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Best tweet ever

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a family of hyenas eating bagpipes would sound sweeter than the litany of feline courtship outside my window.
06 November 2009

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    to anthropologists, moiety also means 'one of two units into which a tribe or community is divided on the basis of unilineal descent.'
    16 January 2010
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    cocoa butter -- the chocolate embrocation #artwiculate
    08 December 2009
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    why is defenestrate such a fun word? is it the implicit sense of liberation, or the slapstick image of floundering limbs?
    03 December 2009
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    my son malinger-s to avoid another day of middle school drudgery-my daughter wants a bandaid for invisible injuries.when do i get a day off?
    16 November 2009
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    i can no longer bear to work at chisel-perfecting my image for potential employers. can i malinger before even getting a job? #artwiculate
    16 November 2009
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    no position is untenable if you fully understand it, though you may find this statement itself untenable. But tenable does not = desirable.
    15 November 2009
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    job hunting requires crafting an impeccable litany of self-affirming accolades. a healthy exercise surely, but i'd rather hide under a rock.
    06 November 2009
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    a family of hyenas eating bagpipes would sound sweeter than the litany of feline courtship outside my window.
    06 November 2009
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    with amphibious grace, the baby salamander slipped between the riparian rocks, inextricably escaping my curious gaze. #artwiculate
    04 November 2009
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    Alas, lassitude + solitude is as dangerous a combination as certitude in times of uncertainty. #artwiculate
    23 October 2009
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    If you conflate 'inflate' and 'deflate', can you just 'flate' something?
    20 October 2009
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    Benjamin Franklin famously said 'Fart proudly.' Well, I say 'Tweet ebulliently!' #artwiculate ebullient
    18 October 2009
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    artwiculate now dominates my tweets. a felicitous occurrence, just as I had begun the descent into inanity?
    17 October 2009
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    a felicitous occurrence, james taylor on the radio just as I flip the switch in search of a moment of calming distraction.
    17 October 2009
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    the alacrity of the bureaucracy in procuring my animosity was astonishing. #artiwculate
    15 October 2009
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    ethereal dew, illuminating moonlight, Titania awakens.
    13 October 2009
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    insidious Sid sided with the solipsistic senators and against the sick in voting against a single-payer system. #artwiculate
    12 October 2009
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    insidious Sid sided with the solipsistic senators and against the sick in voting against a single-payer system.
    12 October 2009
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    in spite of its Spartan furnishings, her home provided all of the necessary comforts to ease my mind and body. #artwiculate
    09 October 2009
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    arcanny = the arcane uncanny #artwiculate
    07 October 2009

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