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Best tweet ever

80
Points
I used to be effervescent but then the bubble burst.
12 November 2009

Latest tweets

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    As a special Valentine's Day treat for my beloved, we're having some nice wine and some Noodle Canoodle.
    14 February 2010
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    I say 'umbrella', you say 'emberella'. You say pot-ar-toe', I send you for elocution lessons.
    22 November 2009
  • 15
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    G'morning all. A happy Thursday finds the joy of my heart overcast by the penumbra of a pointlass lab exercise.
    19 November 2009
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    Equanimity: surely a case of horses for courses.
    18 November 2009
  • 35
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    Never have sex with plants. May well leave you with a deeply embedded stigma.
    17 November 2009
  • 30
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    I was planning on a good entry today, but seeing as WOTD is 'imbrication', I'm scaling down my ambition.
    14 November 2009
  • 10
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    "The ladies may call me 'Snake Hips' but they always run away when I show them my imbrication'.
    14 November 2009
  • 20
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    Feeling like a fish out of water. Need embrocation on my imbrication.
    14 November 2009
  • 15
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    A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, an ogle for an ogle.
    13 November 2009
  • 20
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    When in propinquity to the dessert trolley, an effervescent ailurophile will always ogle the Cat-eaux.
    13 November 2009
  • 10
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    @lagadu123 Effervescent action is when things start to get fizzical (So very, very good - *envy*)
    12 November 2009
  • 80
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    I used to be effervescent but then the bubble burst.
    12 November 2009
  • 10
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    There's a propinquity in our mutual attractions, it just a shame you're a horse.
    10 November 2009
  • 15
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    Mercenary twitter feed: Paid money to kill people, took contract, got shot at. LOL.
    08 November 2009
  • 35
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    It may seem mercenary, but how many fellow Twitterati do I need to sleep with to win an artwiculate?
    08 November 2009
  • 10
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    A mercenary is a person with no principles. A whore is a person with no principles nor knickers.
    08 November 2009
  • 20
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    Perfunctory attempts at witticism on @artwiculate will get you absolute nowhere.
    07 November 2009
  • 10
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    Beware of Greeks bearing a lagniappe. It might be a Trojan. Or a 'Trojan'. Either way, you'll be screwed. @artwiculate.
    05 November 2009
  • 10
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    You say 'lagniappe', I say 'kleptomania'. @artwiculate
    05 November 2009
  • 20
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    That's fifteen babies now, I only bought the rabbit yesterday. Who knew lagomorphs could bring such a lagniappe @artwiculate
    05 November 2009
  • 15
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    The raucous rabble rocked&rolled, the ruck ravaging riparian and riverine, rabbit and roe. All because of a misheard 'rollocks' @artwiculate
    04 November 2009
  • 25
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    I'm a student of Forensic Anthropology, I tried to find a more esoteric discipline but everything else is dead to me.
    03 November 2009
  • 20
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    Unlike his older brother Aesop, Esoteric's Fables were not a particular Childrens favourite. @artwiculate
    03 November 2009
  • 10
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    Most used line in Coronation St. since introduction of multi-cultural protocol: 'Eeeee, so Terrik?' Not esoteric at all. @artwiculate
    03 November 2009
  • 19
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    Most commonly used line in Coronation St. since introduction of multi-cultural protocol: 'Eeeee, so, Terrik?' Not esoteric at all.
    03 November 2009
  • 10
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    "Why Prof. Nutt, I'm not firing you for speaking common sense. I just can't stand your not-so-dulcet tones" #artwiculate
    01 November 2009
  • 35
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    Acrimony is the name of the most unstable Isotope of Antimony - to test for it, just see how badly it reacts. #artwiculate @artwiculate
    31 October 2009
  • 10
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    Acrimony is the name of the most unstable Isotope of Antimony - to test for it, just see how badly it reacts.
    31 October 2009

Awards

Winner 12 November 2009 Effervescent
80
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Nov 2009 80 points
Oct 2009 35 points

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