #artwiculate
    06 April 2010
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    I've got rhythm / I've got music / I've got gumption / Who could ask for anything more? #artwiculate
    05 April 2010
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    Morning vaccimulgence? If I had to do that to put milk in my coffee, I'd switch to tea! #artwiculate
    01 April 2010
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    My Italian friend is loquacious, unless you hold down her hands. #artwiculate
    31 March 2010
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    Idiosyncratic: Marching to your own flugelhorn. #artwiculate
    29 March 2010
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    My desk is not disheveled, just organizationally challenged. #artwiculate
    27 March 2010
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    Persiflage makes the work day go faster. Sometimes, we even work. #artwiculate
    26 March 2010
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    I'm not very religious, but I'm zealous about my atheism. #artwiculate
    12 March 2010
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    Hey, wait a minute - that was my husband! MT@symphonist Odalisque ~s: please tweet with your location #artwiculate
    11 March 2010
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    MT@symphonist Gesticulate: the Italian man's microphone.
    09 March 2010
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    I hoped the CD would be melodious; alas, my money was spent on the odious. #artwiculate
    08 March 2010
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    I forget half my words, and my husband forgets half of his; together, we make sentences. 50-year-old symbiosis. #artwiculate
    07 March 2010
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    Bad: stepping in cat vomit in your bare feet. Egregious: doing it in the morning before your 1st cup of coffee. #artwiculate
    02 March 2010
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    A child's most egregious error: telling people how old mommy really is. #artwiculate
    02 March 2010
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    Scintillating beads, like scintillating conversation, always capture my attention. #artwiculate
    01 March 2010
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    Quatopygia: a hula dancer's job application. #artwiculate
    28 February 2010
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    I used to have a plant on my patio. It was a Peregrinate Jew, but I think it wandered away. #artwiculate
    26 February 2010
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    Lugubrious: another name for my mother-in-law.
    24 February 2010
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    Why don't we ever hear about a barroom kerfuffle?
    23 February 2010
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    "Is that lipstick on your collar?" "Don't start a kerfuffle, honey - a woman tripped on the subway, & I caught her." "With your neck?"
    23 February 2010
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    The ideal running mate for Sarah Palin: Harry Hebetudinous.
    22 February 2010
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    Intelligent is explaining Brownian motion in a beaker to a class. Suave is explaining Brownian motion in a glass of wine to your date.
    21 February 2010
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    Absolutely crapulous - is that the American version of AbFab? #artwiculate
    18 February 2010

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