ScoreRanking 1226points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 27 / 30

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 11 / 87

Best tweet ever

62
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I scratch the itch for kitch and end up with a rash of tchotchke right where my wallet lies #artwiculate
26 December 2010

Latest tweets

  • 15
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    thrust and parry sounds too much like sex repost onna net #artwiculate
    14 June 2011
  • 17
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    dupe me once, shame on you; dupe me twice shame on me #artwiculate
    26 January 2011
  • 16
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    a dupe by any other name smells of con just the same #artwiculate
    26 January 2011
  • 20
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    waiter, there's a unibrow in my soup. wait. that's mine #artwiculate
    02 January 2011
  • 11
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    I'd make a day fer some fair lass /but try's I might I fall on my ass / think it's my unibrow tripping me up / making me some clumsy pup
    02 January 2011
  • 10
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    give my love one fair chance. / I'd put my unibrow away in my pants / but then I'd have my head up my a** #artwiculate
    02 January 2011
  • 10
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    tweet me one unibrow with side order of hair on ear and dish of nose hair poking out #artwiculate
    02 January 2011
  • 22
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    what unibrow lurks on yon man's nose? looks like it goes from his head to his toes / oh. tha's a fur coat. my bad #artwiculate
    02 January 2011
  • 21
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    I'd wink but my unibrow hurts #artwiculate
    02 January 2011
  • 10
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    see the brows how big it grows / until it joins above the nose / the other brow then it goes / from brow one and brow two to unibrow
    02 January 2011
  • 16
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    tell me why we can't have sin? / it's my unibrow I know again / I trimmed it back the other day/now it's one just like its been #artwiculate
    02 January 2011
  • 10
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    love me love my unibrow. it's a manly thing, no unisex here #artwiculate
    02 January 2011
  • 10
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    what's that over your nose? that's my unibrow, so what's that under your arms?
    02 January 2011
  • 13
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    unibrow, a sea gull's wings / spread in languid flight / crosses nose like gulls cross seas / and looks a terrible sight #poem #artwiculate
    02 January 2011
  • 15
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    I have unibrow; just ask my razor #artwiculate
    02 January 2011
  • 11
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    I tripudiate that wotd on grounds it don't even sound like a word #artwiculate
    29 December 2010
  • 10
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    bamboozle? t'was all in fun. she took it serious #artwiculate
    28 December 2010
  • 10
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    bamboozle me a time or three /there oughta be a law/some day I'll learn you'll break my heart/there'll come the last thin straw #artwiculate
    28 December 2010
  • 15
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    I finally located my lost mind. found it at the corner of bamboozle boulevard and fools' square #artwiculate
    28 December 2010
  • 10
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    bamboozle d in the moonless night / she woke to find him such a fright / she chewed her arm off at dawn's first light #artwiculate #poem
    28 December 2010
  • 10
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    I'm SO confused! Nawwww, you've just been BAMBOOZLE DDDDD! #artwiculate
    28 December 2010
  • 16
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    tell me a tale, bamboozle me well / then set me on my path / fool me again for once ain't sin/ but twice is. do the math #artwiculate #poem
    28 December 2010
  • 11
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    love is in the air / bamboo is in her hair / does that mean she's bamboozle d? #artwiculate
    28 December 2010
  • 16
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    is that illegal? to bamboozle? #artwiculate
    28 December 2010
  • 10
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    lacy j dalton's ". . .and I'll live till I die believing the lie cuz I love those crazy blue eyes" now THAT's bamboozle d #artwiculate
    28 December 2010
  • 15
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    bamboozle me then set me free / lie to me once more / I'll believe you if for not / other than you're really hot #artwiculate #poem #poetry
    28 December 2010
  • 55
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    a near vowel less word? how can you pronounce tchotchke with one vowel? #arwticulate
    26 December 2010
  • 62
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    I scratch the itch for kitch and end up with a rash of tchotchke right where my wallet lies #artwiculate
    26 December 2010
  • 10
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    @Ameeee the horse of skin and bone, named unctuous was so prone to to tripping in the sand :)
    22 December 2010
  • 10
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    I'm unctuous? Oh please. my jeans are just replete. I'm lissome you know. for fat man I go so well on heel and toe #artwiculate
    22 December 2010

Awards

Top 20 09 December 2010 Wheedle
32
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Top 20 07 December 2010 Stupefied
39
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Top 20 28 January 2010 Festoon
40
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Top 20 21 January 2010 Cynosure
37
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Top 20 09 January 2010 Lissome
38
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